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That will be the end for me. I'm already one foot out the door of my favourite HW show. Leah is too much never mind adding her horrid sister and that stupid untrained dog. And I am still not sure about Eboni but wish she'd lighten up, let others finish their sentences and quit lecturing. Shame. Exactly.

I hope Matt can feed himself because he doesn't have one extra gram of fat on his body. I can see him being pulled pretty early if he doesn't tap out first. I agree that Tim never should have been allowed out there with his history of heart disease and the resulting limited function. I guess he though that he could go without food for a few days because of his extra weight. But starvation messes with all kinds of things and even low blood sugar could cause dizziness which could lead to chest pain caused by anxiety, which feeds on itself.

The only person that didn't seem to like him was Haley. Everyone else liked him and the guys all said he was great and had a great sense of humour. Kevin was unjustifiably hammering at him the whole show. Even POS Chris didn't get that treatment.

I find her so harsh. And I really would prefer her to say that the losing dishes were their least favourite instead of the worst. It doesn't help that original recipe TC is on at the same time and she just doesn't hold a candle to Padma. I will say that I never minded Eden on Chopped.

Welcome all to the Motherf#cking Leah Hour. Sick of this already. I hope that Heather can put her in her place. Ramona is what she is and I thought that the rest of them were ganging up on her accusing her of being a liar about the plasma donation. Thanks to Ebony for being the voice of reason and talking some sense. Sonja is a hot mess and possesses zero self awareness. You'd think that she might have reined it in a bit after her performances last season. Definitely in Dorinda territory. The only thing I did agree with Leah on was her counsel to Lu regarding her faux rose and the big wine glass. It's a slippery slope. Can we go one episode without someone saying they are "triggered"? Over it and maybe the rest of this season if it continues down this road.

I wonder how her new career as a comedienne is going to go. I have never heard one funny thing come out of her gross crude mouth. And I will be shocked if she and Des actually get married.

I agree with pretty much everything you have posted and would add that Tiffany completely lost me with her use of "whitesplaining".

Maybe in Ontario and Quebec. I've never seen plastic milk bags in the West. We have plastic gallon jugs and also 2 litre ones in all our grocery stores.

Ugh - not a fan of the mullet dresses. I generally think that Kam can wear anything and look good but this one is too much. Brandi looks like she's been overserved - with filler

Well they sure rolled out the diversity carpet this season, which is great but I really wonder how a 21 year old got through. Maybe there were not a lot to choose from given the current situation. The two dishes I would have most liked to taste were both done by Erica. Alex was very luck that there was a dish worse than that ashtray monstrosity he presented. I don't really mind Eden so far but I sure wish she would lower the volume of her voice a few decibels except for when it is necessary to yell "time's up". At least she is smiling, which is more than can be said of Mijune.

Exactly my thoughts. This show seems to have morphed from scripted reality to pure fiction. I am not even sure if I am buying that this stuff about Jeremiah's bio daddy is real. Yes, she was.

I can almost smell Jeremiah's breath through the screen and it is vomit inducing. He is looking rougher every year. And his shit eating grin over the Matt and Jethro gossip was cringeworthy. Thank goodness he and Carmella won't be procreating. Neither of them seem to spend any time with the kids they already each have. That whole housecleaning scene was ridiculous from start to finish. I hope we've seen and heard the last of that Heidi woman and her horrifying vocal fry. That phone sex thing was also vomit inducing. The only thing about this episode that seemed real was the pain that Sabrina was experiencing, but man, Jethro is in for a tough life with her.

Natasha is a bull headed egotistical chef and her food presentation leaves something to be desired but i wouldn't be surprised if she is just serving food according to these classless wankers' preference sheet. No excuse for those poached eggs drowning in a pool of Hollandaise though. And why she couldn't manage to serve the fries simultaneously with the nuggets is a mystery. She doesn't seem flexible or proactive but I don't know if she can do anything to please these assholes, although they seemed okay with the nigiri.

Porsche cracks me up too. Is "baby vegan" a thing? She and Kandi are the only reasons I still watch this borefest. I am over Cynthia and do not miss Tanya one bit - her perky act makes my teeth ache. LaToya is awful but I find Drew to be on Kenya levels of extreme unlikability.

Tiff lacks social graces, which I would guess is the result of the home she was raised in and her mother probably was putting on an act for the cameras. She is constantly dropping designer names around and most of her wealth is actually through her husband, whose family owns those hotels. I think she is trying way too hard to fit in and to please her mother but I find the nouveau riche behaviour off-putting. I don't see this with Steph - maybe with Kam. I can't recall if we have ever seen Kam's mother but Steph's seems very down to earth. I think D'andra has been a disappointment to Dee and she has no trouble reminding her of it. Sounds like Dee also married money and her less than upper class roots show through at times.

