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yet there were towels on the floor of the bathrooms after a Laura turndown LAST episode too. The crew would know if guests were wandering about. Kate seems to call for turndowns once they are all seated at dinner, and all guests have been seated last 2 meals. Sooo. Either Kate/production is planting weirdly placed towels (on the floor, hanging from wall protuberances), or Laura is lying. Also, she didn't put water beside the bed last episode. Core will be pissed. Better not mention that again... Ultimately, Kate has flung gasoline at this situation since the first dinner. She found Laura annoying and she was flat out rude to her and let her know. Now it's escalated. I get Kate is exhausted from hauling the Caroline albatross for x many charters, but...Kate. What did Adrians 'thrashed' comment even mean to Laura? Who, btw, I think if finding Chef Unicorn and fellow yogi, as creepy as she is.

Does anyone else think Laura looks like Meryl Streep from some angles? Or maybe it's Glenn Close. I canNOT figure it out and it's driving me batty. Anyone? Guess it doesn't matter so much because she's likely gone. Although, despite the 'her or me' ultimatum from Kate to Cpt Lee, I don't think she'll go. It's too late in the season. Either we will have Cpt Lee getting Kate to see reason (?) or Kate and Josiah will finish the season as they have been all along. Alone.

Wow, Ashton is getting to polish up his 'tell me all your troubles' game, first with Caroline, now with Laura. And props to Laura for finding 'depth' in Ashton. Right before he starts licking her gall bladder... Hopefully this is all giving Chef 'I'm in an open relationship' (did anyone else not know that yet?!!!!!) a gallstone. Because Chef Unicorn is one insecure little fella. I now think the OR situ comes from his girlfriend, not him. Horny Rhylee is hilarious. Tyler thought he was walking into an asskicking and instead she yanks his mic off and hauls him into her bunk. Makes me think of raptors mating. Back to it...

I was LIVING for DJ Muppet Baby being made to repeat "Katie is luscious and beautiful' by Schwartz. He shat himself when Tom calmly told him that he wanted James to repeat the words. If Tom had a quarter of a testicle, he would have followed it up and insisted. It was so frustrating to me that he backed off it. He HAD the mouthy little toerag momentarily in a death grip. That shitscared look from James told me everything: he's fully aware of what he's doing/done to Katie and he means every word he says and can't see the issue. Backing all of this up seconds later with a TH where he says something like 'let's not make the problem any bigger, bigger than Katie snigger, snigger'. No way. He thinks he's charming and cute. When he says 'I won't be naughty anymore' to LVP with tears flooding from his eyes, it's the same shit. I bet he pulls this with Raquel everytime there's a text/snapchat/phonecall/hamper of Jame's clothes returned from a sidechick. At one stage, Ariana had way too much bronzer on. It clashed with her neck. When did this start?? By this stage of the filming of RHOBH, Teddi was the only person I think Lisa was speaking with. She won't be back next season. She does fine just here. And Ken is screaming to be retired. I noticed he is so far back in the cast photo, it looks like he's jumping in the air to be seen over everyone else from the back row. Or they photoshopped him in.

Beer cheese isn't a thing in my country, so here's what I saw: essentially, it's a dip. It's already available commercially (as seen with Britt, her Mom and MiMaw (sp?) ordering it). It appears to be made of that bright orange cheese that we also don't have here, that's a sharp cheddar? Plus, 'some spices and beer' in Britt's words. So, unless Britt is really going to upscale beer cheese for an LA type market, I don't see it being successful. Honestly, when she was talking about it, I thought it must be a cheese that has beer as an ingredient in the cheesemaking process. That'd be interesting, that'd be something i'd maybe try....beer is very VERY popular in Australia, and we don't have beer cheese. But we don't eat that same weird orange cheese with apple pie either. My point is, have these guys watched Top Chef or MKR or any of those shows and followed the incredibly talented people who are trying to make it? And all the 'southern' style product lines that are already on the market? Somehow, I don't think so. Jax' face when Britt was outlining the Raquel and James situation? He was totally zoned out, almost drooling UNTIL he got enough of an adrenaline hit at the thought of James 'getting away' with anything. Then his eyes lit up. He's such an easy read. So happy to hear Stassi refer to James as a 'malnourished muppet'. He'll always be DJ Muppet Baby to me (thanks in perpetuity to the talented human writing here who came up with that one). Katie continues to be a vicious human being. She doesn't deserve to be 'fat shamed', no one does, but you could see the wheels turning. She's delighted that she has this nugget from James to trade for screen time and a low key part of the 'take James Kennedy down' SL. Katie is a bully anyway and she is at her happiest justifying what makes her happy. What crypt do they keep Sandoval senior in? I've seen way better make up in a mortuary.

