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I'm loving the scenes with Abe and Rose, I think they are funny as all get out. Thank God for closed captioning (which I use because they talk so fast and because I listened to too much AC/DC in my day); I'd miss a lot of the snappy talk if I didn't. Love it.

I always liked Simon too.

Diaper butt - have never heard that term!! I'm just surprised that these women, who think they are hip and current, aren't. They're in a time warp.

I like the Rob Thomas song: "I'm not afraid of getting older, I'm one less day from dying young."

I just don't understand why they can't come up with better drama, if that's what they are required to do. It's over such stupid things, and then they beat it to death. I don't get all of the fake hair either, or the fake boobs. It looks so dated and desperate. What's wrong with shorter, healthy hair? What's wrong with natural breasts? Another body part, the ass, is getting ridiculous too. All that the Kardashians do is post pictures of their asses; they sure love themselves.

I do too!

Remember Sixteen Candles, when the parents brought their son to the dance at the school and were holding the door shut so he couldn't leave, and he says, "I wanna go home, I wanna be with you guys!" lol.

Kelly's ex and her new love are both about 15 years older than her. Guess age shaming is reserved for other women, not her meal tickets.

What was this about shouting at Walmart??? Haven't heard this before.

As I've said before, Sheldon is getting really annoying. I much prefer the scenes without him. Iain is a great little actor, but I'm having trouble feeling any affection for his character.

Kel and Witney for the win! That last dance was so pretty. Lauren Alaina and Ally are very annoying.

I'm really liking Erin's hair color this season.

Probably a lie - she knew he was coming over. Had to make it appear that it wasn't her doing that he was in the house.

I just read that Shannon is 5'5". That can't be right, she's taller than that! Anyone know?

WTF with Meghan's outfit?? Gina is just awful.

I don't get why they don't give Missy more storylines. Love her! Sheldon is becoming unlikeable I heard somewhere that Jim Parsons gets $100,000 per episode to narrate.

Didn't one of the flashbacks of Kelly show the year as 2014? Maybe my eyes need to be checked.

You can never accuse Kelly of fake crying.

I liked that movie a lot, Jeremy Renner did a terrific job. Four actors from that movie are in Yellowstone that I've counted so far.

Isn't that why we watch these women, to make us feel good about ourselves? I know I do!

In season one, his family didn't even know The plane is set to go down, right? Kayce and friends messed with it? So, if Tate is on the plane, Tate is going down with them was my first thought. What else would they have been doing with the plane, did I miss something?

I'm confused. I thought Dutton had colon cancer and he thought it was back. Then, instead of it being back, it's an ulcer. You're saying it wasn't colon cancer to begin with at all? I guess I thought it was a definitive diagnosis.

I don't get the appeal of RHONY.

She needs to lose all that hair though.

But Zoe is more sensual, which men respond to.