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Gobi

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  1. Brandon and Julia get their rocks off. Jasmine: "I promise to love and honor you, and also fuck other men. Mostly fuck other men, to be honest."
  2. "I want to be Happy, but I guess I'm Dopey."
  3. Did they break up? I wasn't paying attention. Sophie is snorting like a pig.
  4. We deserve recompense for enduring this recommital.
  5. They look like they're dressing for a human sacrifice ceremony.
  6. According to Jasmine, it's too much masturbation.
  7. Is Jasmine worried that she'll lose her green card if she divorces Gino? Hasn't that ship sailed already?
  8. She just wants to cheat with Matt.
  9. "I think of Sophie like indoor plumbing. It's nice, but I can get along without it."
  10. You have to conversate about commitmenting than comes recommitmenting
  11. "I was very happy today, thinking about getting some gym rat dick."
  12. Not much point to this, we all know Jasmine is already fucking Matt.
  13. I don't know which couples will break up, but I hope it's all of them.
  14. "I don't have feelings for Matt. I just want to fuck his brains out."
  15. Bury this marriage. It's dead and it's starting to stink.
  16. "Hi Matt. Do you just date married women or what?"
  17. Will Jasmine's new boyfriend be the Last Rebound?
  18. Pre-nups and dowrys and dog shit, oh my! Till next time.
  19. Hey, they're artisinal peanut butter sandwiches, he'll have you know!
  20. This show has turned to dog shit.
  21. Or than watching them go down.
  22. "Rule Number One: We never talk about throuple club."
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