Gobi

Has anybody on the show noticed that a prisoner locked in a jail cell had his throat slit? And the only other person in the jail at the time, Joe, who had a key to the cell, is covered in the prisoner’s blood? I would have arrested Joe immediately. I wonder how the writers will get out of the corner they’ve painted themselves into. In the time Joe was outside, there was no way that someone else could have gotten inside the jail, either unlocked the cell somehow or convinced the prisoner to stand by the bars to have his throat slashed, and gotten out. Let me guess - the prisoner committed suicide.

Till next time. Who else will be called a whore and who will call it?

Tonight, on Fame Whores.

There's another episode? Will this hell ever end?

I may have mentioned this before - Matt is a piece of fecal matter.

I once lost a filling to a Sugar Daddy.

Side effects can include diarrhea, sometimes severe. If severe, consider using a butt plug.

Does anyone else remember Sugar Daddy candy? Caramel on a paper stick.

Sometimes you get more than are needed. I would check all the places washers are used before using it.

Because she knew she was going to cheat.

Each of the ladies will receive a lovely parting gift of a bottle of Lysol.

"Let me ask you about the sex. Were butt plugs involved?"

Boobs for the boob.

You just know that Ron (Brandon's dad) wants to swing with Julia.

Please let this be the last regurgitation.

It’s Alan Dershowitz.

Per the director, in the post-war era, Japan had been reduced to zero. Throwing Godzilla in the mix reduces Japan to minus one.

Tell next time. Remember to stay fresh, Lysol fresh!

From snake in the grass to ache in the ass.

And the guy and the perpetually tearful Filipina.

She obviously can't keep him downtown.

"I meant to say I wouldn't be monotonous, not monogamous."

Meeting your future stepdaughter and in-laws is better in Turkey.

Looks like Mahdi is going to have a blue arm and blue balls tonight.

"Well paint my butt and call me a portrait!"