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On paper, I should like Demetria. But she just seems so incredibly phony to me. She is like the human equivalent of a Facebook page. None of her interactions, even with Greg, seem genuine. Melyssa is still the cast member I'd most likely hang out with IRL, even if she does seem a little lost. I agree, she's not into the real estate thing at all. I watch MDLNY and I see how much someone like Fredrik eats, lives, and breathes selling. Melyssa seemed to equate selling expensive condos with standing in front of a million-dollar yacht at the Javits Center. She was not prepared to put in the leg work. I hope she can find something she loves doing and still earn a decent living. Geneva may have a side-part now, but she still seems as desperate and delusional as ever. I sprain my eyeballs rolling them at her, whenever she's onscreen. I only came to love Mica in the back half of season 1, when I felt the Prouds were unfairly attacking her. I hope I'm able to sustain the love. I'm praying for Daisy. I feel just awful for her.

For some reason, this was the funniest part of the Genderflect sketch for me. I'm right there with you on that. Loved that! This sketch and the interrogation were my favourites of the night.

Just based on pure aesthetics for me, Charlie > Adam. Reza seems to equate having a full head of hair with attractiveness. He's not correct.

Legit spit take while reading that. Hot soy latte everywhere. I agree the challenges have been a snooze, but I remember past seasons where Jeff didn't even bother to show up during the RCs.

Oh, they were out of control today. Between Carson and Savannah meerkating/periscoping DURING the live news, it was just chaos. I wanted to punch them all in the face.

Rodney looked straight up confused. Like he's never seen a #blindside. Watching his head bob from side to side is cracking me up! Yup. I can't resist a man bun.

My love for Camille is layered. I love haughty snob season 1 Camille and reformed diplomat season 2 Camille. I love that no matter how much wealth she's accumulated, there's still a whiff of the skanky Club MTV dancer there. I love the house porn she brings to the show, and I loved the way her dancing, bikini body, and flirting made Kyle crazy during that first season.

Why would Michael Jackson be cleaning the Van Patten home in 1969? Every time I see Camille, I wish she was back on the show. Please come back, Camille! Ugh. No one has reached out because they don't like you, Brandi. The screechy cry-talking and dramatic hair flipping. Now who's acting like a soap opera character?! Oh, Kim. Darling, it is impossible for Lisa R to besmirch your reputation anymore than you yourself did when you went completely around the bend in that SUV. Check the footage. You were terrifying. Kathy looks like she is trying to levitate out of that situation between Kim and Kyle. Love Yo's sexy pants with the mesh panels. Also love the random puppy at this party. Of course Brandi wouldn't notice her whole tit hanging out. Too drunk. Me to the TV when Brandi skipped out-- "Bye, bitch!".

And Mike found Asifa offensive? Wait 'til he meets Ms. Glanville. It's going to be non-stop dick jokes.

Never thought about it, but that makes sense. I'd like to think my friends would stand by me if I were in Phaedra's situation. I know my co-workers would (rightfully) want to distance themselves, lest any dirt get on them. Perhaps Phae Phae and Kandi are more co-workers than actual friends?

I am predicting that Shirin will calm way down now that Max is gone.

That's the way I saw it. Max was there for the experience, not to actually play and win. Why wasn't he out there every minute looking for the HII? Why wasn't he wheeling and dealing? Rattling off useless trivia and mind-melding with Shirin by the fire for 10 hours doesn't count.

How is it that RHoBH started after RHoA and they're winding down, meanwhile the ATL hasn't even done their "class trip"?? It's going to be another 6-month season.

The only iconic looks from that movie are Vivian's blue and white hooker outfit at the beginning and the red dress she wore to the opera. It is freezing cold here right now. Nobody is going to dress up for this nonsense.

Reminds me of my favourite line from Just Shoot Me-- "I just remembered you're boring and my legs work".This episode was kind of boring. Kenya's sitcom sounds stupid, but there are a lot of channels on the dial looking for original programming. Claudia looks beautiful with the ebony hair. I really like the TH with the 60s-style ponytail. I hate the colour of Cynthia's hair, but I do like that she shortened it.

Mike always looks like he's been on a three-day cocaine binge and hasn't slept in a week.Has anyone noticed that as the seasons progress Jessica has developed a mild, Middle Eastern-sounding accent? I'd rather walk on my lips than say a bad word about my girl MJ, but her choice of swimwear always leaves something to be desired. How I love Asa's parents. They don't take any of her pretentious bullshit seriously. Using the antique chairs she bought them as cat thrones, made me giggle. And I can't hate anyone who quotes Boyz II Men lyrics. Watching this show always makes me hungry.

Lesson one: You're likely to get more camera time if you're not kicked off the island 4th.There's still so much show left. I don't think he will matter much when this season wraps up. I don't have what it takes to be a contestant on this show, but if I did audition and get cast, I would want to experience all of the highlights. Like finding a HII. Using an HII. A fun overnight reward challenge. Making the merge. Then jury. This has to be killing Max inside. He never even got the Ponderosa experience, which I enjoy watching as much as the show. Also, something has been bothering me. Max kept saying he was so eager to engineer some epic #blindside. How was a Will vote supposed to count as a blindside? Will knew he was at the bottom of his own tribe because he is a challenge liability. With an even number of WC and NC, wouldn't he have done the math? At least consider the possibility that he was in danger?

Sounds like Hali should be the one teaching the 'Survivor' class:

Hahahaha! He never got to hear those words.

Not Bridget. She was darling. I'm talking about Marie and those heifers at 'Boulmiche' who told Vivian their stuff was "very expensive" and to "please leave!". [Off-topic] I actually went there, hoping the sales staff would throw me out for being too poor, but they couldn't have been nicer or more professional. They even called a cab for me when I realised I couldn't just stand on the corner and hail one back to the hotel ;-)

What? That's not right. Jason Alexander's character was more integral to the story than the hotel manager! I also want to see the snooty saleswomen.

Why do I continue to eat salt & vinegar chips while reading this Ptv? I just sprayed chips everywhere, cackling at this. When will I learn???

IMO, the reason people are tired of Brandi's sewer mouth and grab ass games is because that is all she brings to the table. Without her weekly installment of pages 1-34 in the HR manual of inappropriate behaviour, what else do we get? Shots of her crappy rental and leased SUV? Compared to lavish hilltop estates, Malibu mansions, private jets, yachts, white parties and million-dollar charity events? Brandi has never and will never be able to compete at that level. Honestly, Brandi would do better as the classiest contestant on 'Rock of Love', than she has as the trashiest woman on a show about rich housewives.

IKR?! Brandi: "Waaaaaaah, my dad is sick! This is soooooooo bad! Waaaaaah!" Yo: "Do you still want your 24K gold facial?" Brandi: (Suddenly less teary) "Yes."

I know it's mean but when Brandi wanted to make out with the little Dutch Boy at the table I said, "Congrats. You just got a bunch of STDs". Brandi's waterworks during her 24K gold facial? Woof. She should NEVER be filmed at that angle. Her red, waxen face reminded me of Lady Elaine from Mister Rogers Neighborhood. Looks like Adrienne remembered to brush the back of her weave. Kyle looks so much prettier without the raccoon eyes. Kyle and Mauricio's Palm Springs home is gorgeous. Really spectacular. Wow, Kim is a fucking mess. I can't believe we are back to season 1 issues, with Big Kathy's house.