Gobi
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How can Kyle have a threesome if he only has two hands? Till next time.
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He told his friend that he would never do a threesome with another man.
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Mediterranean.
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"My dream is living in Australia. And having threesomes. Mostly threesomes, to be honest."
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And a professional jerkoff.
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Well, obviously she was desperate. She had sex with you, didn't she?
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Fill in the blank. He gave her her first: UTI Herpes sore Yeast infection Butt plug All of the above
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She has to make sure her boyfriend already left.
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"He likes to give me lots of money, and I love that about him."
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Is she staying at a hotel with triple occupancy rooms?
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" And I get to tend the sperm, George."
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New spinoff: Have Sperm, Will Travel.
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What are the odds that one of Kyle's sperm recipients will be on 90 Day?
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Yeah, Madeleine has no regerts.
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Auntie, you know that the only place to eat shrimp is at a strip club!
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It's been real, no wha I'm sayin'? Till Eulenspiegel next time.
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I agree, having laws against driving under the influence are ridiculous.
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Wait, he has a tattoo of Hillary Clinton?
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But can he make shrimp alfredo?
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"You is my slut." The epitome of sweet talk.
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"Ma's a rella cheese."
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Instead of a reach around.
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Yeah, but your classmates probably aren't in prison.
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"I've always struggled with alcohol. Fortunately, though, I've always been able to get it out of the bottle."
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It would be more accurate for him to say "I haven't been completely deceitful with you".
