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Or rats. Or... tortoises.

Now listen up, folks! We've got to be REAL quiet! OR THEY MIGHT HEAR US!!!

Hey I just figured out the title. It's about how well Rick's plan went. And "now" is the opposite of "won."

Even though Spencer's "Where were you?" was a great comeback, I did snicker a little bit at "Oh, go lock a gate!" Plus, neither line was 12 minutes long, so that probably made it the best partial scene of the entire episode. Of course, once the speechiness kicked in, feh, enough already. Carl shoving Porchdicklet down would have been better, but he had such as easy shot to kick him in the nads afterwards and didn't bother. Socially, Carl made the correct decision. But I personally would have been far more entertained the other way.

I wonder if they had some kind of emergency protocol in place for how rationing would work during a city emergency, and whether it was necessary to follow that system or not, in this particular case. Maybe Olivia's way of dealing with pressure was to try to put all personal emotions aside and become soup nazi.

Carol is in a giant helium blimp with Judith, who is shattering walker skulls left and right by pooping acorny death down upon them. While wearing tiny goggles.

You forgot: "And my son cock-blocked you and then shoved you down on your ass. Oh, and if you ever piss off your little brother, he's been taking lessons from Carol, so... yeah. I'm the man of the house, you're maybe the parakeet."

I love that the people are ready to start openly shoving Olivia aside and looting the stores for cans of old pineapples or whatever the hell it was, instead of, oh, I don't know... maybe... guns and ammunition?

The night scenes are back! Yay!

Deanna fighting a tall zombie was kind of entertaining. I thought she was going to have to get a stepladder.

Wait, upstairs isn't downstairs, and here is not now...

Jessie is trying to out-cookie Carol? Bitch, please.

Glenn, get the fuck in here right now and make Maggie's speech end.

I am going to laugh my ass off if Enid pulls a Carol and supershanks the entire herd.

I was thinking get a bunch of ladders,and start loading the rooftops up with bricks to throw down at them. Same diff.

Gilbert and Sullivan did it first, though.

Wait, does Aaron have walker goo in his cut? Is he going to have to cut off his head, and put a chainsaw there?

Psst! Maggie! Now would be a really good time to carry something longer than a knife.

A sewer adventure during the zombie apocalypse? Yeah, that'll go smoothly. At least bring Teenaged Ninja Morgan.

Oh, great, another speech. Dawson's Creek called. They want their writers back.

Because Nicholas was there.

Yeah! Kick his ass, Coral!

Holy crap are there some long speeches this week! No wonder there was only one word left for the title.

Shut up, Deanna zoom lens.

So what are the biggies this week? What will happen with Rick's hand? What happened to Glenn? Now that all the zombies have wandered off into the woods, will Abraham and Sasha get bored and have sex? How many seconds will it take for FPP to let Wolfie out of the cage and give both guns to him? And, have the ASZhats actually yet heard about herd? Because, as you may have heard, the herd is the word. Yay! It's now!