CletusMusashi

They even did a good job of planting forensic clues. I didn't really think much about it, because anybody can have a pointy stick, but Oceanside has been well established as having the tools, the skills, and the motivation. Plus, they deserve this. Rick had one fucking job. Stop talkin to Negan and kill him! Until he figures out how to do that one job, no more action hero status for Rick!

Seriously. They could have been eating prosciutto right now.

Yes! Kill Negan! Oh, good, there's more dumpster bondage next week...

This is actually a surprisingly good plot resolution.

Garbage pail bitches know how to get dirty.

So do we still need to figure out a cutesy couples name for Father Pee Pants and Dumpster Diva? I vote "DumpyPants."

This whole secret helicopter conspiracy thing is ridiculous. How has every single character not heard them and wondered by now? I mean, yeah, these characters should all be deaf by now from gunfire, but they aren't presented that way, and a helicopter sound is pretty noticeable.

better call Negan out and have him give a big "Ayyyyyyyyyy!"

So is this a normal-length episode, or is there still time for something to actually happen?

Hey, good thing there was a big melee weapon there. Seeing as how you still don't fucking carry one!

I miss Reddy Machete.

Yes, have FPP keep an eye on her. He's totally your best watchman. Dude couldn't shut a gate when his eyes worked!

Before the ZA, it was probably Clarence Winthorpe Muddlington IV, but he's trying to seem tough now.

Uh oh. Tomatoes are the new cantaloupe.

I like that they go straight from showing Rick to showing a hose's ass.

Rick is just way too groomed. Who was in charge of dumping buckets on his head? Neil?

I'm sure Violent Dick That Rick exiled won't hang around and be a violent dick at all.

Daryl does not eat uncooked squirrel guts. He eats raw worms. The uncooked squirrel guts are what he uses to keep his hair shiny.

What I love mosty about the dotted i joke is that writers clearly made a specific effort to make it happen. They could have spelled out Bearamy, Bearemy, or used absolutely any other vowel, including Y, if they'd wanted to keep it all together as one flow, but they knew that the funniest possible way to do it was to drive everyone crazy with an i. The big stuff on this show keeps the stakes interesting, but the humor is in the little stuff.

Better yet, Rick needs to get fatally back-stabbed by a Savior in order to send Michonne onto a murderous rampage of awesomeness.

I hope Eugene builds him some kind of zany Swiss army prosthetic with like a knife, a telescope, a gun, a lighter, a flashlight, an entrenching tool, a saw, both kinds of screwdriver, a can opener, a bottle opener, a pair of scissors, a shoehorn, a slingshot, a grappling hook, and that little awl-thing for punching an extra belt loop that always ends up being the thing you use most besides the actual knife blade. Then we can call him Swiss Arm-y A-A-ron and he will be the most fun person on the entire show. Bonus points if they're all spring-loaded and controlled by an improbable bunch of little tiny buttons, so hilarity can ensue whenever he tries to hit the "Kabar" button and ends up having to to kill an opponent with a Pez dispenser. Extra extra extra bonus points if said Pez dispenser is in the likeness of either Fonzie or Foghorn Leghorn.

I've done it, though, (well, two days after.. I'm not sure Archie's tme lag was shorter or longer than that,) and the tattoo healed up normally anyhow. Sometimes in life you ignore good advice and still have good luck. Also, I like to think that overall my judgement is better than Archie's, so if I can be stupid enough to say "fuck it" and jump right into the water with a hot girl I don't think it's implausible for him to. Now, there was about forty minutes of other implausible stuff in this episode, but that particular one I can shrug off. All I know is: Archie sure is lucky everybody liked football as much as they did. Otherwise Veronica's idea to hang around outside the fence giving erections to everybody that the new boy is locked up with could have gone very, very wrong.

I like hearing the actors speak in their own normal voices. Maybe the bug that's going around will turn all the characters British?

Those two are gonna happen, aren't they? Oy vey.

Maggie's reasoning is actually sound enough on its own, but I think it also matters that Gregory had no useful work skills whatsoever.