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Mr. X has told me on occasion that I have "a wild hair up my ass" when I insist on doing something, and he's not into it. I usually have a witty comment to that, ha! Meri, I believe, has a bug up her ass, always. She should become a drinker...that might kill it!

Posted too soon! Now I see Kootie dragged his scraggly ass to appear like he still "lurves" all his wives. Sure, Kootie.

Who is "we?" Is she at the B & B? Do they treat their guests to dinner? Somehow, I doubt it.

Sure, Jan. Pudge just looks for stuff that looks like she cares, and posts it. What does she actually DO, besides blather on about "causes" that she thinks will sell her line of bullshit?

Maybe she and Kootie can have a fart-off. Much more likely than a bake-off at Janelle's house.

Mariah is completely phony. Remember when she insisted she wanted sister wives?

In the 50's and 60's, tooth discoloration was blamed on (I think!) tetracycline.

You did, more than once. Does that mean she grew up watching The Waltons?

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow COL's and other posters, too! It's so much fun to read your posts, and responding is fun too. @Joan of Argh, I hope I won't have nightmares with that picture! 😛

My question is: will Kootie make an appearance, to see what Janelle referred to as family?

Mr. Xword was forced to be right-handed, too. That is sad.

I agree. He's creepy.

Maybe his first words were, "fuck you, dad!"

You & me both! RFP giving a BJ to his finger, can't stop laughing! The first pic looks like he's squeezing out a BM. Gawd, I'm awful. Sorry!

hehe, that reminds me of one of my favorite The Big Bang Theory episodes, where Penny didn't look anything IRL like the photo Sheldon submitted for her on a dating site! Yeah, it figures that Meri would try and make herself look younger/thinner/less wrinkly/whatever with Photoshop or somethingk. I wouldn't have a clue how that works. COL always!

Very true. That's one thingk I think is good about this bunch. No pressure (that we know of, anyway) to get married, have babies, or live the plyg lifestyle. Contrast that with the Duggars. They seem to all be expected to marry without having even been alone with their intendeds, breed like rabbits, and live a fundie or super religious lifestyle.

Fellow COL. I don't get the 10 year challenge thing, either. I'm also the queen of non-social media savvy. Sorry that I'm no help. It's nice to know I'm in good company, anyway!

This should yield snark galore.

Cute kidlet. Si does look far older than early 20's. Drama llama. Dog years. hehe, so true.

Why not say #blessedwife? Wifey makes me cringe. I worked with an otherwise nice man who referred to his spouse as "the wife." I hate that, too.

I don't like that, either. She just seems the type that doesn't have a mean bone in her body.

I've said it before: FT and Miss M are well-suited. I don't think I'd go as far as a "match made in heaven," but they really seem like they "get" each other's quirkinesses. Nothing wrong with postponing (or not having) kids. Mr. X and I were married for 10+ years when our daughter was born. She's not going to have kids, period. Her choice. I wonder though, who will be next? Who will bless Kootie with another grandchild?

Government cheese is what these plyglets (their term, not mine) were raised on. Maddie's lucky so far, that she doesn't appear overweight, especially compared to Janelle.

I don't believe I'm saying this, but that's not a bad picture overall. Her hair looks good, no brown tooth showing, and the print is kinda cute in a kiddish sense. I still hate her eyebrows though. Meri will never wear size-appropriate clothes, I'm thinking. She's the type that vanity sizing was made for.

I hate his shit-eating grin. It's the stuff of nightmares!