CletusMusashi

And also for smoking. It's too bad. Watching Carol whip Mrs. Niedermyer into shape might actually have been fun. "WHAT IS THAT? A BOOK CLUB PIN? ON YOUR UNIFORM? DROP DOWN! AND GIVE ME... PENNE!"

My guess is that they made Pete go to a few shrink sessions with her, and he held a grudge, so he did everything he could to undermine any claim she might have about being able to do his Manly Man Work.

About that tortoise people are so upset about: would it help if I pointed out that it would not have lasted long anyway? A wild gopher tortoise that had survived among people long enough to reach adulthood might actually be stealthy enough to survive a zombie-infested world. It sleeps underground, it hibernates for a third of the year, and it eats by standing in tall grass, nibbling on... grass. It lives well below eye level, doesn't have a strong scent... yadda yadda yadda. But that one was raised in captivity. That extreme bumpiness of the shell is a condition called pyramiding, which is caused by abnormal captive conditions such as feeding a grass-eater too many rich high protein foods. Which they love, but a tortoise's digestive system is not a box turtle's. If Enid hadn't come along and eaten it, hopefully after a very quick kill first, I guarantee that turtle would have gone waddling up to the first zombie it saw, begging for whatever its favorite food was.

Looking at Ron simply as an emotional teenager, I have to ask: why on earth wouldn't he have accepted the offer of safety, not only because safety is good, but, more importantly, because going in there could have given him a chance to cockblock Coral?

What the hell is going on with the makeup department? Enid's a cute girl on TWD, but on TD she looks like a 50 year old preacher's wife.

Thank you, Tara, for reminding her of exactly what I was screaming.

AND he's giving FPP guns? Yeah, that won't go badly at all. I'd sooner arm Judith.

Oh my God, dude, they saved Gabriel! You bastards!

After last season, they're lucky if Sasha left them twelve bullets.

WTF is it with blonde chicks and scissors?

Enid knows what to say. "Get in the house, Carl!"

Dude, please. You can't catch Ron in a foot race!

God damn it, Morgan, shut the fuck up before I stop loving you.

Oh, you poor silly Wolf. You're trespassing in Carol's yard!

Yeah, that's it, Carl! Kill him with a machete!

Holy crap, Judith is huge!

As soon as they cut to Maggie with that shovel, all I could think was "Yes! Hit Ron with it!"

Damn, Ron. it sounded like you were wearing tap shoes.

I am so ready for this episode. Circle K was out of Bud Lite, so I'm drinking King Cobra tonight.

I'm calling it now. That horny noise you hear is the sound of Coral's testicles dropping.

Judith Saves Sam. Judith Starts Shooting. Joe Survived, Somehow.

Jokes Scare Sissies. Abraham makes the mistake of telling Father Pee Pants the one about "Why Did the Zombie Cross the Road?" and the town walls are destroyed by a tsunami of... let's just say "holy water." Jesse's Sexuality Summons. Rick and Jesse finally make some big-hatted baby owls together, Jerry Seinfeld Shows Up. ( Because Vowels Don't Count in this Example. Ha! ) Daryl finds the last survivor of a group from New York, wandering sarcastically through the apocalypse.

I'm sad about how Cassandra's story ended. Way to shit on her for as long as possible for no particular reason, writers. The Baby, I suspect, will be back. Probably with a very rapid age-up.

About Joe: maybe he could see through the blindfold for the same reason that he can do everything else? Because he's Superman.

I started to ask that, but they'd have had to physically restrain Terry.