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Seriously, can anyone tell me the kid's name because I cannot understand half of what she says. And I grew up in the south with people who spoke like they had marbles in their mouths. Ohh Kenlyn, thank you. Guess Daddy's name was Ken maybe?

That's your story and you are sticking to it. Smart man.

I'm very very full just watching her order and eat nonstop. Sounds like her kid's name is Kindling. What??

She needs her thyroid checked like right now.

She's .....ROUND.

That isn't oxygen it's most likely a nebulizer with albuterol- which is something that opens up airways for asthmatics.

Oh I feel you on the baking disorder. I've taken to trying to perfect puff pastry...from scratch and dear god its good.

Oh my the butt shelves are epic with this one. Do we have front butt?

I god I hope this one is good, I can't take more of the personality disorders and the flat out failures.

Will he make it? Dun dun DUNNNN. Well this is just ridiculous.

Yep she should be glad it's not hunting season because she does blend in pretty well. I don't get the Duggars and their ilk. Posting a picture that could be from a feminine hygiene commercial. Just me?

I need an intervention myown self. Today I am making grape Poptarts, with homemade puff pastry which is of the devil because it is too easy to make (once you get over the impression of sheer impossibility). And homemade grape preserves. Two days ago I made puff pastry cinnamon straws, holy crap they were delicious. This started out of boredom since I had never tried puff pastry and didn't have any in the freezer. Someone send Seal Team 6 to rescue me from my own baking!

Maybe she's an elephant. Who knows? She sure isn't smart and what man would get that close to her?

And then Oral Roberts went bankrupt. Ta Da! Guess a supreme being wasn't all that impressed with his behavior. I'm guessing that Jill and her gang of grifters run perilously close to bankrupt themselves so hey they are just like the greats eh?

Ok I'm in, though I've tried to be a very quiet and reclusive super model, I'm outing myself.

Alcohol isnt available everywhere in every state. My state and county do not allow grocery store or convenince store sales.

He's going to trip her trigger again, this will not be pretty at all. OOH he got her medical records, burn!

She keeps sneaking looks at the camera, this is all posing because she's a STAH. In her own mind that is.

If there isn't, there should be a diagnosis of "she's just a bitch"

I had a 400 pound patient tell me that he did cross fit 3 times a week. We pulled our eyeballs back into our heads and then he asked the resident to tie his shoes for him since he couldn't bend over. Yea makes sense.

She "needs to come out of her shell"??? She's as delusional as humanly possible.

She has to let her emotions out??? Dear god if this is her being all keeping it in, I don't want to see her letting it fly.

Her psychiatric disorders are just making her a star on many reality tv shows. Jeeze hope they look her up if she applies to be on another one.

He should just toss her out on her ample butt.

"I have poise in my pants" will NEVER outdo "Wild thing". Love those guys.