I came over here to post after seeing it yesterday and no thread! Props to you for starting this one, I'm in Australia too, but the action is definitely waning on RHOA. Cynthia got to hide amidst the other couples who ceased to be couples for the couples trip. I did feel sorry for Greg. But. How the hell does this even happen? I doubt we will see Cynthia's latest boo ever. Again, so why is she here? Dennis looked like he was faking that boot to me. Nene looked pissed about the whole thing and I couldn't really understand the destination. Is it on the water? And a 5 hour bus ride to get there. Hmmm. Marlo looked PISSED. Apart from clutching a labelled dustbag, she was wearing a dull kaftan and a bandanna. She looked sulky and angry the whole time. Maybe they had to drag her in last minute when the couples faded away and she couldn't rent her labels fast enough? Because we did not get the usual sequence of Marlo setting up her room like a pop up boutique. Pregnancy is softening Porsha's face. She does look really pretty. Still, she is never compelling enough to anchor an episode. The vibe between Nene and Greg is definitely off. She seems fed up and phoning it in.

David was ordered to pay Shannon 32k a month originally, wasn't he? Then Shannon told us at that she dropped it, as a gesture of goodwill, to low 20s? I saw this article last night and these people are supposed to be going through NYC's 'ugliest divorce' and they seem to have really big bucks. There was mention of a wedding that was rumoured to have cost 20 million, amongst other examples of ridiculousness. Given the spousal support similarity, makes you wonder how wealthy Shannon and David really are. I knew they were 'wealthy', but the correlation in spousal support makes me think they are next level. Especially compared to the rest of the women on OC. "In August, Page Six reported that the judge ordered David to pony up $25,000 a month in spousal support to Libbie — a downgrade from the $3.5 million-a-year lifestyle she claimed to be accustomed to in court papers." https://nypost.com/2018/12/15/inside-nycs-messiest-multimillion-dollar-divorce/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pagesixdaily&utm_content=20181216&tpcc=pagesix_daily&mpweb=755-7500025-719109060

I read the same article! Where WAS that? That article had me more positively disposed to Danielle's return. So I imagine it came out or was circulated prior to last season. Now I'm firmly back in 'Danielle is a shameless famewhore' territory and feel great sympathy for her children.

I'm not @Misslindsey but I didn't like her demeanour at her family dinner: she shouted questions (ones that would get an answer that positively reflected on her own self, plus the 'i'm a housewife and I CAN'T COOK' boom tish! routine, haven't seen THAT before, have we...) at everyone seated. She's a bit 'shouty'. Plus, writing a blog isn't necessarily 'journalism', especially a yummy mummy type parenting blog. I'm not finding much of interest with Jackie, except that she is coming for Teresa in a completely rational way. We can all relate to that. I would say this is what has clouded my vision of Jackie. On her own, she bores me.

I want to see Jennifer, her 5 teletubbies and her husband who is never home for the feeding frenzy because he is servicing going 'over and above' for his patients', do a 3 day Below Deck charter. For the love of Bravo, let it happen. This is a divorce waiting to happen. She's rattling about in that tacky oversized mansion, gutsing out on Net A Porter and designer labels to fill the vacuum of self doubt her marriage has become. She seems totally unable to parent those kids even with 'help'. I bet the 'help' is how they get to school with lunches and to all their activities every day. And when HE comes home, I bet she hears all about what an incompetent parent she is, their issues are of her creation, she's lucky he supports her, now let's have another one. Did she have a life before marrying the bilious Bil? Maybe things will change, but for someone who skites so much about their material possessions, she's blanked out and doesn't seem interested in or passionate about anything. She's just playing a role.

