SpikeGal

I'll take the free pizza for a year!

Ya took the word right out of my mouth! LOL!

AMEN!! Geez...I didn't even know Erin was gone! LOL! Wait till tomorrow, my friend. They will MORE than make up for it. I plan to skip the first hour entirely. (learned my lesson the first time!)

At least Rick is enjoying himself and having fun, unlike Bristol was. (what was that girl DOING up there every week?!) Oh man, I would LOVE to see that!! And I hope to be the first one to throw the confetti! Ya should have stayed on Broadway, Derek!

They should do this more often! Can there be a debate every week? LOL!

I find it humerous that The Great Derek a.k.a. Golden Boy, is NOT getting the top of the Leader Board with Marilu. Guess he can't work his magic on somewhat older people after all! LOL!

Can there be a debate every week? LOL! The show in my opinion was...vastly improved by not having the judges talk! I can't believe I'm typing this, but...I actually think Rick was GOOD tonight! I never would have believed it, but he has the makings of being in this thing for a long time! True, he probably won't win,. but he's really improving, and it's obvious he's having a lot of fun! I really enjoyed his dance tonight! Don;t worry. Laurie. I'm in my 30's and I still sleep with a stuffed Kirara my best friend gave me for my birthday! :)

Good news, Clare! Hellavator is coming back on Oct 7th! :) Ya can't keep a good pair of creepy twins down!

What do we have to do to get Sal on Dancing With The Stars? I want him on NOW!!

Ya know what I REALLY wanna see? I want there to be a balcony of sorts in the theater and have like Statler and Waldorf wanna-be's up there to heckle him! Granted, I'm Independent, not Republican but I would SO volunteer along with my friend! STATLER: Poor Seth. I'm not sure weather to laugh or feel sorry for him. WALDORF: He was trying to make you laugh! STATLER: I feel sorry for him! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho! STATLER: I think I'll go see a dentist. WALDORF: Now? STATLER: Sure, after that bit, nothing hurts! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho! STATLER: Well, after that bit, I think I've finally figured out what's wrong with this show. WALDORF: What is it? STATLER: It's the theater. WALDPRF: What's wrong with it? STATLER: The seats face the stage! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho! WALDPRF: What WAS that? STATLER: That was called a 'Medium' bit. WALDORF: Medium bit? STATLER: Well, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done! BOTH: Doh-ho-ho-ho! WALDORF: Tell me, Statler, do you GET 'A Closer Look'? STATLER: No, I get the New York Post and the National Enquirer. WALDORF (shaking head): Sorry I asked. (you can dish it, Seth, but can you take it?)

Yeah...can you tell us who you're REALLY voting for, Seth?

That's what I keep saying! It's obvious beyond anything that Seth really wants to be host of The Daily Show and has basically turned what was supposed to be a late night comedy show into one! I read somewhere that Trevor Noah isn't doing well and they're considering firing him. Maybe Seth wants to put in his application right now?

I saw the recent Joe punishment on an ep of World's Dumbest Pranksters. While someone was away on vacation his friend did the same thing to him- he wrapped up everything in his house. Including his food and his toilet paper, while it was still on the roll! They didn't replace his pictures though. But I wonder if Murr, Q, and Sal saw that ep and got that punishment idea. Aaaand this ep is one of the few times we saw Q topless! (wolf whistle) OK, Sal, you're next! LOL!!

(As Bevis): Heh,heh, heh...she said number two!

How can a 9 year old molest a 6 year old?! He hasn't even started puberty yet!! Not to mention accidentally kill her?!

And while I'm on the subject of TRU TV, will someone please tell me who the hell John Glassor is and why this guy is getting his own show?! He looks like annoyance times 10 to me!

Is that who the narrator is? I thought he sounded familiar!

Not gonna lie, my jaw dropped when he was announced as safe! Texas must love him a whole LOT to vote for him so much that he stays and is safe even with the lowest scores. He must be a hell of a governor (hey, Texas..wanna trade?)

As long as it's not Derek Hough for the 33rd time, I'm cool.

Especially after he botched up the theme song to his own cartoon series! In the words of The Nostalgia Critic, "For kids?"

Jake from 'Wizards Of Waverly Place' (can't remember his last name).

My Wendy's where I am still has vanilla Frostys. I usually go to the mall once a week and I alternate. Chocolate one week, vanilla the next.

It'd be kinda hard to call a lawyer if you were dead!

I can't even fathom why anyone would want a salad over pizza anyway! Well...maybe if you're on a strict diet.. or you're a vegan. And it's not like salad is all that hard to make! Just get some lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, cucumbers, peppers, boil some eggs, chop them up into a bowl, toss them, and bingo, ya got a salad! Go make your own, you love salad so much!

You kiss your wife with that mouth, Seth?