Irate Panda

I read a while ago Preston was a skycap too.

I don't know why I watch these shows, they can't be good for my blood pressure. I know people have their favorites and least favorites. It is clear by my posts I dislike Terra....even 'hate', I guess aggravated is a better word because the woman's never done anything to me in real life. Can someone who likes Terra explain why you do with examples from the show. By that I don't mean "well, I saw her on DWTS and she was sweet" or She lent me 50 bucks once when I met her. I mean as portrayed on this show this season can someone give me concrete examples of why you like her or find her interesting? The only thing I can say Ifind somewhat admirable is her hustle even though I disagree with her way of going about it. Even when I should have felt bad for her all the way back in season one with the Joe/Elena mess, I didn't and I think Joe's a jackass so by default I should have wanted to feel some sympathy for her. This season my dislike for her shows no bounds, so I thought maybe my 'hatred' is blinding me to some positive attributes of hers. Others, my 'hatred' for them oft takes a break and I use the term hatred in a snarky way as I don't know these people in real life. For example, if Tonya mentions the word ACTIVEWEAR one more time I'm going to put my foot through the screen, but part of me even when irritated thinks wouldn't it be sort of nice if this lil heifer(TM Tonya) could pull this off and make some real money. Her and Kerwin ride off into the sunset in her new car. I felt happy for her when she said she could finally afford the dream car she wanted even Brianna with all her delusion and irritating behavior I wanted to hug because she was a human punching bag. Despite stinking to high heaven or thinking she's the next Adriana Lima, Briana almost makes me tear up (not really) when I listen to her caterwauling singing or her stumbling around trying to be a model. Basically, I'm saying throughout these episodes my dislike for these women has at some point take a break, but never with Terra. Can anyone throw some positive light on Terra from this Season?

I don't see why Matt would even bother to get upset. He didn't really seem to care to me because he knows Brianna's a doormat. Honestly him hooking up with some random woman at a bar would be the most "normal" thing he's been portrayed to do on this show. Hell, just a plan old drunken cheat. They had the man and I use that term loosely sending dick pics to EVERYBODY...they had a random internet sexchatter come on the reunion, a transgendered accuser get in a damn near brawl at Tonyas stupid photo shoot, they've implied he's dangerous around children, has a midget fetish, called him a woman beater and practically a kidnapper during Brianna's pregnancy. What haven't they accused him of? What hasn't he already admitted to? The only thing left is for one of the farm animals at Kerwins party to come on the reunion and say Matt slipped him/her/it his number. This isn't news, its fucking predictable! Terra didn't want to be the center of getting the pile of shit so let's bring Matt in. I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it but if his wife doesn't care if he's cheating why should we? If he's not harming a kid or animal let him cheat away. Honestly, the one thing I agree with Matt on is Brianna. He knows she won't do shit so he's free to keep doing his shit. She's got no money and he's got less than that or she has money and refuses to pay her bills. Brianna needs therapy not to be on a show. Matt was sitting there with a stupid smirk because he knows Brianna ain't gonna do a damn thing. It anything Matt will probably leave her whenever this show is canceled, he gets tired of doing the housework or some other paycheck needs a baby made or a dish washed. Sadly with all his bullshit (unless I found out he hurt a child), I still find him less annoying than Terra.

