Heathen

Were you acute?

That post was actually pretty funny, people.

I have a leather purse that bears a striking resemblance, in color and texture, to Mullet's skin.

In her defense, the hand sex was before he got meat sweats. He was a skinny dork until the year after they were married (appearance-wise -- I'm not talking about his personality defects).

I remember reading the date beforehand and then waiting to see pictures of the dress. I'm sorry about your dad.

They bought a house in Laredo. I don't foresee them going anywhere for a good long while.

I forgot about the Maxhells. How many grandchildren have the daughters-in-law churned out now? ETA: Ten. I notice the Maxhell blog's list of grandchildren doesn't include the first grandchild, who lived only a few days. Hypocrites! ETA: To clarify.

No, that was Gil Bates. He quit a good job with Nabisco to become a tree trimmer and have a shitload of children.

I don't think preferring shoes has much to do with staying out of harm's way. My feet hurt like hell if I don't wear good shoes all the time, so I go barefoot only in the shower. I still have a pretty spiffy immune system, too.

I don't think her hair is really that sparse. It's just that her hair is almost the same color as her skin. If you look at her forehead, her hairline is at a normal level.

It bothered my grandmother a little when people teased her (even though she herself had an out-of-wedlock child after her divorce). My great-grandmother said, "If my parents had let me marry Claude when I wanted to, it never would have happened."

I always find it amusing when bible thumpers get caught, metaphorically, with their pants down. The born-agains I knew growing up were the biggest sluts in town (male and female). I do hope Kendra was never blamed or shamed for being conceived out of wedlock. Heck, my grandmother was born eight months after her parents were married, in rural Nebraska, in 1929.

The kissing picture looks like professional hair and makeup to me. Also, Smuggar has grown an Art Garfunkel forehead. He's almost to the "looks better shaved" stage of baldness.

For when their parents stand them up to "practice walking"? He's a big kid. That might not be a newborn size, not that he'd be walking at three months, either.

Kendra's makeup looks pretty well done -- tasteful and elegant. I don't care much for her hair, but it does look better than any Duggarling bride's except Jinger's. At least Kendra's hair looks like it was SUPPOSED to look like that -- Joy's looked like she barely brushed it.

Smuggar got married on a Friday, and so did Joyless. Is this a new Duggar mini-tradition, maybe to get the photos in the next week's People? Or is it just coincidence?

It's basically the same in Michigan. Retail clerks have to scan one's license in order to complete the purchase. Of course, there are some dolts who refuse to understand that. People get outraged over such dumb shit.

That's a sloppy as well as ugly store-bought cake, if it is. It looks homemade and home-decorated to me. My guess is a non-Duggar made it and didn't know it's Jinger with a J. Or Mullet made and decorated it and forgot how to spell #6's name. :P

Her arms and face look the same as before. I think the weight gain is all in the chest and abdomen. Pregnancy hormones are hitting her hard (along with an arched back as taught by sister-mom Jill).

You should see his wife. She's Evangelical Barbie. She has a winning personality, too.

The closest unmarried sister is Johannah, who turns twelve in October. :( The closest married sister is Jinger.

Imagine how dumb her grandchildren will be, after two generations of half-assed home "schooling."

Joy was a little kid in pigtails when the first special aired. She's still a teenager. Her pregnancy is bothering me way more than her sisters' -- at least they were in their twenties. And of course she'll have sister-mom Jilly as her midwife.

Yikes. They could give the ferret-faced Bates a run for his money.

"Friends" is a pretty common way to refer to one's congregation/community. I volunteer with an animal rescue, and we refer to our community as our friends even if we can't stand them.