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STATLER: This week could have worked if they'd changed the ending. WALDORF: How? STATLER: Put it closer to the beginning! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho!

Q had to shave off his beard when he officially retired from the fire department. They don't allow anyone to have beards, even for special ceremonies. But from what I see on Twitter, he's growing it out again. Well, it looks like the only Joker we haven't seen cry yet is Joe. Murr cried while skydiving, Q cried last night and Sal...cries every other ep! :) Sleep with one eye open, Joe. You're next!

AMEN!!!!

STATLER: Seth looks like he's taking a beating having to do this particular show. WALDORF: Hard to feel sorry for him. We have to take a beating EVERY show! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho! STATLER: I wonder what Seth is gonna do if Trump does win the election. WALDORF: Buy an express train ticket to Canada, I wager. BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho!

I never thought someone who loves animals as much as Q could be scared of spiders! I mean, spiders? I'm not even scared of spiders. But I have to admit, this is the first time I ever saw Q truly scared. Usually he hates his punishments or is humiliated by them...but this is the first punishment in which Q was sweating and actually scared! But...in a superficial level, Q's really lost weight and he really looks good! Hell when the preview was shown at the beginning of the show I thought it was gonna be another Murr punishment! The punishment also looked kinda like what you would see in Hellevator. I kept waiting for one of the Soska Sisters to go, "Your nightmare begins...now!" And THAT'S not even Q's worst punishment this season! He texted about a month ago that he gets the last punishment of the season, which is big and massive (not counting the live one, of course), and we have about two more eps to go until Nov 3rd. Wonder what THAT one is gonna be!

I never thought someone who loves animals as much as Q could be scared of spiders! I mean, spiders? I'm not even scared of spiders. But I have to admit, this is the first time I ever saw Q truly scared. Usually he hates his punishments or is humiliated by them...but this is the first punishment in which Q was sweating and actually scared! But...in a superficial level, Q's really lost weight and he really looks good! Hell when the preview was shown at the beginning of the show I thought it was gonna be another Murr punishment! But I never saw him as Rosie O' Donnell. Clean shaven, I always thought he resembled Jim Belushi. The punishment also looked kinda like what you would see in Hellevator. I kept waiting for one of the Soska Sisters to go, "Your nightmare begins...now!" And THAT'S not even Q's worst punishment this season! He texted about a month ago that he gets the last punishment of the season, which is big and massive (not counting the live one, of course), and we have about two more eps to go until Nov 3rd. Wonder what THAT one is gonna be!

I bet you don't devour every single morsal of salad the way that mother does in the commercial! LOL!!

The best Dominos salad commercial is the one where they whole family is around the table with their salad and they all look miserable...except the mother who's in Heaven, devouring every single morsel. The pizza delivery guy is right next to her and practically screams in her ear, "EAT A PIZZA ONCE IN A WHILE!" I find myself saying that when I see too-skinny models in TV or magazines! LOL!

I'd love it if they did a spoof of Hellevator. They'd have to do quite a makeup job to look like the Soska Sisters.

STATLER: Too bad Seth decided to do this talk show. He would have been great in that movie he was gonna star in instead. WALDORF: What movie is that? STATLER: The Revenge Of The Liberal Monkey Geek! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho!!

STATLER: All right, Meyers, we've watched your debate! WALDORF: Yeah, unlock the doors!

STATLER: And Seth Meyers thinks he deserves recognition for hosting this show! WALDORF: If ya ask me WE deserve recognition for sitting through it. Heh, I have half a mind to go home! STATLER: If ya had half a mind, ya wouldn't be here! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho!! (Hey, if ya can't beat him, heckle him!)

WALDORF: Ya know, I always thought the Pilgrim Fathers were against Show Business. STATLER: They were against entertainment. This doesn't count! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho!

Most Memorable year! One of my favorites! It's always interesting to see what songs they picked out and why.

I LOVED that finale!!! Man, this is one of the funniest, coolest animes they've ever had! I'm so glad there's gonna be a season 2,. At the end of this I was going, "I want MORE!"

