Batwings

Ramona’s ignorance is not funny or entertaining at 60+ years of age. She always has an excuse for her disgusting behavior. You live in NYC for fuck’s sake, you can’t be that blind to racial issues. She is such an insufferable asshole.

I agree, Kristin does not look like she had good work done, or maybe too much work? Cynthia looks the most natural. Kim missing from the photo is making me sad, she was my favorite character. 😩

I have never stopped watching any of the Housewives yet, no matter how awful some seasons have been. But the Leah Show is testing me. What an over dramatic, immature asshole.

Ugh, Rinna and her frigging pantsuits. She looks like the Riddler. After the snoozefest that is RHONY so far this season, this is such a breath of fresh air.

This should be the real Bravo recap of the episode 😂 Stephanie is just an all around good person. She just might be my favorite housewife ever.

I’m only 15 minutes in, but fuck off, Craig. And this is coming from someone who was on the Craig redemption bandwagon, but holy shit, dude.

I. Am. Dead. 😂😂😂

As someone who has people close to me who cope with anxiety, and with the utmost respect I have to say, JEBUS SHANNON, GET A FUCKING GRIP.

Watching Kim at the table chomp on her food open mouthed with those blimp lips was awful. And what were the three of them wearing? Tiny crop tank tops, basically a bra, to dinner with your aunt? Classy. Kim’s face reminded me of the actress who played Stiffler’s mom. Lol.

I am one of these people. Not to an extent to where it disrupts my life, just more of not understanding the need for clutter. My mother in law is like that. Every space along a countertop, table or shelf needs to be filled in layers. Side note: God, I love these crazy drunk bitches. Next week should be interesting.

I Googled “Pomski dog” and was not disappointed! I had no idea this breed even existed! Sandy is annoying me with her every-meal-visits, asking how the food was.

I love Vinny’s mom, but if I never see uncle Nino again, it will be too soon. Ugh.

Nema’s outfit. Just....no. And I like Nema. Sigh.

Tom & Ariana’s “furniture”. LOL Hopefully my eyes will never be subjected to the torture of Max’s bare flamingo legs again.

Yes, Danica, it’s like so funny and like sooo embarassing to have an interlock...oh excuse me “breathalyzer” on your ignition. Her stupid frozen toothy grin set me off during that scene.

Mike is a lying, manipulative caveman. Him bringing up Nema’s dad was all kinds of wrong.

Karma Tornado, Yes!!!!! When Brittany first came on, I fell for her gee, shucks I’m just a sweet Kentucky gal routine. Now we’ve all seen her true colors. I am almost rooting for Jax to cheat on her at this point.

Jax and Katie are both dickheads. That’s pretty much all I have. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Also, totally not tired of hearing Jax’s post-outing stuffy coke nose every single episode.

Tamra is such a heinous bitch! To quote one of my favorite movies: “All you do is scare and lie to try and get what you want. You a Godless woman.” Ain’t you tired, Miss Tamra?

I really wish they would have stopped with the scripted & set up for drama “vacations” & trying to make this like the original series. I would have much rather seen cameras following them around a little during their everyday lives, and maybe sending them on family vacations, with partners and children in tow. But that would also require maturity on the casts part, and especially with the girls, that isn’t happening any time soon. Ugh.

Kameron is so exhausting to watch, I couldn’t imagine being her friend. Something makes me think she only has “surface” friends in real life anyways. If someone was publicly scolding me in a child's voice while pouting their lips like a trout, I would laugh in her face, and then throw my champagne in it.

“I just had my hands filled” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Wth is up with Brandi’s face at her lunch date with Stephanie? Her choice in makeup colors is awful. She looked jaundiced.

WTH is happening on the sides of LeeAnne’s mouth? Jowls? Weird fillers? Lip injection reactions? Her alien exoskeleton trying to break through? Those flashback pictures of when her and Rich first started dating looked like a different person. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Same here. Although he & Heidi are both a little too “on” for the cameras for me, I don’t mind them. I am basically watching for Brandon Lee. Love that kid so far.

Absolutely. Been there done that, and I’m sending you good luck vibes!