So in real life Danielle's marriage was over in 3 months, the house belonged to her 'husband' and is on the market and they have TROs on one another. He apparently moved out. It's obvious from this episode that Danielle is already aware that the relationship is in trouble. 'Peaks and lows ' she said. 'A lot of peaks and lows '. I think that Danielle hasn't got a pot to piss in. She HAD to have this wedding for screentime and the insane demands, like the Versace and Hermes bridal registry, despite as Marg said having a house 'full of plates', was because THIS stuff would then belong to her. Free fancy crap that her friends bought for when he takes back his house. On top of this we get the brains trust, Danielle and Teresa, aligning to take down Melissa. Danielle has played this game before and if she and Teresa aren't bringing drama via yoga, body building and general inzenity, they will fall back to the insanity they're more comfortable with. Not interested in more Bravo brats and every one of Jennifer’s children plus the Gorga kids are in this category. Jennifer's kids need to be making more use of the indoor outdoor basketball courts and less use of the kitchen and cokes. Or iced tea. Like that's a healthy alternative! Danielle's daughter looked like a supermodel and was way too classy for that trashtastic bridal shower. Teresa is a troglodyte with her 'underwears' and dildo. Imagine the intergenerational bloid feud that would have been sparked if Melissa handed such an object to Gia? I can't believe Danielle has this much crazy on full display. Marg is a classy woman and a saint. She walked out then gritted her teeth and honored her commitment to continue organising Danielle's shitacular wedding extravagaaanza. The whining and the demands and the smug smirk at the party as this 50 something woman is lowered on a swing? Has she no self awareness at all? Does she not have any idea how ridiculously inappropriate this kind of nonsense is for a woman her age? I am around her age and all for letting my hair down and celebrating a marriage at this age but Cmon! 2nd marriage, later in life, this isn't Vanderpump Rules! Get some decorum!

Can't believe I had TEARS watching Ashton. I froze it as he went over and Rhylee's foot came so close to also getting caught in the line. Take a look. I agree with Cpt Lee (i mean what choice do you have? He's The Man) that she could have reiterated 'Man Overboard ' but I was more impressed with her calm. That said, it was the camera guy that cut the line. Laura is a mouthy little toerag, it's true. But I thought she was more toned down from the nervous talking new girl from last week. I'm not entirely sure the dirty towels on the floor were believable. The lack of water by the beds, yes. But towels on the floor? Kate didn't say anything to her about those either so I wonder. I'm wondering too if Kate's demand that 'she goes or i go' is payback for Cpt Lee asking Kate to explain herself after Caroline's 'allegations '. Kate asserting her authorita, as Cartman would say. She had the same expression on her face : usual resting bitch face with a large splash of mutinous. I love how Josiah handles the skeevy kitchen unicorn. It's a personal peeve with me when a simple question is asked 'so it's a mixture of cakes?' And it's met with passive aggressive obfuscation. Josiah's happy 'fck you' was perfect, humorous and not nasty. Adrian needs to get over himself. Ashton may be a snake in his opinion, Adrian is a white ant.

And the woman doing the spouting has repeatedly proved herself to have the iq of mashed turnip and morals to match. Hell yes, I'm sick of it. And hearing Melissa's oft promoted 'We are Italians from Jersey' speech? Makes her sound like she's cosigning. Or explaining away the toxic family dynamic she's married into. Who is supporting Teresa and 4 children in the style to which they're continue to become accustomed? There has been no discernable change to how they live and it must cost a BOMB. I wonder if Joe Gorga pitches in financially, to keep up appearances or due to family pressure from the font of toxicity, his father. Or if Teresa has expected him to and he has refused. That'd account for some of the venom.

I think she said kofta. Or similar, there is a meat ball similar to falafel. These morons are so ignorant of anything outside the NJ version of 'Italian' that every explanation she gave had to be referenced to something they could relate to via Italian cuisine (mozzarella balls, as you pointed out) or the crap they see in the Food Court. Shahs absolutely do it better.

IKR?! I kept thinking 'Yeah, whatever bitch. But what would Jeff Lewis say? '. I'm sure all that imported fake Chinese furniture cost a bomb but is practically worthless. Dolores needs to jettison this grade school notion of loyalty. Loyalty doesn't mean much when it's for no good reason in the first place and when Dolores is 'loyal' to someone (Siggy, Teresa) she also jettisons all reason and common sense. That kind of loyalty got a lot of people in trouble during the 2nd World War. Think, Dolores. Does Danielle know she's being filmed? After all the promo before last season of the suffering her girls went through and her new zen outlook, I was for giving her another chance. But she just cannot keep it together. I'm not surprised the marriage lasted 63 hours or whatever, the woman is an absolute nightmare and obviously no one but Marg will film with her. Danielle and Dolores would actually make great friends. Teresa is the dumbest most ignorant sack of hair I've ever had to endure. Rat cunning, but criminally stupid. I just cannot with this mother of 4 daughters who is so wilfully and offensively ignorant. I bet she knows sweet fanny Adams about any 'tradition' or 'custom' outside of the Italian New Jersey bubble. And she couldn't care less. I hope Jackie (the blonde one that's not from Turkey ) rips Tre's throat out with her teeth. You could see the red mist descend around Teresa when this upstart challenged her about 'controlling your husband '. Perfectly legitimate point that Melissa can't ever bring up 'if you could control your husband why is he in prison after putting you there first? ' Does Tre think it's a contractual requirement that all NJ hos respect the fact that Joe is 'away '. Use the freaking word, you animal. What the fck does she think this is doing to her kids? Who speak to and email their father? She's wilfully trying to create the same parenting conditions that gave us the Gorga siblings and their charming family dynamic. It's not an 'Italians from Jersey' thing, it's messed up, dysfunctional and ugly . Nothing to be proud of. I'm also willing to bet cash that despite Teresa's posturing about the church whenever they're in one, she isn't ever seen in one off camera. She is a repulsive human being that continues to learn nothing of any value.

