There are soooo many things that make me stabby about this show! I'll pick only a couple for now:
"It's small"
Needing granite countertops and stainless steel appliances or else they will die. And, coming into a beautiful (to me) kitchen and instantly going, "this has got to go."
When the wife turns to the husband and says, "honey, you can cook for us!" Learn how to cook, bitch. He doesn't want to cook all your meals.
The end segment when all their useless friends come over and they have the fakey fake party, gathering scene.