Terra instigated the Matt/Briana thing because she didn't want the women ganging up on her. I wonder why Terra? You mean it doesn't feel good to have everyone screaming at you. Trifling bitch. Here's a thought if you don't want people making up fake injuries stop throwing real things at them. Matt cheated....and in other news water is wet. Nothing is shocking about this. Hell Terra could have had a picture of a moose in drag on her phone as Matts latest gal pal and it still wouldn't be shocking. Who cares? Brianna ain't leaving his ass. The one thing, probably the only thing, I believe Matt about in that whole scene is he does most, if not all, of the things around the house or with the kids. One because Brianna physically can't, two is depressed, three is too busy singing, modeling, noveling in her mind. I think she plays fantasy land all day to escape from the shit show that is her life. Note to Matt : since you do everything" double up" on the laundry wash time or throw Brianna in the bathroom sink and give her a good bathing so Tonya's money pit of a scheme ACTIVEWEAR/shirts come back smelling fresh. I mean if the boyfriend on my 600lb life can squirt his girlfriend down on the front porch with a garden hose it's the least you can do for Brianna. Joe continue to roll your drunken skeevy ass into a ball behind the pillow in hopes that we will never see you again. You know damn well if Elena gave you half a chance you would have dropped that garbage sack of shit you now call your wife. The only times you made any sense were when you said they treat Briana like a punching bag and you were scared of Terra. Tonya always being Terra's doormat but has no problem raging on people for stupid things such as having a one second interaction with Trevore at a party 85 years ago or someone's LP "modeling" on a different continent. Tonya expects Kerwin to buy a 3 carat diamond? Bitch please you should feel lucky if he can buy you a carrot(yes the edible kind), weren't you just complaining the last episode how you're the breadwinner and frankly it seems like he's waiting on his social security check and mine as well do it in sunny LA with the show footing the bill. Hell, I don't blame him. Elena-- When's this paycheck gonna clear? I got a mortgage now. These bitches talk about my 'green card' marriage and if it's real with the 'losers r us brigade' they're pulling in as husbands. Christy- Terra's a bitch and every time the gang sets out to prove it (TM Scooby Doo) that damn Terra gots to be pullin Matt into shit...deflecting heifer (TM Tonya) Todd- 50 pounds down and losing. Christy better step up her game instead of wasting breath on Terra. Yes one partner can be heavier than the other but not after that party has berated the other on national tv for years for being a butterball. Before you know it Todd will be working on his Tinder profile. Of course half his replies will probably come from Matt. Jasmine- Another trying to get that paycheck with a dash of "gonna make sure Lifetime knows I'm camera ready and worthy of a spin off" Chris-. I wish I stayed home with Preston. I ❤️ Preston. Preston- I think this episode officially proves I am the smartest person on this show.

Where do I even begin. Terra has officially lost her mind/needs to keep the lifetime paycheck rolling in. Joe says twice he's afraid of Terra. Brianna probably still stinks but this week nobody cares. Preston has a real job that's probably why he couldn't go. Even Tonya couldn't explain Terra's insanity. Matt is presumably trolling hotel bars for (fill in the blank as anything is possible). Little anythingbutFierce Mama pretends to grow a backbone but will probably accept whatever Matts excuse is.

Elena is over all of it just there to pay for the new house. Jasmine stirring up trouble trying to keep that paycheck. Terra acting like an even bigger ass than normal because she depends on the rest of these nitwits to make money because I doubt she's making millions off her musical video of Tonya dressed up as a crab. Christie's just happy to still be getting a paycheck since Terra tried to ice her out last year. Brianna's a damn fool who puts up with EVERYTHING! I would say it's all for the paycheck but she put up with Matt for free so who knows? If Brianna is Jasmine's chihuahua, Im not sure what that makes Tonya to Terra because the only time she truly gets pissy with Terra is when Terra dare question Tonya's overpriced, understocked, money pit of an ACTIVEWEAR line. On a side note every time I see Jasmine's husband he looks like he's ready to break out in laughter at the sheer stupidity of these storylines. Joe looks completely dishelved and like he's ready to topple over at any moment. I'm waiting for Todd to shed all his weight and start telling Christie she's the butterball now, Prestons probably thinking can't wait for these cameras to leave so he can go back to talking about trains with Chris. Kerwin's probably wondering why he left Texas and why Tonya keeps wasting time on flea market ACTIVEWEAR when she could be making him shake n bake porkchops. Matt's probably just happy his perversion has taken a backseat to Brianna's hygiene as their storyline.

I didn't really believe it when Terra said it because well it's Terra and Tonya is always going to agree with Terra unless it involves the logo for her ACTIVEWEAR! It was Jasmine saying it that I thought it was probably true but I agree it might have more to do with the laundry. How the heck does she gets the clothes out of the washing machine unless she has the front facing kind. Honestly, if it weren't this Terra would be griping about Brianna for something else until it was Christie's turn for Terra's wrath. Although I think it would take a lot more than BO to make Matt leave. Terra should spend more time worrying about Joe looking like he's going to topple over at any moment, but she's too busy airing other people's dirty laundry, literally and figuratively.

