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Maybe she should have got to know him before having unprotected sex. Just sayin’.

Didn’t Tasha admit on the aftershow that between 50 and 75 percent of the mess was hers? When someone gives a range like that, I lean toward the higher number.

Some little people have attractive faces, but hers is very odd. And she grimaces so much. I always assumed that’s why she spends so much time on her wardrobe — to distract you from the face. i think it’s great when a spouse is attracted to their partner, but when Bill goes over the top about how gorgeous she is, it was love at first sight, c’mon. He’s obviously being Eddie Haskell trying to ingratiate himself with the viewers as super husband.

Maybe Tasha is estranged from her mother. Otherwise you would think crashing with her is better than sketchy rape motel. I think even drunk American guys with beer goggles would take a pass on Kalani. Maybe the virginity wasn’t by choice.

I wonder what a few means to Jon. If it’s three or four she totally deserves to be called out for giving romantic advice.

I thought it was weird that they were acting like the 22-year-old sister with the short boyfriend wearing a backwards baseball cap already owned her own house. I assumed she just lived with mom and they told mom to skedaddle for the night so that she could have a separate scene with the betrothed. But then it seemed like Jon and Fer were in the same house and invited mom over. So maybe they rented an Air BnB? But then why did the sister answer the door like she lived there? Production fuckery.

Remember in the early seasons he and a friend had a junk mail — ahem direct marketing — business. I wouldn’t think the pet store would be all that profitable as he didn’t run it himself but hired a manager. The bulk of the money is likely from TLC and Jen’s salary.

Do they hang surf boards too?

Gray has been the rage for like five years. It’s nearing its expiration date. Kinda reminds me of filing cabinets and battleships.

I have heard that the “Nemo” clown fish are fragile and need to be cared for by experienced hobbyists. I hope they have a service take care of the tank.

Plus she likes her wine. Could have a Whitney Houston repeat. They’re all seniors now but it’s hard to see why wife number two was worth dumping wife number one and the kiddos for. Maybe she was wilder in the sack.

No sun block, hello cancer. Unfortunate that Carrey’s daughter inherited his face. Same thing happened to Billy Joel’s daughter. Imagine your mom is a supermodel and you look like Billy Joel. The silver lining was no Mrs. Nev.

Gynecomastia? An accountant wouldn’t be “sexy” enough for “hot” Ashley.

They are casting the reboot at cattle calls and online. https://www.chicagotribune.com/redeye/culture/ct-redeye-real-world-casting-call-chicago-20181127-story.html

Reminds me of turkey legs at the Renaissance Fair. Coltie thought $50 a plate was a lot for a wedding reception dinner. Isn’t the going rate like $150?

Morbidly obese Uncle Nick should not be lecturing anyone about safety. He’s one cheeseburger away from a coronary. And I’d like to see his fat ass balance on a bike.

I wasn’t saying the nanny shouldn’t have stayed. I was saying they could have too. You are likely confused because over a year ago they had a special about the hurricane that was played out of order from this season to be topical. So the beginning of this season took place way before that special. The special also contained some of the same video that was shown late in this season, adding to the confusion. The special included Bill and his brothers traveling to Houston to help with the other hurricane there and to check on the vacant unsold house and also showed the long drive from Pensacola to Saint Petersburg after Irma along with the power being out in the new house etc.

Mind bleach!

Also a hotel is good enough for the nanny but not them?

Manufactured drama. I guess it beats 20 minutes on a sleep study.

Is it the media or are hurricanes becoming more frequent in Florida? They may have dodged this one, but how many more over the next 20 years?

It would be interesting to see if the wealthy (other than celebs) have embraced tattoos to the same degree as middle and lower income people.

There is always much more filming than is shown.

I think most people stopped wearing pajamas in the 60s. Underwear, sweats, or nothing seem to be the most popular choices.

You would think sweat would be rolling down their faces. Isn’t the reason we don’t leave kids and pets in cars is that it gets dangerously hot very quickly with the windows up?