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I don't think Katy knows the words to many songs. When someone is performing, she'll mouth the obvious words of a song, but then stops because she doesn't know the rest. Keith Urban always knew them. Jennifer Lopez didn't know them either. Katy and JLo are like some parents - they only care about their own children and don't have much interest in anyone else's.

No Chrissy Teigen. Her and Ice-T's wife, Coco, are sooo annoying, so hungry for publicity. Ugh.

I noticed the difference in Kyle's face too.

Who was it that called him 'sex on a stick' last season?! Lol.

I don't get the Raquel love. Calm down girl.

They did pretty well eliminating the correct people. Favs are Lacie, Jeremiah, Ryan and Alejandro. They do a good job picking songs that showcase their voice.

This from Kyle in a People Magazine article: Richards says she had just arrived in Aspen the day prior when she and Umansky were woken by an alert on their phones saying someone was in in their closet at 1:15 a.m. Her immediate thought was disbelief. “I said, ‘It must be something faulty with the app,’ ” Richards remembers. “We’ve got very tall gates on the house, a state-of-the-art home security system, and my housekeeper was sleeping there at the time. I thought. ‘I don’t believe that, that’s not possible.'” Then, Richards saw pictures of the break-in. “I was just devastated,” she says. “To think someone came in your home and ransacked something like that? It’s unspeakable.” It turns out, the alarms in the house were not armed at the time of the robbery due to a missing panel from the installation, rendering the app Richards and Umansky were using to activate the system from a distance ineffective. The alert they received was triggered by a motion sensor. A broken window was discovered on property, which police believe is likely how the culprit(s) entered the home.

I hate his pointy eyebrows, like the kid from About a Boy. Love Justin Bateman, no confusion for me between the two.

Aaron doesn't smile. I love that Denise is so chill.

Anyone know if Teddi's business has been affected by puppygate?

Aaron has nothing on Mauricio!!

Didn't everyone say that about Teddi last season? How things have changed. (I still like her.) I like Denise so far, except for the TMI about her sex life and his penis size.

"Taking a dirt nap" I love that!!! Lol.

Lisa was close to crying and yeah, Kyle just stood there. Throw your arms around her for God's sake!

" "After a certain age, a woman has to chose between her fanny and her face" - Catherine Deneuve I don't get why these women think that looking older is worse that looking plastic.

I hate to say this, but I'm disliking Sheldon more and more. So obnoxious. When Georgie and Missy are on, the show feels so much sweeter.

Can you imagine the stress that Dorit and PK must live with, doing what they do? Living in fear that they will be found out. I can't see how it could possibly be worth it. Maybe they have no shame. They definitely have no integrity. In today's world with all of the social media, everyone finds out - it's not just local anymore.

Everyone should be sure to look at old pictures of love interests; THAT'S what your potential kids will look like! Don't be fooled by the dyed hair, tiny noses and plumped up lips.

I immediately thought of the Downy commercial!

Kyle looked great in the hat at the beginning.

Teddi"s son has a lot of hair. Dorit's boobs are front and center again. Kyle's eyes look tired. She needs to stop playing with her hair, although I do like it shorter like that. Please don't let the dog storyline run all season like Dorit wants it to.

Tony Shalhoub is great as Abe. So funny. I was really liking Benjamin; hate to think that's not going to happen now. Did I miss the part where Joel and Midge got officially divorced? Rachel's eyes really sparkle! So pretty.

I did like Tamra's hair... Shannon, Kelly and Emily are all emotional people who shed tears easily - and it's sincere. Tamra, meanwhile, doesn't EVER shed a tear. She 'voice' cries. Maybe she has Dry Eye Syndrome. Yeah right.

I don't like Kelly's bangs, nor Gina's curls.

Boy, everyone's legs are heavily moisturized.