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Honestly I love Dorinda's house! It's her house, Beth! She's not a hoarder (except a little at Christmas!) it's beautiful and not gross! And hello....Pucci chair!!! I refuse to watch these realty shows it's not how real people live. Lifetime movies are the worst, it looks like real people don't live there no mail hanging out, no keys, not one dish, no garbage!!! Nada! I m a hot mess, Beth would cut and run in my apt....hey sorry, I LIVE here! Carole's place is most real, but she could use a swiffer, and a cleaner...only because of cameras, nobody is filming in my apt! I would die to live in that Berkshires home! I would feel uncomfortable at Beth's home, so sterile.

I think Lu said it all last night when she said she didn't understand what everyone had such a problem, she and Tom are two LIKE MINDED people. She knows exactly what she's in for, I have to wonder if he knows what HE is in for?! Cuts both ways, I think he's way more into her than the other way around. A bachelor like that isn't easy to tie down, which is why Ramona and Sonja are seething, IMO!

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they just put her in allll the housewives shows, and anything Andy has a hand in. Maybe that's her announcement? I was waiting to be taken back for a procedure today at a surgery center, she was on access Hollywood (or one of those shows I HATE but was unable to turn the channel). She looked great and comfortable talking turkey with the other host and the guests that came on. Fortunately I couldn't hear very well, but you could tell how badly she always wanted to cut in and talk about herself. I just don't need to see her mug on everything on TV! She has more presence than Trump, who knew that was possible?!

I love Dorinda, but textes? Not once but twice! Ugh!!! Enough Beth, it's just promote promote promote! Double UGH!!

How is Maya a model? The bug eyed looks that she constantly does, is that an acting style? And since i am a new (old) viewer again, she's transgender? I find her extremely annoying mostly her because of her expressions!

KKL is probably crying TWO tears of joy she doesn't have to pretend Rumple (hee!) is not Ron Moss! This guy is so awful there is zero chemistry and the writers know it! Wtf is up with that casting? Can someone fill me in on why he left (Moss)? I have been absent for so long I have no idea. I see Brooke CEO of Spectra, I hope this is where we are headed!!! Fierce Sally and Brooke together? Gals from the valley, let's do this!!! ETA: I know there was an issue way back with diversity, why are they putting these horrible wogs on these beautiful African American girls? I see better wigs on Judge Judy, and that's BAD!

I was in NY playing this game in my 30's....I am embarrassed for all of them. ETA: I am not rich! I guess a little different! Still gross.

Been meaning to say this for awhile, Carole is done with that dull dud not the other way around. I am her age, she wants him and his dumb guitar OUT of her space! I don't even like her, but feel her body language that's HER apt and the way she said it, speaks miles!

After case #3 today Doug's "well it's your fault, you know" to the defendant (over her rift with plaintiff's granddaughter) was the best thing I have seen all day!

I am too excited about Sally and Thomas, I feel sad for my life! Really, what IS she doing on this show, unfortunately she probably won't last long, I think her star will rise pretty quickly! And....Mr. Pencil Pants! LOL!!

I was discussing this with a friend about Beth being a horrible mother for tossing her kids stuff when she was at her dads. She said she did it to her kids all the time (when they were at school). I said oh, well I don't have kids, my mom didn't do this and I have a hard time letting go of things! (although I turned out better than my siblings)! My mother who passed away last year was a borderline hoarder, so maybe had she cleaned our rooms out when we weren't around, we'd all be a little less crazy! Again, no kids for me so I can't really judge but I DO try to sneak things into the garbage that my sig other (also has a huge problem!) refuses to get rid of. He almost always asks what happened to ____________ then I have to fess up! It doesn't matter if it's been a day or a week or a year, he knows that shit is missing!

I am often ashamed of my animal infested hair apartment....seriously Carole for fucks sake get a swiffer (it's 11 dollars!) or cleaners if a camera crew is coming, good god, I feel much better about my life. So I guess thanks for that! And Hannah is awful, can we please stop trying to make her happen? ETA: Tinsley's friend is a huge asshole, her dog in an Escalafe? The worst!

I a man saving all my ❤️ For the real hw nightmare tonight, but you guys are the best! Nu-Sally is so amazing Thomas is a little boring for her! But I LOVE them! The Spencer "boys" were in between my time off and 300 years ago--but I quite enjoy the one (Wyatt?) and his snarky attitude! Liam is cute too but how they apparently fought over that blow-fish bitch is gross. The both deserve better, even if she seems to be getting softer (in face, and heart) I don't understand why she s CEO?! And 300 years later KKL looks amazing, vampire! I wish she'd just tell Ridge to back the f**k off and go bang Quinn, already! We allllll know that's where this is headed! I wish my dad was still alive so we could discuss, in his retired years he couldn't get enough of B&B, I made fun of him (football coach and history teacher.....bold & beautiful devotee)!

Thank god Steffy's face finally settled....they need to put it in her contract she can't do that shit ALL at once ever again!!!!

I admit to having a little Botox here and there, and before my 50th bday I freaked out and let my guy do my cheeks with restalyne. They looked amazing, not at all like these ladies. Whatever Lu is doing she is doing it right Carole and Beth and almost all of the OC ladies are putting wayyyyyy too much in there. Women our age don't have "apple" cheeks anymore! Chrissy Teigen looks like she has fillers, at her age it absolutely makes me bats!! Not a fan.

I watch ALL the Judge shows and I have never ever seen anyone as crazy as this woman with Foreign Accent Syndrome! Holy shit! ETA there is no way that she should be allowed to have a child! I hope the father keeps this tape!

My boyfriend who fell asleep during first viewing immediately upon second viewing...." I bet some alien thing happened to her..." He is far smarter than I am, I said hmmmmmm.... others have mentioned that!!!

The Jill Zarin knock knock menopause calling was spot on! Around 46 I thought I was pregnant because shit started disappearing for months at a time! A sure sign of peri-menopause, I am glad it's "over" but my wine gut tells a whole different story! Ha!

God Steffy is a vile bitch! Not an ounce of empathy in that one. I can't help it, I love new Sally!

Although this made me laugh, I am 51 (ugh) and due to having breast cancer in my early 40's I went into menopause early (around 47-48). However, I have lots of friends older than me who are still pretty regular!

I actually can't effing wait for this!!!!

How appropriate Candice Bushnell was at this party, I blame her for pretty much everything in my life (and my TV viewing)! JOKE but yea.....

Is it just me to are they saying "Xanax" in place of adderall? Because.....Xanax chills you out, adderall will make you a little crazy?

Erica as on Y&R again today! She's actually not bad.... Jack needs a love interest! (Yes I am pathetic and still watching this crap after a very long hiatus)!

Gross! I don't even want to know about Ridge and her niece, thank dog I missed that nonsense! This Ridge is awful (so was Ron Moss but he will always be Ridge to me)! I stopped watching when Steffy's twin was dating Rick, also....GROSS! Phoebe I think it was? Then she thankfully died and probably came back while I've been slaving away working and not missing this show! Lol