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  1. Gobi
    Gino thought it was Rogaine and said it hadn’t worked for him.
  2. Gobi
    It says “I really don’t want a job.”
  3. Gobi
    Jasmine: "Can you hurry up? I can't wait to get back home and fuck Matt!"
  4. Gobi
    Till next time, for the Nothing Left To Tell All.
  5. Gobi
    Jesus, grow a pair, Gino!
  6. Gobi
    Gino: "Sloppy seconds or no sloppy seconds? That is the question."
  7. Gobi
    Gino agreed to an open marriage without Matt, and Jasmine wouldn't accept that. That tells you everything you need to know.
  8. Gobi
    25.
  9. Gobi
    Alec Baldwin, a shooting star.
  10. Gobi
    Brandon and Julia get their rocks off. Jasmine: "I promise to love and honor you, and also fuck other men. Mostly fuck other men, to be honest."
  11. Gobi
    "I want to be Happy, but I guess I'm Dopey."
  12. Gobi
    Did they break up? I wasn't paying attention. Sophie is snorting like a pig.
  13. Gobi
    We deserve recompense for enduring this recommital.
  14. Gobi
    They can try for 90 Day Diaries.
  15. Gobi
    They look like they're dressing for a human sacrifice ceremony.
  16. Gobi
    According to Jasmine, it's too much masturbation.
  17. Gobi
    Is Jasmine worried that she'll lose her green card if she divorces Gino? Hasn't that ship sailed already?
  18. Gobi
    She just wants to cheat with Matt.
  19. Gobi
    "I think of Sophie like indoor plumbing. It's nice, but I can get along without it."
  20. Gobi
    You have to conversate about commitmenting than comes recommitmenting
  21. Gobi
    "I was very happy today, thinking about getting some gym rat dick."
  22. Gobi
    Not much point to this, we all know Jasmine is already fucking Matt.
  23. Gobi
    I don't know which couples will break up, but I hope it's all of them.
  24. Gobi
    "I don't have feelings for Matt. I just want to fuck his brains out."
  25. Gobi
    Bury this marriage. It's dead and it's starting to stink.
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