I didn't know this thread even existed! Gee...whjat we'd like to see on SNL? Well, I've had a few ideas for some funny skits.. this one would be a debate spoof...maybe this coming one? Or the third one...who's moderating the third one? Buut it WOULD focus on Kate McKinnon's Hillary. It would actually be a spoof of A Few Good Men...the Jack Nicolson speech. (one of my personal favorite movie scenes) It would be during the debate, and "Anderson Cooper" (or whoever's moderating the third debate) , who as you know, if an experienced professionalism, would be questioning Hillary about the e-mails. AND unlike ol' Lestor, he would NOT be sugarcoating the issue, asking her straight out...and Hillary The Despirate would then launch into the Speech...this spoof would call for Alec's Trump to use facial expressions a lot. ANDERSON: Mrs. Clinton...did you delete the e-mails? OTHER MODERATOR: Ya don't have to answer the question... HILLARY: I'll answer the question! You want answers... ANDERSON: I think the public is entitled to answers HILLARY (sounding more despirate): You want ANSWERS? ANDERSON (indicating audience): They want the truth.. HILLARY: THEY CAN;T HANDLE THE TRUTH! As Kate/Hillary starts the speech, she starts to look and act more and more despirate...and more and more crazy. Meanwhile the camera keeps cutting to Alec/Trump and his reaction shots. First he's looking at her like, 'Is this really happening?' then his face is all 'What the hell is wrong with her?' then it would be like 'Is she really all right?' then in the next shot he'd be trying to slowly move backward from her...taking his podium with him! Finally when she reaches the end she looks like THE most despirate, power hungry person in the world. ANDERSON (still calmly): Did you delete the e-mails? HILLARY: You snotty little.. ANDERSON: Did you delete the e-mails.. HILLARY (finally exploding): YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT, I DID!!!! ANDERSON: Thank you, Mrs. Clinton. The debate will resume after these messages...and live from New York, it's Saturday Niiiiiiiight! (man, get me Lorne Micheals e-mail, I think I got something here!)

SOMEBODY does not like John Adams! And that somebody needs to go back to school and/or watch the movie 1776! We owe our country to John Adams! He may have been (in his own words) obnoxious and disliked, but he got the job done and didn't give up until we got the Declaration of Independence. AND after that was signed he dedicated his life to ensuring that we would win the war and officially get our freedom. We owe a LOT to that man!

Does anyone else enjoy that song in the Alive! vitamin commercials? I admit the song is so catchy I find myself singing to it. "Cause I'm feeling alive, alive, alive!" Is that a real song? If not, they should cut a demo. I think it's rather catchy!

I'm NOT!!! The damn thing was 12 years old!!! 12 years old!! A lot happens in 12 years! People change!! Nobody is the same as they were 12 years ago, and he wasn;t married at the time. Not like he was cheating like someone else.... And a lot of people at my work aren't jumping ship either!!! I wanna know who released that video! Videos can't release themselves. (deep breath) sorry....had to. But reading this...thank GOD for One Punch Man!!! Thank GOD for it!! And thank God for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I know what I'll be watching...

I always found that little bladder in that other commercial kinda...cute. Maybe it has something to do with his little face... Yeah, I know, I'm weird.

AMEN!! I do NOT like Gail Godot (sorry, but I don't) That costume of hers was ALL WRONG and I do NOT see any hope for this Wonder Woman movie coming out! God, they can't even get her home right! It's PARADISE ISLAND!! But I'm so glad ME TV brought this show back! I always had fond memories of watching the reruns with my mother, and little 4 year old me having my first hero and wanting to be like her. Now...over 30 years later..I'm still watching it with my mother! :) Lynda Carter 4-ever!!

Growing up with Wonder Woman as my very first childhood hero, I always thought Lynda was one of the most beautiful women on TV. The years have definitely been kind to her. She's still so pretty!

Terry the ventriloquist and Matt Frewer also made it big in Vegas. But those three are the only ones I could think of.

WALDORF: Hey, look, Statler! The New York Times actually called Seth Meyers a class-clown Liberal! STATLER: Yep! They finally got something right! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho!!

Did ya see the new ep tonight? If not they definitely changed things. For 1 thing, it's now 4 contestants, but the twins actually show up in person to kidnap one of them and put them in an "inferno". And if one of the contestants lose the challenge, they get put in the "inferno" along with her. The winners, instead of racing a Labarynth have to race through rooms that correspond to the 7 Deadly Sins (one sin per room) to not only get money but find a key to free the people trapped in the inferno. Ya know they were telling another true story? Yeah, that cannibal pig farmer was a real person! Plus the contestants looked slightly older than 20...I'd say late 20's early 30's. Also...from what I was able to hear, Sylvia sits on the left, Jen sits on the right.