Haute Messe

Not to mention that she can't shut up and let him finish a single sentence. Talking over people is my biggest pet peeve and incredibly rude. I wish all these contestants would have to pass a grammar and vocabulary test. If I never hear "like", "literally" and "fuck" in nearly every conversation it will be too soon. And what is so difficult about knowing when to say him/her and me or he/she and I. Don't even get me started on him/her and I's. Flames coming out my nostrils. I have added "fit" and "closed off" to my Love Islandese vernacular. The girls should all be taught how to apply makeup properly. I think they all look better in the morning without the spider lashes and WTF with Kaylor's lipstick? She looks like a myopic 70 year old drag queen that can't see to paint inside the lines. I wonder how long it will take before we see Aaron join one of the Below Deck shows. Seems like a natural progression for him.

Nobody watching anymore? I'm finding this story of Tom gaslighting Belle very hard to watch.

This is this season's greatest mystery. She must look a lot better in person than on my screen. That nose job is tragic and doesn't fit the rest of her features. She's also a liar and a toilet mouth. Charming.

My opinion of Emily is based on the fact that she has never been in a relationship, and so how on earth is she supposed to know how to navigate a marriage? She is immature and her annoying vocal fry put me off her immediately. And the icing on the cake was when her obnoxious friends came over and pretty much attacked Brennan without even knowing him. I just think that he got to the point that every single thing she said or did irritated the crap out of him. And if she actually did say she "hated" things I can see how he could find her negative. It didn't occur to me that she had a drinking problem, certainly not at Virginia levels. I'm not defending Brennan either but that Pia was way out of line in her treatment of him. All this "protection" nonsense sounded like an excerpt from Zach's word salad handbook. Becca has the ugliest cryface I've ever seen. And yes, I would have loved to have seen some of the off camera footage to find out what was the real problem. Michael and Chloe look like the fakest couple. They may stick it out til D day but that will be the end of them.

You know, the most disturbing part of this episode for me was to learn that 'conversate' has been added to the dictionary! Along with 'irregardless'. I haven't checked the accuracy of what I have been told because neither of those words will ever come out of my mouth.

I think Jennifer has spent a very good chunk of her life trying to fit in. She reeks of jealousy and insecurity which reflects in her choice to stay with a philandering husband who avoids her by staying in the pool house for a cushy lifestyle. I guess kadooz to her for removing the chin implant but I don’t think that nose job suits the rest of her face at all. As for Rachel, who I like and quite admire for her love and adoption of her teen son, I’d love to see what she looked like pre face alteration. To me she is the personification of a blow up doll, which is a shame.

Well he's not very tall and she is low hanging fruit.

I keep wondering how many times this turnip was dropped on her head.

Robyn is also an inarticulate idiot. No matter how much she blinks and scrunches up her frowny mouth there is no moisture coming out of those eyes. I don't think he would know what the truth was if it bit him in the arse. Delusional lying loser.

Shaun, useless as ever. Caesar, delusional as ever. I wish somebody would shove an apple in Debbie's gob and put her on a spit. I'll be paying more attention to my local news for any non gang related homicides in PoCo. I'm sure that this honeymoon will be over sooner than later. Why, why, why do they keep stuffing Jesse down our throats? I think there's got to be a reason for Mike not initiating a divorce. Treesh alluded to something. There is no way he can still love this crazy bitch. And now we have a new famewhore in the franchise. Welcome to the family, Jamal. I hope that this is the last we have seen of this whole bunch. I don't mind Tim and Veronica on PT but that's where I draw the line.

So Alexis still has a soft spot for Justin? At least they have one thing in common 🤪 I shall show myself out now….

And I nearly threw something at her through the tv when she asked her mommy "Are you my girl?" First of all, I don't think Babs has lost much more than her ability to communicate verbally, but who the hell says that to any living creature over the age of 2?

Sweet Jesus this is boring. There is so little happening that they had to go over that airport scene ad nauseum. And seems that all of Whiny's "friends" are bailing on her. The way she was going on about missing Ashley's pregnancy you'd think she was going to be away for 5 weeks, not 5 days. I guess Lenny is being paid to replace the imaginary Frenchman - can't think of any other reason a sane, sober person would want to do this.

Thanks, but no thanks. Rinna can go though. Funny how Dorito has become Switzerland. Afraid something might get leaked about her house of cards?

What the hell has happened to his face? It looks like he has been injected with embalming fluid.