Kitty Redstone

Nina also needs a seat on that rocketship to the sun. And if a Trolley Song-singing Rosie O'Donnell is on board, too, then all the better. Jordan is far too smart and gorgeous to be saddled with a hypocritical oaf like Shawn.

If John doesn't point the finger at Kristen tomorrow, I will scream. The smug looks on Kristen and Dan's faces are just too much. They must be headed for a fall, right? I wonder if EJ's continual Abigail propping is really Corday punishing James Scott for leaving Days. It makes no sense that EJ would give a shit about Abby. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, so there's no way in hell that EJ would think twice about a weird looking bore like Abby. Speaking of bores, Will needs to move to backburnerville. I can't wait for Chad to school that dumbass about a few things. Once he drops that Podunk accent of his, I'll be right there with you. Especially if he unveils his true voice in some sort of a dramatic Friday cliffhanger that reveals he's not the man Tammy Sue and Ollie thought he was.

Today was enjoyable! I loved, loved, loved, Chad and EJ's scenes. There was some creepy, uneasy music playing in the background during some of it that was really well done. Usually the music on this show ranges from mediocre to terrible, so I notice when it's good! Is John going to pretend it was Kristen that whacked him over the head? If so, bravo, sir! I'd love to see her squirm and for him to use his newly-awakened brain for some decent manipulating. It would work perfectly with what someone mentioned up thread about John protecting Theresa as the lesser of two evils in Brady's life as well. The writing isn't doing Will any favors for sure, but the actor is really bad. However, I'll take him over Abigail, Ben, and Jennifer any day. This is so damn funny. I was still giggling about the dog thinking, whelp, here we go again . . . ... when I read this. So sad. Hopefully his girlfriend will be ok.

You'd have to ask Kim. My guess would be that she has an affinity for a character she's played since she was 7, knows that there are fans of her character, doesn't want to burn bridges with the petty regime that runs the soap, and needs to earn money to pay her bills. I don't know what's so hard to believe about the rest of it. The ratings do indeed go up whenever Robin pops back up; Ron does write shitty, stupid stories for her which Frank allows; and they could write and pace a different story for her that explains her absence and allows Patrick to move on.

I wasn't following very closely today or Friday ... but Paige doesn't know the identity of Kayla's rapist, right? Or did I miss something? Kristen is just disgusting. I don't understand why Dr. Tan didn't tell that dirty old rapist/kidnapper to get the fuck out of his apartment. And Brady! He really is the dumbest man on the planet. There was no reason for him to tell Kristen thank you, for exactly the reasons Marlena said. How does he manage to dress himself every day, much less drive a car, hold a job, etc. Sami looked so pretty today. It's too bad AS is leaving because I liked the vibe between her and nuChad. Ditto the relationship between Theresa and Eve. They really need to stop wasting KdP and get her the hell away from the Jennifer vortex of boring. As for Theresa, I can't see how she's going to get out of this situation, even though it makes no sense that John would or could remember her knocking him in the head with the poker. I for sure don't want to see that asshole Kristen get the better of Theresa. If she gets a comeuppance, it needs to be at someone else's hand. Stefano can FOAD any time now, please.

Kim is doing those two assholes a favor by coming back. She brings ratings, even when the stories they write for her are brain-numbingy stupid and repetitive. They could easily keep Robin in play without having Patrick behave like a total douche, all without killing her off or recasting the character, but it would require good writing and pacing. Obviously that's not going to happen with this team.

Sami and Eric were very cute together, despite their conversational topic. I also liked Nicole and EJ's conversation, especially her laughing at what an idiot he is. I don't know why he calls her Nicky when he calls everyone else by their full name, but I've always liked that quirk. Truth be told, I prefer EJ and Nicole to any other pairing that either one has had. Maybe it's because they're both so tall and good looking <shallow>. And yes, a thousand times yes, please keep Abigail and Ben in that room together forever never to be seen again. I don't want to watch those two eating lunch much less having sex. Gross. Why has no one ever had Jennifer arrested for assault? Yes, Eve was saying truly awful and uncalled for things about JJ but that doesn't justify Jen's violence. Plus, Jen didn't have to follow Eve home and force her way into Eve's apartment. Dumb ass. This story is so stupid. They really need to get Eve into a new circle and backburner Jennifer for awhile. Her righteous indignation is tiresome.

