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Camille's cheap clip-in extensions were so distracting I missed whatever she was screeching about. Did yall hear sumn?

"Slutty Island" was peak RHoNY. I really miss those days.

Lol, exactly. It must never be forgotten that Dorit is just the worst.

Makes me REALLY believe the cocaine rumours, just sayin'

LOL, I just asked someone in my friend group for a favour. I thanked her by text, but then I thought about Nutcracker-gate and I remembered to also thank her in front of everyone, later. RHONY Pettiness: You can NEVER give too many private & public 'thank yous'. It's one to grow on!

LuAnn = fun drunk Ramona = crazy drunk Sonja = slutty drunk Dorinda = MEAN drunk Bethenny = sad drunk

I wonder where Carol got that idea? It couldn't possibly be her L.A. bestie Cassandra Grey?! Carol will do ANYTHING to be considered interesting. When Bethenny says she doesn't recognize Carol, I believe her. It's because Carol assumes the personality of whomever strikes her fancy at that particular moment.

LOL, I was on my way to a screening of Rosemary’s Baby, otherwise I would’ve asked for a selfie with them! Tinsley is quite pretty and her eyebrows weren’t tragic like they are on the show. Someone suggested that Botox is making them look haywire and ITA.

Just literally passed Tinsley & Scott walking south along Church street, headed toward the WTC. They were holding hands, but Tinsley either has resting bitchface or she’s mad about something :)

Sonja is always looking for Mr. Goodbar.

I live in the financial district and have been hauling my butt to my church on Park/60th since 1998. Once you find one you like, it's hard to start over. ETA-- I cannot wait for the ladies to arrive in Cartagena Colombia! I'm getting strong 'Romancing the Stone' vibes and I'm here for all of it :D

"Interesting" being a euphemism for T R A G I C. Jesus fix it.

After last week’s episode I was firmly Team Bethenny. I don’t know the rules of etiquette when you’re in a real friendship that is being filmed for a TV show. Are there ground rules? I feel like private text conversations shouldn’t be up for public consumption and Carole repeatedly violated that rule. But after this week’s episode I think Carole has a point. Bethenny is just permanently super intense and aggressive, with no ‘off’ switch, and that can be exhausting. I get why she’d want to create some distance.

I swear. Sonja was wolfing down Bethanny’s party food like she hadn’t eaten in weeks. I wonder how much of the raw bar she stuffed in her handbag? Also, most people going through a major home reno would just move into temporary housing. Sonja is living on a 4-poster bed, inhaling dust mites and asbestos to save a few bucks. Yikes.

Erica Hill reminds me so much of Campbell Brown, especially their voices. They've both got a 'mean mommy' vibe or something.

Hahaha, me too! Especially because she's doing it in the most absurd possible way. Hey, you never know, though. Stefon eventually won over Seth Meyers.

Kylie still clinging to that "I gained 15 lbs!" lie. Funny how she only gained the weight in the T&A areas...

True, host chat is really not Savannah's thing. But she also does that thing a lot of women do to make themselves less threatening. She's all, "I'm so fat. I eat nothing, but junk food, I can't cook, I'm so lame!". Making herself small because being ambitious and smarter than Matt Lauer is somehow unattractive.

Hahahahahaha!

Ugh, all the models at the Marc Jacobs show looked like death warmed over. Every one of them was styled to look like they'd been crying for hours and then punched in the face. Why??

Obviously, Bravo let Sonja do the final edit, so she deliberately cut Cindy Barshop from the episode ;-)

Why would someone pay almost $50/year for the "privilege" of seeing pix of Kylie's hair and wardrobe changes when I can see that for free, every day, on Daily Mail UK. com? And she does nothing all day but snapchat, which again, I can see for free...

I think of Kanye's foray into fashion as more of an art installation, than a real collection. These are EXACTLY the same rags and L'eggs pantyhose from the previous year! Maybe this is satire or a comment on the cyclical nature of fashion?? It's certainly not well crafted, creative, or fashion forward.

I honestly don't think Kourtney gives a shit. She's doing the bare minimum to keep cashing those cheques.

Why would someone pay for an app in this day and age, when "exclusive content" can just be uploaded to the internet within seconds?