She could get one of those bath tubs old people get with the little door and built in seat so you don't fall or even get a kiddie pool and have away at it....Good lord I spend way too much thinking about this show. If it as @Alapaki mentioned the sentence was muted/edited let's say she does shower I still give up because her showers are not working. I think Lifetime should pay us for our in depth analysis of this program. We clearly put more effort into it than the producers.

Damn, that was basically a whole show about how Briana stinks and you know Terra reveled in it like a pig in slop. Now based on the edited conversation between Terra and a Jasmine it seems like at least one of them (Jasmine) tried to address it or hint at it but if Chelsea Handler (who I personally can't stand) is saying somebody/thing stinks in your group of friends Im pretty sure she's not sugar coating it. Originally, I thought if Brianna was depressed maybe she just stayed in bed and didn't bathe but if she pulls herself together to film or go on Chelsea lately wouldnt you jump in the shower before hand? Is there a medical issue that can cause an odor? Man, I'm grasping at straws like Brianna does career choices. I guess It's just one more example of Brianna's low self esteem, but I do feel bad it was broadcast on tv multiple times by her "friends". ETA was reading another board and apparently I missed the part where Briana said she doesn't shower because of her balance...<throws hands up> I got nothin'

I thought it said ZoloftBob too :) for a couple of weeks

God, these two are pretentious and insufferable. Oh...it's messy! Amy and Matt's situation is so messy! MESSY! MESSY! MESSY! Bitch, please! You know what's messy that rats nest on Jeremy's head! I skipped out on a lot of years at Roloff farms, but were these two this bad from the beginning of their relationship (well whenever they first came in tv)?

I hate when Terra puts both her arms over her head and screams like a fool, I hate when she makes EVERYTHING about her, I hate when she does the cry/squeak/talk thing. Basically, I hate Terra.

I'm no fan of Brichelle's hence my previous post but on the "trash" level I think she's fairly low down on the scale on this show not that that's saying much. Honestly, I think Brichelle is trying to be the Juicy of this show and go from "friend" on show to "full cast member". If we are talking pure "trash" level getting your own show Emily would be the clear winner ymmv.

That's the same thing I thought! I have more chemistry with my mailman and trust me he's not making any kind of special deliveries.

What was I thinking?? Of course MMA champion of the world! He also had the job "saving kids lives" ....sadly on that list I think fairy or unicorn are the jobs Briana are most qualified for

After an all day marathon of LWLA (I know pathetic)I need to ask do any of the men on this show besides Preston have a job? I was left wondering after Tonya telling Kerwin she's was the provider. I thought maybe he was on some sort of disability since he seems to have trouble walking. Chris went to conductor school (no idea what it was actually called) but did he ever get assigned to a route? Todd seems barely able to move so he also might qualify for disability but I'm not sure what kind of work outside the home he could do besides maybe telemarketing. Joe is/was a drummer but is he able to go on the road with Terra missing so much although I don't see how he's able to physically take care of two kids so maybe they just have the nanny stay at home? Matt....well Matt is Matt. In the midst of my binge watching I caught the episode where Brittany season 3? was talking about the women dating her Dad and when she got to Briana she said I heard she was psycho. The next thing out of her mouth was I know who's crazy...I know who's smelly so I'm wondering if that was a dig at Briana after Terra and Tanya's trash talking about her the last episode.

Slim and none....and slim left town.

A BRAILLE CATALOG.....the only thing I can say is

I know this post is literally 3 years old but I laughed so loud my dog came running in barking like someone was committing a crime. This is a perfect recap of that episode

I know!!! I was like WTF??? They wanted to lighten your hair to make you look taller??? She could have at least said they wanted me to wear lifts in my shoes and I was offended by that so didn't do the show or when I got there it was clear they wanted to use me as a "joke" or any of the other 5 billion more plausible excuses in the world. I don't remember her being this bad before Matt. Honestly I don't remember much about Briana in the earlier seasons other than Todd supposedly being in love with her. I can only hope all these nitwit shenanigans she finds herself in are for the show. Does anybody know what Briana's job was before the show and I know this is probably a joke in itself but did Matt ever find a job or is it "taking care of Briana and the baby" in between texting people? I'm curious as to the salaries on this show besides Terra's are they enough to live on or do they make most of their money from appearances because aint nobody buying Little Boss activewear, makeup kits or any other crap they're shilling.

