Sarah D. Bunting

Ugh, SAM. Rocky is pretty terrible, but she's still much more palatable to me than Sam.

[bows] "I'm pretty sure if my mom had ever watched The Pit and the Pendulum she would have grounded all four of her of kids just to satisfy the overwhelming need to punish someone for Brandon's behavior. She probably still would and we're all in our 30/40s." Ditto. Our moms should have their own podcast, Again With Again With This. And I've seen "Suddenly Last Summer."

Now I've barfed myself inside out. AVENGE MEEE TARAAAAAAAAAAA

Thank you, that made me uncomfortable for her. Also, this is...a cop show. I like Giddish and she played that as well as she could, but none of that should even be onscreen IMO.

I watched the first seven, read Adam's excellent piece, and won't bother with the finale because life's too short. Especially if I'm being asked to care about Mia. Hardest of passes.

[gavel]

It's like a mangled claddagh + Elise's mani jewels on Apres Ski.

Man, wait 'til S02E24. There Will Be Blood

"Watching-in-law"?

hee, thanks!

It was his first time, because I remember Cheryl getting in a burn about how it's not that big a deal if you've done it before, implying that she had; he had not; and he didn't know she had.

There were two reasons to watch, once upon a time when God was a child: 1) nifty clothes 2) Tim Gunn. And now we're all...here.

"I read it as 100% pure, unadulterated snark." The finale all together was four hours, for maybe 20 minutes of relevant material. At the end of it, almost everyone went home. Not sure how it's "obnoxious," except for the craptastical puns, which after a whole season of my covering the show you should probably have developed a tolerance for. Hee.

#Wombats2016

And this week is a MAJOR MAJOR improvement, too. I liked the episode a lot. It had a sense of humor about itself, for once. Then it had to go and ruin it with a preview for a Noah-sode. Y'all: NO ONE CARES. Even Noah's like, "Guys, I'm trying to play with blocks, can we not?"

Oh, no doubt that's true. But if it's also targeting people who don't care for bad profiling science, scenery-chewing, or cop-show clichés, it's got some work to do. (And I think it's taking itself suuuuuper-seriously even if the actors are trying to have fun. That Bucket guy was hilarious.) I would keep watching it if I weren't covering it; I don't hate it even though it's bad. But it's probably doomed.

"Patterson having multiple live-in BFs? Nope sorry. I draw the line there." I agree, but only because I think she'd have gotten married at like 23. The writers are probably kicking themselves for not having married her off to David in the first place; Lord knows I wish that's how they'd done it.

Yeah, he turned it around pretty well. I liked him on Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles.

"I outweigh the kid by 70 pounds and I’m from Jersey and I have 43 years of rage in me." - Brown in the Buzzfeed interview, and I may have to get that tattooed on my back in a wing shape.

"What he had outside the show" rhymed "pencil" and "utensil." And was really smug about it. Whatever, BAG.

[slow clap]

Irwin himself isn't in the ep, but he's in the photo Reynolds shows Abbie, and his stunt double gets a credit for some reason on IMDb.

@MrsRafaelBarba, you read my mind. Stay tuned for today's piece! #Braugher

^ Word. Do not Stablerize the Carisi, show. Just don't do it.

Cannot stop laughing at this. He kept making Bill The Cat faces.