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Okay, luckyroll13. I had a mouthful of salt & vinegar chips when I read that, and nearly choked! That mental image is STILL cracking me up.I guess Nene has decided to double down on her bad behaviour, and that includes the 99 cent fright wigs.

She does look great. However, there were recent pix of GG in the Daily Mail and it's obvious she's gained a little weight. And guess where it went? Straight to her butt. And it will keep happening until she gets that exercise ball in a saggy diaper Kardashian ass.I reeeeeeally hate Asifa. Hate her.

Hoda filled in for a few weeks over the summer while Savannah was on mat leave. She is perfectly capable of being a serious, thoughtful and engaging morning anchor, without resorting to her annoying 4th hour antics. She's like a completely different person.I'm glad Dr. Nancy is gone. She was such a smug jackass. I also read that Pippa's Today career was over before it started. Apparently producers just realised what we've all known since 2011. Pippa is about as charismatic and interesting as buttered noodles.

Oh FFS. I was actually hoping it was a wig because at this rate she will be bald by year's end. Which is probably what Kanye wants.

Hey, ZaldamoWilder! It is good to be back. Truth be told, I have been stuck in the RHoBH thread. I finally decided to take a break. After every episode there's a bazillion pages to get through. By the end of the week, I'm bleary eyed and too exhausted to post anywhere else. I'm doing to my stretches now in order to prepare for RHoNY :-)

Nope. I will never be able to get behind a "sympathetic Phadera" storyline because she is such an utter phony and bald-faced liar.

That was a really interesting article, junemeatcleaver. I was especially interested in the Meet the Press dirt. The entire news division of NBC is so FUBAR, I don't know how they'll recover. There's just too many holes in the boat. I would love to hear some behind-the-scenes stuff on the daytime shake-up over at MSNBC as well. They canceled a bunch of shows. I've never really liked Savannah Guthrie or Willie Geist. And I'm put off by the palpable tension between Natalie and Tamron. Knowing that Horowitz likely instigated that feud, doesn' change that. I have no issue with Matt Lauer, and have mentioned before that I like his chemistry with Hoda Kotb. If they wanted to fire everyone else and start over, I'd be okay with that.

His 'Chip' character in the Empire sketch was my favourite of the night, because he was so charming and endearingly goofy in his earnestness. Passing around the office birthday card for Cookie, and then slowly backing out of the room with the helium balloon bouquet as she wails on Hakeem with the broom. Loved WU, especially the Ben Carson pile-on and Leslie wigging out over this cold ass winter and our terribly long avenues.

The Today show was so off-the-charts embarrassing today, I finally had to switch over to MSNBC. The segment about "what the cool kids are saying" was bad enough. I need not ever hear Matt Lauer use the word "fleek" ever again. But it was the Kid Rock pre-performance tongue bath that put me over the edge.

Pippa will probably be called in to report on the royal Spare being born, so they don't have to send Natalie for 3 months like last time ;-) This morning they covered a story about people vying for one-way tickets to Mars in 2025. Carson said he'd like to send the Kardashians. Then Al piped in saying that it would be a return to their homeland. Hahahaha!

I am just now catching up on the seasons I missed between Pearl Islands and Samoa, with my amazon prime account. I remember watching H v V in real time and not knowing who 75% of the players were! This thread is so much more fun now that I know most of the players you're referencing. I am almost finished watching Panama and I have to say Crazy Shane is shaping up to be one of my favourites. Me: "Why do they call him Crazy Sh--, oh my God, is he texting on a piece of driftwood??!" Cirie's delivery of the line, "He's gone to his thinking rock to talk on his BlackBerry" cracks me up just thinking about it!

I want to "like" this a thousand more times!!!

Exactly. I know the Today show is obligated to pimp 50SoG, but they need to save this shit for the Hoda and KLG hour. Everyone looks embarrassed to be discussing the book/movie. And I guess Carson drew the short straw. As soon as I saw that wench Dr. Nancy doing a segment on heart disease, I changed the channel. I cannot stand her smug mug. I always thought Natalie looked like Queen Letizia of Spain.

I just saw another pic in the Daily Mail of a greased up, fully nude Kim, looking like an overcooked hotdog that's been left on the carousel too long. Why??

Kim's ass crack is a country mile long. Yikes!!!

Admittedly, I like Kyle, but that's a little gross.

It looked like a prison bitch scenario, like Brandi was marking her territory.

OMG, Brandi's friend Jennifer looks like Jigsaw. And Brandi is looking more and more cat like. Back away from the fillers, ladies. I continue to be baffled by this. She lives with her hairdresser!

"Dear Mario Batali of hot garbage. I'm so sorry your pots are diapers and your spices are dookie." I've been doing this all day. Pwew, pwew, pop, pop, gunshot sounds!

Two mugshots in a year is two, too many.

I'll admit I was drinking a tumbler of Grey Goose and grape flavored MiO during the show, but did I hear Brandi say in the preview that it turns her on to catch her man en flagrante delicto, and her being powerless to leave the room until he climaxes??! What kind of games were Eddie and Brandi playing during their marriage?

Oooooo puppy love!! He's fast asleep right now and I just want to eat him up, he's so adorable.

I laughed during this exchange:Alexia: "So, when one of us leaves, you have another baby?" Kyle: "Yes. I'm pregnant" At least Kyle is fully aware of her emotional neediness, and can joke about it.

I just realised today that Lisa Rinna's super inflated lips actually balance out her gigantic and beautiful Mogwai Gizmo eyes. Did I I just watch Brandi and her sad pack watch a TV show?? Really? Brandi's segments just drag everything that is fabulous about this franchise, down. Everything about her life bums me out, from her $1000 child support cheques to her IKEA-furnished bedroom. Kyle, please get a grip.

I couldn't stand Jenna as the weekend Today newsreader, but she's tolerable as the fitness correspondent. She cracked me up this morning in her segment with Jeff Rossen. Has the man never exercised before? Jeff: [Does 2 squats] "Ow. That hurts my knees" Jenna: [sounding concerned]: "Your knees hurt?" Jeff: "Not my knees. My thighs. They're burning" Jenna: [sounding annoyed] "Yeah. That's supposed to happen. Keep going"