I think her problem with the Tim Gunn Save is situational and not theoretical. If she had been eliminated for the challenge where she made a hideous green dress for Heidi, even after Heidi gave her a chance to redeem herself with a second trip to Mood, and Tim has used his save on her, then she wouldn't have had a problem with it. What's really funny is Korina said that she believed in her outdated blanket clothes and it would really suck if she were sent home over a design she loved and would wear herself. But then she makes a shitty dress using shitty fabrics that she wasn't proud of and didn't believe in, but thinks she shouldn't be eliminated over that, either. She's delusional and hypocritical.

Kini and Amada were a cute team. His soccer ball dress was pretty awesome, but I liked her painting shirt and tablecloth skirt, too. I also liked how well they worked together and the story they came up with to explain their looks. Previously I didn't care about Amanda one way or the other (I didn't watch her first season), but I like Kini quite a bit. And that he likes her and was so excited to work with her says something nice about the type of person she is. Shawn and Char's looks were boring except for his coat, which was great. Emily's was my favorite of her team's looks by far. I also liked how she tried to be kind and understanding of Korina even when Korina was being so awful and negative. Korina reminds me of Helen. A lot. Both think of themselves as superior to their competitors, if not humankind entirely, and both blame other competitors for their own shortcomings. Helen went after Alexandria relentlessly before and after PR ended because she got it in her pea brain that Alexandria stole her spot. She couldn't fathom that she herself lost it with her shitty, shitty collection. And Korina went after Amanda, Sandya, and Char when she thought she should have won instead of them, as if they stole the win from her. She's delusional and gross, and I'm glad she's gone. ETA: Tim really does seem out of step with the judges, or maybe it's they are out of step with him.

Now, I say this as a fan of KeMo, but damn if she didn't look like she was going to fall asleep there in the chair while holding nuJason's hand. Of course the scene didn't require being upbeat or whatever, but sometimes she's just too low energy. This is what I fear, because Sonny never pays for anything. It's always other people who pay for his actions, whether it be an individual or society at large, while he moans and whines about how hard it is to be Sonny.

Wow, Korina is an even nastier piece of work than I thought she was. She's just awful all the way around. She can't take criticism or accept responsibility for her actions, and she way overestimated her talent. This is what she wants her clients to see? A petty little person who deflects at every opportunity?

So, I think there was a little spark between Jordan and Chad today. I really like NuChad, and CS could do so much more than they've given her (and I'm not even blaming GG here, because I think he could and has done more than they've given him as well). Days actually has many talented cast members. I wish the writing and characterizations were better to showcase that talent.

I hate Sonny (and Shawn) so much it makes me stabby. It makes no sense that someone, anyone, hasn't kicked that greasy little bastard in the balls and shot him in his giant orange face. Gah!!! And why is Jordan protecting Shawn? He is so not worth it. Morgan's annoyance with Maxie matched my own. I wonder if KS is happy playing an idiot. This is so damn funny. Thank you for the giggles!

Is it ever with those two? Yes, they really need to move Eve in a new direction. KdP is too good to be turned into a shrieking, obsessive person with no discernible motives for what she's doing. Especially when it's all in service to that boring shrew Jennifer and her overly tan boyfriend. I liked Paige quite a bit at first because she didn't fall for other people's manipulations, but if she's just going to be co-opted into the holier-than-thou Horton clan then I'm not interested. I think this is exactly her problem. She doesn't like that she can't control what other people think of her (if they think about her for more than a half-second anyway). Cracked veneer and all that. People see her for the no-good cheater that she is, and her going around assaulting people is another big clue into her ugly personality.

