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FT prefers Mykelti hot and sweaty, so he doesn't notice his own sweatiness so much. Perfect hashtags!

Dear Felicity: I see you've figured out that your daddy is a douche. Smart kid!

But but but...would Queenie have let Kootie off his leash and allowed him to travel without her? I'd like to know if Grandpa was there, too.

Poor girl. She's delusional if she thinks LuLaNo will take the place of an, you know, actual JOB. At least it appears that her hashtags are spelled correctly, for once. I too wonder about that footwear. Polyester in the sun = sweat like crazy. She's nuts.

Love X 1,000, Sofa. Meri suffers through a miserable life nowadays for the TLC cash. She can't stand the family, and they fill the same about her. It's sad really.

Clueless Old Lady. I'm a proud member!

Don't forget Fellationy. hehe!

Some on Reddit call Kootie Kotex. LOL

Wow, planning ahead is not what the Browns are known for. I'm kind of disappointed that SludgePudge are considered "wonderful company" though. 🤮 Just guessing it had to be the snowflakes they visited.

How old is Caleb? He looks over 40 here. Am I the only COL that hates #wifey? If Mr. Xword ever called me that, I'd be pissed. I don't like "hubby" either. Yeah, yeah, I know. So get your dog off my lawn before he shits, or I'll bag it and throw it after you!

Way back when our daughter was a newish driver in the 90's, she ran a stop sign on a dirt road after midnight. That ticket cost Mr. Xword and I about 1 grand over the next three years. Knowing the Brown's rep for being cheap and not paying bills, it would suck to be Kootie.

Uh-oh. Someone (Meri or Janelle) is going to think that's abusive. Remember when Kootie told the Dargers that two of Kootie's wives thought sharing a kitchen was abusive? Now they're in the same sentence, and said sentence makes no sense! Paedon (shoulda been Peyton, why didn't he rate a "y" in his name?) apparently rear-ended someone. Slow news day?

Just like Ma Duggar used to make! Sure, Jan. It does look like one of Jill's better efforts.

Jer is the cuter of Jer/Jed. I agree with whomever said Jed looks like a smug asshole, a la Smuggar. Maybe being the sinner twin means there's hope for him? Why did Josiah have to do extra Jesus Fake Army camps? No wonder he looks so glum.

I don't get it, either. FFS, just name the kid what she/he will be called. Like Areola being called AriMay or whatever. Jeez. My mom was a real hater of nicknames, and I guess I'm kind of the same. Damn, they'll have to sign everything with their legal name, so just make it easy.

Considering Kootie was her first and only, and they didn't even kiss until their spiritual marriage, I'd say she was pretty sheltered. No way would I post that kind of stuff. It's one reason I hardly ever look at SM, and it's nice to have Ginger and other more internet-savvy posters here to keep this COL up on the Browns' latest shenanigans.

Perfect in every way! Meri as Maleficent.

Pierced tongue? That sometimes sounds mushy. These stupidly spelled names irritate me. As a genuine COL, I'm annoyed when I see them, let alone try to pronounce them.

Weren't her sisters Yousa and Shesa? Or was that a joke? I know Ima was for real. Gawd, how mean!

I used to get my brows waxed once in a while. The micro blading I'll be looking into, as my brows have gotten thinner over time. Thanks Sofa, for the info.

I'm hopeful that Joy and Austin are not using blanket training or harsh punitive measures on cute little Giddyup. At least from what we're shown, they look like loving parents and their son looks happy. Sister mom Jill, OTOH, makes fun of her crying boys, and she and Dillweed seem oblivious to what their kids seem to need, and don't get. Shameful.

MFM and Ginger, you are the best. Bringing us snark for days is so fun! The Browns will never run out of snark-worthy fodder to entertain.

Just like the Duggars. Grift a People or other rag write-up.

I agree, it's a name I'd never choose. Christine probably suggested it, what with the weird spelling and all. Now I wonder if she had the baby at home. Gawd, the last one was awful, not just the bellowing, but the audience. Maddie's nuts IMO. ETA, People has an article.

I saw it on Reddit. Ginger will probably update us from Instagram.