Gobi
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Shawn is 61.
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This season is chock full 'o nuts. Till next time.
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"Sorry, Ani, can't have sex tonight, I have a big donation in the morning."
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What does she get for 69 points?
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He's disappointed that he hasn't already donated sperm to her.
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It's the sperm guy.
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A point system? This guy just gets nuttier and nuttier.
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Don't worry, Luke. You won't have Madeleine for much longer.
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Gosh, the most I ever say to a barber is "A little shorter in the back."
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"I'm the one who opened the pansexual box."
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Somehow hit post whilst typing. Edited the rest into it.
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MILF Manor 2 - The twist is even more twisted. They're step moms and step sons and they have to have sex with each other! A co-production of TLC and Pornhub.
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"It's my hobby. I'm a hands on kind of guy."
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It's SPERM-MAN! He's the jerk off champion!
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MILF Manor 2? Truly, the end times are here.
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"First impressions are everything". My first impression is that you're a jerkwad.
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It's been nice to snark again after the incident with the thread that cannot be named. Till next time.
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"This is so unfair! What could go wrong with driving high?"
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She's going to live in Vegas for a few months. That's good, I'm sure the cost of living is low there and there are no temptations to spend.
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Just get some mouse traps, they work.
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In and out of prison for the past 15 years? Oh, yeah, he's a keeper.
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Where's Jovi?
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"If you really loved me, you would let me date other men after we get married."
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"She was looking for her knight with a shining bank account."
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A secret already? Oh, heavens!