Totally agree with you....So Briana the delusional twit model was surprised a photographer would airbrush her photos, isn't that pretty much the industry standard? I get maybe not the industrial-strength job they did on her but she can't honestly believe she's model pretty. Don't get me wrong I have zero chance of becoming a model which somehow is still better than Brianna's chances and I know she can't help the achon features but arent the majority of the people on these little women shows achondroplasia little people? I don't think any of them have jacked up faces but Brianna is like I've said facially challenged. I'm trying to figure out if producers are just trying to embarrass her not possible after Matt or she really thinks she's going to become a huge star? I guess she is willing to put up with it for a check but just when I feel bad for her because of the nationally televised BO stunt she turns around and does some other dumb shit now she's arguing about the word fierce. I know it's bad because I absolutely hate Terra...and almost by default take the other person's side but Briana is just trifling because she puts herself in these stupid scenarios. Now that I think about it maybe she really is depressed I guess that would explain the B.O. she just doesn't care. Her life is beyond screwed up. I know most of it is her own doing but....I can't even complete this post because I know she'll do something infuriating the next episode and I'll hate her again. Oh well I tried.

I totally agree with your assessment about Namond's mom making Weebey (sp??) look damn near respectable and as far as I remember it's been a long time I don't think she was hooked on drugs or anything just plain old mean although I guess she'd could be diagnosed with some sort of mental disorder. Oh my little Kenard....I ain't gonna lie I giggled like a school girl when Michael beat his ass in season 4. My bf was like are you really laughing at 8 year old getting his ass kicked? I should have been embarrassed but i wasn't. I hated Kenard.

Ok Caylea so you're friends are sitting on your side of the couch....well with friends like that who needs enemies and is she really fighting over Chase with Amanda?? Dude looks like he needs to be scrubbed with a Brillo pad and Clorox. Emily's still trash and Bri's still clueless. Dare we forget Lontell lounging on the bed telling Emily he didn't care about her, the baby or anything else without a barcode and a retail price when she was pregnant, Bri couldn't trap Wooda with one child so she thinks two is the winning combination. Yet these two (mostly Emily) act they are winning in life. Of course they aren't which is why a Emily is mean and Bri pathetic. Is Austin a loser? Of course!!!! Isn't that a requirement for the men on this show? Is Tiffany delusional about their relationship? Of course!!! Isn't that a requirement for the women on this show? The only acting Brichelle is going to be doing is on this show...no offense but her tongue is too big for her mouth and she seemingly has no upper teeth...you can't understand a word she says. Amanda no idea if she's a drunk.....although I'd think you'd want to be if you actually did sleep with Chase. she's a hard looking 20something year old. Hell I just want to take a bath looking at that guy. Amanda go back to smoking your medical marijuana and fake dating firemen or "ex-boyfriends". Asta...leave this show before you turn to trash too....probably too late but still. Terra go away! It should be mandatory that Kevin "When you confronted Monie about welfare fraud was it because you were worried about where your tax dollars were going?" Frazier host all Little Women reunions.

So sad about Sully....he was by far one of the more respectable members of the Roloff family ??

Elena giving zero f&cks to Terra during Terra's all-about-me apology---Brava! Tonya has an active wear line??? Really? When was this mentioned? I never would have known. I can't believe they just sprung this story line on us. Where did this "fashion show" take place? The food court of the local mall? Briana is funky...Geez...is there anyway left to embarrass this woman? Married to a pervert? Check. Struggle note bellowing "singing for Kerry/Berry/Terry or some random person with the last name Gordy"? Check Clomping around in Mom's high heels "sexy Maxim photo shoots"? Check. Failing at every other made up career she has mentioned on this show? Check. Facially challenged? Check. Smells so bad that her body odor would disintegrate clothing? Check. I can't even tear this woman down because there's nothing left. I'm done.