Drogo

My ranking: 3 3 3 3

Once upon a time, there was a battle between the Nefarious Nitwits and the Brazen Bullies. And every day, each side needed to sacrifice one warrior to the Vengeful Volcano for good fortune in the clash- lest the Volcano swallow them all.

Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Jack Jackson. And every day, Jack Jackson juggled jugs. Until one day a wanderer came into town, one that also juggles jugs. And because of this, Jack Jackson decided there needed to be a judged jug juggling tournament. And because of this, the wanderer (Joy Johnson) jump started her jug juggling by juggling jugs and jackrabbits. And because of this, the citizens of Juniper Junction all jumped with joy. Until finally, the jackrabbits had enough of being juggled- and devised a great plan to make the jugglers and all of Juniper Junction pay for their mistreatment.

Flying Squirrel

Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Jack Jackson.

Dingo

Someone should tell Dr. Toolbag he's reduced their value by 75%.

"Thank you Kalani, for bringing these children whom I don't care if they starve here to say goodbye to me; my heart is fixed."

This is incredible. Thank you for this comment.

Scorpion

In case you missed the episode, here's a quick visual recap: ----- ANGELA: MICHAEL: ----- PAUL: KARINE: ----- COLT: ----- ERICKY & LARISSA: ----- ----- ASUELU: ASUELU'S MOM: ASUELU'S SISTERS: LOW: ----- JENN & LIBBY: ELIZABETH'S MOM: CHUCK: CHARLIE: ANDREI:

Marmoset

Once upon a time, there was a woman who worked in a coffee shop. And every day she baked the scones and brewed the coffee while daydreaming about sailing on a pirate ship. Until one day, she decided to set sail on the high seas. And because of this, she discovered she had terrible seasickness and was constantly hanging over the side of the dinghy. And because of this, a mermaid pulled her overboard to seek urgent treatment in the underwater city's hospital.

One thousand.

I couldn't very well leave you here alone, completely unprotected from Colt's mashed potato ass-cheeks.

Your old wife just has you brainwashed and your selfish kids will say anything in order to not starve. Don't Listen To Them.

Ari's got a pretty solid Garbage Pail Kids / Messy Tessie vibe.

Anyone know how to set an alarm ringtone to "Good morning. MY D***, How are you? MY D***" .. ? Asking for a friend.

I just came here to say that I love you and now that you're in America you need to send me more money. One thousand. I love you.

Fennec Fox

Chinchilla.

Demi: "My dad is my hero. He was never there for me; I was that kid always waiting for my dad to come but he never did."

LIAR! You never loved me! Stay out of my life! (I know, I need to workonmyselfbabe.)