CletusMusashi

Sam just Soup Nazi'd Jason.

My favorite was when he misread that Carl had been knocked out by Morgan.

They had me at Jason Alexander.

Not me. I'll sit through pirate governors and ghost loriphones, but at some point a man's got to have standards, damn it.

Good news, Rick! Now you can see a zombie parade every day.

And... because it can not possibly be asked enough times: Why isn't Father Pee Pants dead yet?

I love that The Hat gets to be zombie gut exempt.

Thanks, Morgan.

Why don't they put the sheets over their heads a little bit, too?

Deanna needs to pass on some real advice, like "aim for the zombie's head level, not your own."

"Even if we never let him out..." "I'd get out." So Eric Idle.

Carol, please put your knife down and show that you've brought a (backup) gun to a staff fight.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but: Coral for MVP of the episode.

I approve wholehearetdly. With BatCarol wounded, it is time for the apprentice to have a solo adventure involving zombie gut ponchos and very hard cookies.

OK, back to the snark. Does Sam have a singing frog in his closet?

I'm gonna take enough time out from snarking to admit that that ladder scene was pretty damned good. And neither the fact that I knew, theoretically, that she should have plot armor, nor those beautifully tight pants that she was wearing kept be from appreciating the fact that it really honestly was a good old-fashioned "holy shit!" danger scene. I'm not proud to admit that I fell for it, but, yeah, I was a little tiny bit worried. And I like that.

Wait.. their electricity only works on vinyl? And we though Gareth was an evil hipster...

I think Carol already suspects who Denise might be having a quick one with. She may well be the only CDB member who spent significant time on the shrinking couch, because doing so would be useful for her caroulflage. (It's sort of like camouflage, but scarier.) In doing so,she would no doubt gather as much intelligence as she could, and probably knows that Denise is not what Axel would have called "interesting."

Yeah, but when TWD sucks, at least we're allowed to live-heckle.

Remember who was in charge of the church.

Hey, here's a question: If Porchdicklet knows how to steal from the gun library that easily, why didn't he just steal a damned gun in the first place? I mean, does he plan on actually giving a supervillain speech in which he gloats about shooting Coral with the gun that he got from Rick? How far into the speech does he really think he's going to get? Say what you will about the Grimeseseseseses. They do not die easily. I mean, Judith's been eating raw acorns for as long as she's had teeth, and you're really gonna just stand there pissing off Carl? Please try. That's all I ask. I look forward to mocking you, Porchy.

I know just who to start with and Cletus will dance while they brutally mutilate Father P. Pants

Griselda Gunderson rejected Ron? Was it on National Alliteration Day?

So, is English With a Spanish Accent the official language of Zerotown?

The funny thing is, he could have done it a long time ago. I mean, having another parade is not going to really eliminate them anyway. It's the same stupid plan as before. But if, for the sake of argument, that's the way you want to go with it, getting to a car isn't that difficult. Three words, Rick: zombie gut camouflage.