Batwings

What did Siggy say? She is the most talented person on the planet? Tee hee. Go away, loud ass Siggy. I did feel bad for her for a second watching Teresa and Melissa throw around the cake that she probably put a lot of thought and money into. NJ has been disappointing the past few years, IMO. But I will continue to watch as always, for I am Bravo's bitch.

Not sure about EJ yet. I was secretly hoping it was "BD" Kelley that would be joining us, just for the eye candy and guaranteed crying-while-smiling trait that he does so well. I had high hopes for Matt being a normal human being until the date. Get your life together, dude. I miss Ben and his annoying yet endearing laugh. Sigh.

Dallas hasn't been my favorite of the franchise, but this episode was like a breath of fresh air after RHoOC. LeAnne is batshit crazy and for some reason, I love her. I felt second hand embarrassment for them all when Brandi was chasing Kameron around with the dildo, only because of the staff of like 15+ watching.

I like Shannon. But Shannon needs to realize David checked out not because of her weight, but because she is a hateful, hysterical loon that can't let anything go. Ever. Not his cheating, not Vicki, not even Lydia saying she was acting just like Vicki. Ever. He is so resentful & over their marriage. Shannon needs to find her happiness. DIS-GUS-DID. Peggy, sit down. The only reason I am still watching this Hindenburg of a show is for Iceland, hopefully they all fall into a glacial crevasse.

Wowwwww. Nasal-E's video. All I have to say is, she should have left her face alone. How many people were at Chanel Wackcoast's "video release party"? 30? ?????

The way this half-ass ended, are they possibly thinking of a season 2??? Brittany, bless your heart, but if you have to constantly ASK (force) someone to apologize to you, you have already lost the battle. And the apology doesn't mean shit.

Wow, Mark's anger at Zuri during dinner was palpable. That glazed over angry look while she was playing under the chair. I actually visualized a pillow suffocation when he said "No no no, I'll take her to bed". Of course I'm overreacting, but that's exactly what popped into my head. "Why don't you get Zuri to clean up!!" Mark, you are a twat.

This might be the most hilarious AND accurate description I have ever read. ?? So Christ kinda died for our sins, so that means I will "chop my balls off" cause my wife said so. Okay, Doug. But really, thank you for not making Lydia have to take one pill a day for the next 10 years. That would be wayyyy worse.

MJ's outfit: I could possibly have traumatic reactions to anything that is the color red FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I was genuinely happy for GG when she received her hearing aids. For some reason, although a bit messy, I like Mike being the voice of reason to everyone. Golnessa & Leila have some deeeeeeeep issues. I do believe GG is truly working on herself in a positive way.

I want Captain Lee to be on every season, forever. Was it 7-8 minutes that it took Jen to make ONE cup of tea? Jeez. I was never a big fan of Kate, but she is growing on me this season. She is definitely the most professional chief stew while on duty, IMO.

I'm still watching and will continue to the bitter end. I had the same expression as Jax during the church scenes. I have seen it before on tv, but still have the same reaction. I am more amused each episode by Brittany's moms outfits and hairstyles. She is either competing with her daughter, or still trapped in 1989. Or my theory: crushing on Jax, hard.

It was fun seeing all of Vicki's previous faces during the flashbacks. Kelly's boobs looked GINORMOUS at the party.

Okay. None of this can be real. From the constant "almost" fighting & drama, to the music videos & listening parties. Clowns, all of them. I'm gonna need Marcus to upgrade his glasses, too.

Oh Shervin, your gorgeous self used to be one of my favorites. You seemed so above the b.s. Cheating is one thing, whatever, but attacking Tara's looks as part of your attempted cover-up is just low & classless and makes you look like a scumbag. Sigh.

LOVED D'Andra scolding LeeAnne and shutting down each excuse she tried to blubber out. Too bad LeeAnne will never change though. Brandi had her pegged, one minute standing up, motivating people. The next minute, talking shit on Stephanie and her house. Brandi looked beautiful in her TH with the light blue ruffly (is that even a word?) dress. Her eyebrows looked at normal placement. Not sure what is going on the rest of the time we see her face.

Masika, please burn everything in your closet. Please.

As Giselle stated earlier, Kameron & the duck lips. Sigh. I was fascinated how someone could make the duck face while talking. So weird. Am I the only one that thought Brandi's face looked better in full skull makeup? Yes, reserve my ticket straight to hell.

Incestuous, indeed. ?