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I chuckle every time Mo says, "She disrespected me" as if it justifies how insulted he feels. It sounds like in Tunisia it might carry a lot of weight if a man says that about a woman. But someone needs to take that boy on the side and explain to him that in America the culture's a little different: you don't automatically get respect because you have a penis. You gotta earn respect to get it, and that includes putting in the effort to earn respect from both men and women.

I always chuckle when Dr. Phil says he's going to put some verbs in his sentences. I doubt half his guests know what verbs are.

I hope this is how the Nicole/Azan debacle plays out: "Heeey, Azan...it's Nicole. I'm calling to remind you how much I looooove you! Isn't that sweet of me? I know, I'm so cute! My trip home was ok but I'm mad they didn't serve drinks before my meal on the plane! That's the last time I fly Morocco Airlines....". *beeeep* "Hi, Azan, it's me again. Your voicemail must've cut me off. Anyway, I bet you miss me. Won't you be glad to get here so we can hug and kiss in public and...". *beeeep* "Azan, your voicemail cut me off again! You better fix that before I...". *beeeeep* "Hello, Azan? I....". *beeeep* *This number is no longer in service*

This post made me LOL! It's so true, haha. Why do we watch this show? Well, a house on my street burned down a few years back. The fire crews came but it was too late. We all helplessly watched in disbelief as it burned to the ground. That's pretty much the same thing as why we watch this show.

The behavior of these two people is just bizarre. He's more vocal but she's just as crazy. I'm pretty sure Jerry Springer produced this episode.

Yuppers, and she immediately blamed Azan for not explaining the culture to her. Somehow I get the feeling she's an expert at shifting blame.

In China, parents can press charges against their adult children if they don't visit or call often enough. I don't know how things are in Jerusalem but it sounds like Alexei's parents thought he'd always be around.

I was thinking it was a prop provided by the people sponsoring the camel rides? I could be wrong but it seemed to me the rides and tent were kind of a tourist thing. Speaking of the tent and bathroom setup...Last year a friend of mine was in India for a few months for work. He said he had a really hard time with the sanitation issues. People would stop on the side of the street, drop their drawers, and poop. Then they'd finish and walk away. They also would hold one nostril and blow out their nose onto the street, then do the other. Ok, I'm getting queasy typing this so I'm not gonna say any more.

I agree. I was surprised how quickly she went from shoving Azan into the van to the sobbing helpless little girl.

The jewelry store Matt and Alla went to is a pawn shop. I guess he's had to buy so many wedding rings he's looking to save money any way he can.

I didn't think it was possible but Nicole struck a new low when she ran to Azan's family in the middle of their fight. She humiliated him into making up with her, which he did out of respect for his family. He was so reluctant it was embarrassing to watch, just like every scene involving Nicole's antics. Then how ridiculous it was that she blamed Azan because she didn't take time to learn the customs of Morocco before arriving. Since he showed us the ring it looks like Azan will propose but it makes absolutely no sense to me. He seems irritated by Nicole and is already tired of her non-stop whining for attention. Maybe he thinks all American girls are like Nicole so why bother trying to find another one? Ugh. If they end up living in America, she won't have his family to run to and after he gets his green card I think Azan will be an absent husband like Mo. I doubt Azan will reach the asshole man-whore threshold of Mo but I do think he'll be away from Nicole every chance he gets.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes there's lots going on that we're not being shown. I know the following info because a friend of a friend who's dating a guy who has a cousin who knows one of the producer's sisters posted it on the internet next to a picture of her Nigerian prince, so it's gotta be true. Here's the inside scoop: Because of Nicole's ride the camel now has a severe hump disfigurement. Sadly, this resulted in the immediate termination of it's modeling contract with the Camel cigarette company. Desperate for a modeling job, Anfisa was ready to step in and save the day. She showed the photographers that when she lies on her back, her water-filled humps are big enough for her to pass for a camel. The camel-like lip fillers provided the final touch and she got the job. She's happy to finally be a model but gets annoyed that Jorge now yells "giddyup!" during sex. To show he's sensitive to her wishes he changed it to "giddyup! my love." The world of reality tv is so entertaining...

I suspect the next episode is titled "I can see the cracks" for a reason.

It looks like he's wearing a prosthetic but I don't know how easily a person can roller skate with one.

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I can't picture Anfisa having wild animal sex. Not even for a Chanel bag. Zombie sex, sure, but not wild animal sex. Unless Jorge is a complete idiot he'll make a fortune when recreational pot gets legalized in CA. In Colorado last year sales were like $1billion and CA has a way higher population. He'll be rolling in the dough.

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Totally agree.

i wonder what caused the breakout around Nicole's mouth. She had makeup caked on to try and cover it up but it looked disgusting.

I was so relieved that Narkiya's boyfriend isn't a Nigerian prince. If he was I'd be worried my Nigerian prince is cheating on me, lol! How can Narkiya and Pedro still be interested in people who lie? Sorry, but that should be a deal breaker in any book. If someone can lie so easily then it's a pretty sure thing they'll lie again. Like Narkiya said, "he's lied to me so much that now he's really gotta prove stuff he says is true." Yeah, that's a relationship nobody should want. Who wants to be paranoid and anxious all the time? SMH

White hat...just sayin'. I think they've expanded the plot so it will appeal to a wider audience, but sadly, it's not for me anymore. I liked S1 so much and although hacking is way slower and way more boring and tedious than portrayed it was really authentic and interesting. It felt like someone FiINALLY produced a show about "my world." But the parts that I loved are now diluted with so much other stuff that it's not the same show for me anymore. Oh, well. I've still got "Silicon Valley,". Haha Thanks @green for your posts. I enjoyed reading them. I'm not completely giving up. I'll record S3 with fingers crossed.

Yeah, definitely everyone has their own likes and dislikes in tv. I dunno why I'm so pissed off over a tv show, heh, but it feels like I waited so long only to be let down in a big way. I miss last season when I paused/rewound so many scenes that it would take me 3 hours to watch a one-hour show. I'd read the computer screens to see what they were doing and make sure I heard what was said. Every. Word. It was awesome. But as soon as the plot is about nothing more than a murderous white collar thug syndicate and kidnappings and whodunnit I get bored because I can turn on any channel and watch that same old stuff. In the beginning they showed a scene where Elliot launches cryptowall. The other guy says something like "it's like it's coming alive". Really? It's a cryptowall program I can buy for .01 bitcoin. (Note to the NSA: no I haven't bought cryptowall so don't be coming to my house with tasers, lol) I want a dysfunctional computer savvy f-society to root for. I don't want another crime murder mystery that's like any other show. I haven't erased it yet so maybe I'll try watching more. Maybe now that my initial disappointment is out of the way I might be able to choke down the kool-aid, but I get the feeling it will be more of the same 'ol. They need to hire me before they release s3. I've got plenty of ideas for a good show!

I was so addicted to this show through season 1. It was amazing. But for season 2 it looks like they ran out of hacker ideas and turned it into another stupid, typical government/corporation espionage show. They threw in some computer terms and some street talk and think it's got cred. Fail. And wtf, Darlene is now totally a hipster. I'm a female in the computer industry and I loved her last season but this season she's just dumb. She's not even believable. God how fucking boring this season has been. I recorded it so I could binge watch and can't even get past the third episode. I could care a less about season 3. They had a unique amazing show and totally ruined it.

That makes sense. They probably won't turn stuff on for her until the delinquent balances are paid. Sad.

She told her family it was for a dating show. I'm amazed at how many lies this girl tells. Personally I wouldn't marry someone if I knew they could lie so easily to people they love because I know they would just as easily lie to me.