I was going to say Hannah, too. I don't remember if he took her to the island but do remember him buying her a dress. Then, after he found out she was an FBI agent, he berated her and made fun of her cheap clothes. That's Sonny, always keeping things classy.

Yes, there was a scene where ED was facing herself, and during it Susan did say mean, mean, mean. She also got in a few good verbal shots before Kristen ran to daddy for help, as she always does.

Kristen is so pathetic. All her talk ever amounts to is her running to daddy to fix her messes. Can Sami please strangle her, or shoot her in the face, or stab her in the throat, before AS leaves? Eve has really ratcheted up the unlikability. I don't like seeing adults picking on children, especially in this situation. What she set in motion with JJ is pretty gross. They really need to put her in a different story, stat. Plucky Ben and bow-legged Abby are so fucking boring. Days desperately needs more people in this age range so they can drop those two.

Kiki and her giant nostrils need to go. Of course she's just one horrible character played by a horrible actor among so many on this show, but she's the worst of the worst. Port Charles is in desperate need of a crane, a warehouse explosion, or an unreformed serial killer. Kiki should go first, followed quickly by Nina, Silas, Felix, Carly, Sonny, Sabrina, Shawn, and Franco.

Or Rosalie's father. I'm still thinking he's going to make her a Cassadine. It would be unnecessary and make no sense, but that's how Ron writes characters and stories, so.

They really need to move Eve away from anything having to do with Daniel and Jennifer. Those two just make everyone and everything so tedious. ED does such an amazing job playing Susan. I bet she and everyone she's interacting with are having a blast. Yes! I don't like the character of EJ at all but love me some James Scott. I'm going to miss seeing him every other day or so.

At least she's no longer wearing the Romulan bangs! She'd benefit from a softer look, for sure. She's a fabulous looking woman but her hair, as it is, is so severe.

Kini's model was so cute. I think he should have won -- he gave her what she wanted, it was well made (the selvedge edge around the neckline was a nice touch), and he styled her the best out of everyone. I liked the collar on Emily's dress but not all the ruffles. Everything else was crap, including Korina's 80s mall look. And Sean trotted out fringe AGAIN. I'd like him if he weren't so calculating and clearly pandering to the judges. Tim is either incredibly high or flat out insincere. What has Alexander done that could even be labeled better than average? Heh, A breathing problem makes the most sense, but I wonder if just doesn't realize he's doing it.

Sonny and Shawn need to be thrown into a spewing, belching volcano. Both of them are such gross, hypocritical, delusional, misogynist pigs. At least Julian, Alexis, and Ned were there to bring some fun and sexy. As everyone has already said, Morgan is an idiot. Still, I would really like to see him and Ava back together snuggling with their baby and not mourning sincerely dead Sonny one little bit. I don't like Britt's haircut. ETA: Jordan giving earnestly-trying-to-be-evil Sabrina the side eye was hilarious. They seriously need to get Jordan away from Shawn. He's horrible.

Yes, this. Those stupid, ill-fitting grandpa sweaters are terrible. His hair is atrocious. And that silly swagger thing he does is just ... awful. I'm tempted to say it's the recast, but CM's Will was also whiny and poorly dressed. Will sucks, period. I have no idea what Sonny sees in him. But Sonny is not without problems either, IMO. FS is adorable, but I don't buy Sonny as worldly and sophisticated. I don't know if it's the actor or the writing. Whatever it is, Sonny needs to be more than Will's handholder and cheerleader.

Dolphins are highly intelligent, creative, and joyous creatures. They would write a way better soap opera than the current crew could even dream about writing, I'm sure. I'm still pissed that Robin has been carted off by yet another thug (even one as fabulous looking as Helena Cassadine). Does Ron have no other ideas for stories that Kim could play when he and Frank decide they need her for good ratings?