Heathen

That video gave me motion sickness. The kitchen reminds me of my uncle, who put a $12,000 kitchen in a house with a leaky roof and forty-year-old carpet.

That is one sad-looking little house. Get some cheap artwork and cover the fuse box, at least. And spread out the curtains so they don't look so half-assed over the windows. Check out the look on Derelict's face. He's trying so hard to see what Joe is doing on his phone.

I looked again. He's got acne and major wrinkles in the same place, plus helmet hair. His countenance is truly unfortunate.

But does Joe leave his socks on?

Austin is, what, 23? That is one wrinkly forehead for someone who hasn't even made it to his MID-twenties. If I didn't know better, I'd guess he was more like thirty.

Nah, call it Lasiah. Then the people who wanted a Josiah/Lawson Bates pairing will *almost* have what they wanted.

The one good thing you can say about sex with Smuggar Duggar is that it would be over fast. No foreplay, two pump chump, no cuddling after. He probably wouldn't even care if you wore a paper bag over your head so you wouldn't have to look at him. Pass the brain bleach.

Didn't Jim Bob graduate from Shiloh? If so, it explains a lot.

Jill's face looks old. This does not bode well. Her outfit is cute, especially for a Duggar-Dullard.

He has to spend so much on Erin's hair and makeup, he probably can't afford a smartphone. :p

I'm sure it was well before GotHardGate.

On the first Duggar episode in which the Bateses appeared, didn't one or the other patriarch say the families hadn't seen each other for years? I think the "friendship" was made for television, and then maybe the Duggarlings and Bateslings realized some of them did enjoy each other's company. They're short on IRL friends already, and it makes sense that they'd latch onto whatever new friends they made. The "Duggars helping" schtick is complete fiction.

I thought she was homely from the time she first appeared on the show, and her sons too. YMMV.

I wouldn't say she was beautiful, but at least she was less homely than she is now. Both her sons are homely, too. The late, great Mr. Dillard's genes must not have made an impact on his sons' faces, er, countenances.

Erin has always been a narcissist. That photo looks like her foundation is about an inch thick. I think Kelly is attractive, especially for a Gothardite or other fundie (compare her to Terri Maxwell). That doesn't stop me thinking Kelly is a hypocrite and a terrible mother.

Ugh. I didn't even catch it. Yes, I'm hellbound (not Hell, Michigan, either).

I have to take anything she says with a grain of salt. And since I'm hellbound, I'll also point out that I doubt the resulting babies were wanted as much as the attention their pregnancies brought. She doesn't seem to give much of a damn about her kids once they're born.

Jill's version of "tragic miscarriages" may well be periods that were a day late. She's a liar and attention whore who uses her uterus as the focus of attention.

You said yourself it was years ago. I had a standard-length coat zipper replaced two years ago and the shop wanted $60 just for that.

This can't be said enough. We acknowledge that what "reality" tv shows isn't reality*, but at the same time we (general we) think that what reality tv portrays is reality.** *Michelle as mother of the year, Jill as an actual midwife, for instance. **Jinger sitting around doing nothing for a year.

I had to look it up. Teetotaler here (not religious reasons, as you may be able to tell from my screen name. I'm an epileptic from a long double line of drunks so made the decision to not drink.)

What's the scoop on the runaway bride? Too devoted to Pepsi? Wanted to follow her own cleaning schedule instead of Steve's? Realized all the original Maxwells are butt-ugly and she might have ugly babies? (I'm already in the handbasket so no need to tell me I'm going to hell.)

If I'm correct, the Maxwells have married off four sons and zero daughters? And one son (Christopher, I think) had a failed courtship, so there have been five Maxwell son courtships and zero for the daughters?

Cinderella Diana-Michelle Vuolo. Cinderfuckingrella Diana-Michelle Vuolo, for those who remember Pretty Woman.

Doesn't that hurt, though? Plus all the squashing?