Where did the venom come from?!! The 2 couches look like they are about to free for all on the carpet at Andy's feet. I think whatever text D'Andra sent to Kam dissing Cary's business must be way bigger or have hit her way harder than this idiotic blaming D'Andra for believing a lie LeeAnne told her (as usual). I noticed when creepy Andy asked Steph if her vaginal rejuvenation did indeed make sex with Travis better (a bag over his head and 6 rohypnol more likely ) and then the shadesters in production rolled tape of Cary endorsing just what a difference it would make, Steph didn't jump in quickly enough to gush about it and Cary jumped right in to endorse her business. LeeAnne must be loving sitting next to Andy. That meditation opening led by LeeAnne? I would have peed my K Cup.

These guys are such dogs! I didn't think Laura was particular attractive either. Way too made up and overbronzed. BUT. She's just come aboard and joined an established team with maybe little idea of just how dysfunctional it is and maybe she's a nervous talker. Cos she did a LOT of talking. Or so production and Kate would have us believe. On top of that, she has her leg humped on both sides by Ashton and Adrian! Adrian is weaving a dreamcatcher (Laura says 'this is everything') basically for her, and Ashton is like a ten year old boy 'look at me! Look at me AGAIN!'. It was hilarious, but it's a LOT for poor Laura. You can see the cogs turning in Ross' head at the resort as he calculates exactly how much effort it is going to take for him to have a shot too and decide to pursue other options. Rhylee. Then we get Tyler. In Rhylee's cabin. Someone is going to be eaten for breakfast by Rhylee. She even says she 'needs it'. There was a quick shot during a transition of Cpt Lee on the bow, shirtless. You rock that granddad bod Lee, do you! I'm going to attempt Unanchored. Maybe just for the locations. It definitely gave me Summer House teas though and I haven't been able to continue with that. See you at the dedicated thread @jumper sage! I'm a sucker for Bravo punishment and maybe influenced by the good vibes of the Pump Rules return!

Have to say, hats off to the approach Ross took to the complex HR issue that is Rhylee. ..There was sugar on deck the next morning. Haven't finished yet, but I hope Kate has got more up her sleeve than just not liking that Laura is 'opinionated '. She was plain rude the way she left the dinner table at the resort. She's had the benefit of the doubt with Caroline, because Caroline is unhinged. But this one has been hired because she's experienced.

These 2 are dumb dumbs. Their 5 or 10%share could mean anything Lisa and Ken decide. Some businesses write off everything to avoid tax. Their 'shares' may not be the kind that come with much of a monetary dividend. I've often wondered about this. Neither of them show any business acumen or willingness to really learn. They can't even be relied upon to do the one thing they've been brought on board to do : come up with a list of cocktails. By this stage, you'd think they'd have hostel numerous private tastings with LVP or liaison and be copying her into their latest concoctions. She knows what she's dealing with and I bet Pandora is quietly researching 'what's hot' globally and consulting with a mixologist. Dumb dumbs. Relied upon solely to devise the cocktails at a West Hollywood bar just opening? I think not

Urgh. The scene where Stassi is unable to communicate with Brit in the dogpark because she's just baaaarely suppressing blabbing? Why wasn't she stirring the pot with the DJ Muppet Baby 'freestyle 'that had Brit in tears and Jax close to roid rage. That was a production fail right there because I am LIVING for the James Kennedy getting his ass kicked. Even better that it's going to be a full press Kristen led campaign. It's weird that Kristen i can deal with because she's cray and owning it (and she really is formidable, she starts straight in on Raquel by the looks ) but Katie i find unbearable because she's a DL snake and nasty. Ken is looking very ruddy and a little bloated. Not good signs for a man of his health and age. I see enough of LVP here. Won't miss her on RHOBH at all. She shines well enough on this show. Why indeed....? Why was the ring in Jax's underwear, when he was carrying a perfectly serviceable overcoat that had pockets? The juke joint he took Brit to most likely didn't have a cloakroom, but then we wouldn't have had multiple shots focused on his crotch, I guess.