Brandy is a hypocritical ignorant idiot. She has no clue what she is talking about and I think that may be the reason she is leaving. She can't keep up with these women in any capacity except for drinking. As for Jen. It was pretty windy up there and I was waiting for her dress to blow up so we would get a shot of her labia flapping around in the breeze. Thank the Lord for small mercies that didn't happen. Kary's 9 commandments. Maybe she combined two of them as "don't sleep with your neighbour". Tiffany is pretty impressed with having money. Even when her mother supported her decision to cut her hours, she still had to make a point of reminding her mom that she pays for her Porsche and her LV bags. I lost count of how many time she mentioned "her" hotel. And her voice still makes me stabby. Stephanie did a great job with those lockers and I think that she got the affirmation and respect that she has been seeking from Travis. I don't know what to think about D'andra and Dee. There is some long standing disfunction in this relationship and think they are both at fault.

Did Maureen say that taxi driver Danny drank Drano when he was a toddler? That's gotta have some long term effects besides his wonky teeth. That whole airport scene was completely unbelievable. But I have no trouble believing that Jeremiah had a jealous meltdown during his airport wheelchair job and got fired. I am assuming that job was somewhere in WA so maybe he can get hired on in Sarasota. Last time I was there it was a teensy airport but that was a long time ago and it may have changed since then. I'd prefer to not see much of him at all but the TLC gravy train is in town so probably not much incentive to work. I thought they were going to tell us that Rosanna was Rebecca's sister but turns out to be her cousin. Strong genes in that family. Looks like she had her dental work done by the same practitioner as Rebecca had before she got hers fixed in NY. Ada sure seems to love the cameras for an old order Amish person. I wonder if she brought her butter churner and if she uses that dishwasher.

Is Hannah an actual comedienne, or just one in her own mind? Because I haven't heard one funny thing come out of her mouth. Ever. And her behaviour during that discussion with Kyle was pitiful as was her storming off in her Pepto Bismol track suit. She is on her way to surpassing Lindsay as the most obnoxiously unhinged individual of the bunch. I don't think that Amanda and Kyle are going to have a successful marriage either and her wanting to go off BC seems both premature and immature.

Did you mean Lindsay? She will be single for the rest of her life unless she gets some more therapy to figure out why she chooses the guys she does and then trashes every relationship she's ever been in. This season is different because they dont have a cleaning service so i can't blame Kyle for checking Hannah on her dereliction of trash duty that she volunteered for. If she thinks she shouldn't have to help around the house because she doesnt cook, she still sits at the table and still eats. She is just bent out of shape and acting out because that asshole Luke is gaslighting her, which is horrible but I still can't stand her nasty gross personality. Not that it was right for Amanda to be throwing around glassware. Clara is beautiful, smart and mature for her age. Surely she could find a better guy than Luke. I feel terrible for Carl and his family, having been through this. This house is going to be a total swamp before this 6 weeks is over.

I will give this one more episode before it gets removed from my PVR.

If Stephanie has urine coming out of her vagine, she should consult a doctor stat. Brandi, not many appreciate your trashy sense of humour. Tiffany is socially inept, very patronizing and her voice makes my ears bleed. But her comment about a giraffe working a hula hoop was pretty funny. I am really tired of D'Andra's new age shtick.

Even if Jackie spelled out in big plastic letters that her example of Gia snorting coke was an analogy, Teresa has been dropped on her head one to many times to understand that. She does not have enough vocabulary skills or intelligence to have a sensible debate with anyone. I think she gets flustered because of this and she knows she is not a match for any of these women. Although i completely understand why Jackie woild be furious about Teresa's blabbering and then denying that she was spreading a rumour, I think Jackie kind of sticks it to her when she points out her educational level and insinuating that she is WAY smarter that T, and thus makes it impossible for T to comprehend anything after that. The way she has always reacted in most contentious situations is to operate in survival mode and go for the jugular. And she cannot let anything go, hence the fun trip. Margaret has the most horrific taste in decor and clothing. Instead of hiring barnacles like Lexi, she needs a designer and a stylist. At least she seems to have retired the pigtails. I don't find Melissa entertaining when she is drinking either. She is getting way too old for this behaviour. Same with Jennifer and i am sure their kids would be mortified.

This is exactly how I feel about her. I don't share her sense of humour and find most of her antics trashy and tasteless. I really disliked Stephanie on her first season due to her shenanigans with Brandi and now she is one of my favourites - when she is doing her own thing. I don't really mind Brandi when she tones it down and when we don't have to see those bratty daughters of hers.

Brandi should have reached across the table and stuffed every pair of those panties in Kary's mouth. I am bothered by her blaming her atrocious behaviour on her daughter's mental health issues. I have lost a family member to suicide and i can't even imagine acting the fool on a reality show while dealing with a loved one going through something like this. A new low, even for her. And maybe she should get a clue and see that Sofia doesn't want to talk about her parents divorce - on camera. ETA - I think being on this show is Kary's job so she is willing to air anything for a storyline to keep her employed. She is socking it away in case Eduardo boots her out the door. Tiffany with the mom guilt. She has made choices to work shifts in a hospital and be on a reality show. Luckily she has a husband to pick up the slack. And she has an assistant. Has it ever been disclosed what he does for a living? He seems like a pretty good therapist. D'andra needs to get over herself altogether, and maybe back off the booze a little. She's already been in rehab for cocaine and it's a slippery slope. And not once did I want to smack Brandi this episode - baby steps! That little Bruin is so adorable.

Whatever. I have never liked Brandi and wish she was gone as well as Leanne and don't care if she apologized or not.