Thankyou @sATL. I'm officially envious. It's not very sexy looking but I bet it gives good sleep. I also bet it costs a fortune! One thing though, the LAST thing I'd be taking from my cheating ex is the bed he laid his cheating head unless I was going to bonfire it in his backyard.

What the hell is a Sleep Number? ??! I literally live in the woods. In Australia. I have a Tempur mattress, I thought THAT was the shit! I need to know. Toya's ass at the frame house. And I was gutted to see Big Genie and Toyah get out of one of those armor plated looking moon buggy things that all the most idiotic Shahs of Sunset have been getting around in this season . Those that do the least (Mike and GG) seem to need the biggest roomiest stupidest car. I'd have thought Gene would have squashed this. Those things plus construction with changes to the plans cannot possibly be budget friendly. So Tammy is back in the conversation. Can't wait for next week. I thought or assumed she'd been banished from the marriage. Maybe this is why the separation. Maybe he gave her away long enough to move back in and it didn't stick? Or maybe these 2 are gearing up for another reunion shocker. I want to believe them but last reunion and the divorce that didn't happen seemed so convenient. Bringing Greg back always increases the percentage of cheaters in a room to a level I'd be uncomfortable with as a wife. He was particularly unattractive in that white cap. It looked like it was pushing him into the floor. I never understand what's going on in Quad's quarters. Heavenly is so shady and she came cackling up Quad's stairs, yodelling about the food she was expecting. Quad serves her nothing at a table set up for a dinner party. Heavenly mentioned not getting fed again as she left. The only reason I'll be sorry to see Quad go is because it guarantees Mariah will slither back in. Maybe Ayden has tertiary syphilis? Whatever it is, I hope it's not a SL. Gregg Leakes is more than enough.

Kate this season looks 'rode hard and put away wet'. Really haggard. The life is catching up with her, but that's the industry. Caroline may have misjudged. And I really really fail to see Caroline EVER having been a 'solo stew'. During today's twitter rant, she was going on about always ALWAYS being the 'guest favorite '. Apparently we didn't get to see this either. 'Haters' jumped in immediately with the dropped glasses, flesh wounds, guests commenting on her lack of knowledge and ability. But she's the favorite. This may have provoked the tweet asking for 'smart' replies and talk of exterminating the human race. Regarding Kate and what we may have not seen in footage with the Caroline eviction. I did notice from one scene to another that Kate went from calm and controlled to looking like she'd BEEN screaming, her face was flushed and she looked more disheveled than she has been. I also think Ashton's reaction when he said 'You 2 are instigators!' seemed more over the top than just a response to the loud music. I felt that at the time.

There are also claims that Kate said Caroline was leaving due to her 'herpes outbreak ' and that she was a 'a dirty slut'. All the footage seems disjointed, like Kate in the wheelhouse with Cpt Lee but mostly Caroline in the wheelhouse during her 'exit interview '. Possibly it's her exceptionally hard 3rd Stew edit that's sent her into this rampage on twitter. Early in the episode, Kate makes a veiled sarcastic comment to Caroline that 'next charter it'll be shingles! '. Which is in the herpes family. I don't know what's gone on here, Caroline has absolutely flipped her wig and done nothing to help her cause. But she should be at the reunion, if only for a short time or via video link. It'd be juicy to see what hit the edit room floor, if it doesn't necessarily vindicate Caroline, I'm sure it'd take some of the blush off the Kate and Josiah victory tour that continues.

It's unbelievable. She's asking followers how to make a short clip from a longer one, what episode did she use the term 'fake news', accusing Kate of disability discrimination and on. She's also now saying that she MUST attend the reunion. I think she should too. Or there really was some hinky stuff going down. People on twitter are saying that prior to Caroline's decision to not work her '2 days', she'd found Josiah in her cabin, after she returned from a smoke break, going through her clothes. At this point she was still dressed for work. She reckons this is why Kate said 'you don't have much to pack ' through the door. I do believe we only saw part of what happened but she's acting like a rabid animal. And her Dad is a 'badass' attorney. My eyes are hurting from all her CAPS. She loves to shriek on twitter.