Drogo

Yeah Mom, give her your leftovers too. She's starving.

You didn't move back from college because you missed your mom, you moved back because your dorm refrigerator wasn't big enough.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

What magic shop in Diagon Alley sells plates that large...?

Omg we can't blame her, she never thought she'd end up like this.. *groan*

Yeah, the fat one. What was her name..

Serenity and Alize. I love kids named after liquor.

Those blue drawers are working overtime.

Ain't nobody running around Wichita Falls today.

Because She Said So.

My theory is that Mike is, as Amira might say, Le Douchebag Énorme. Don't get me wrong. Natalie is *for sure* at least a little crazy. Still, there's an entire subset of men out there who love and appreciate beautiful crazy women.

Sweet sensitive and endearing are the perfect recipe for a guy who will go off the rails when his feels are really hurting. I've known more mature/sensible/worldly men than Gus who went from normal to total shitshow (at least temporarily) when their "one that got away" was suddenly engaged/married/expecting, especially if they felt a reunion was coming soon. For me what always brings me to Gus' side is the affection almost all of the roommates have for him (as long as it doesn't require anyone to side with him over one of the housemates, Punchable Jeremiah excluded.)

I've never seen two women with less topography in their faces than Rebecca and her daughter. It's like when a five year old draws a picture of you and your head's just a circle with some eyes/mouth/nose drawn on... except, alive. And always sad.

'HERRIS, they're playin' our songggg'

Based on the amount of whispering, I'd say the kitchen belongs to an unsuspecting family still asleep upstairs.

In case anyone missed the episode, here's a quick visual recap! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ MIKE: NATALIE: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ REBECCA: ZIED: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ YARA: JOVI: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AMIRA: ANDREW: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HAZEL: TARIK: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ STEPHANIE + HARRIS:

Tarik did both, hence the Thailand t-shirt AND Hazel. And Rebecca brought a mug and t-shirt with her human's face on them, so she wins.

Andrew reminds me of that alternate ending of "Taken" where instead of seeking out his kidnapped daughter, Liam Neeson visits the Eiffel Tower and posts selfies eating baguettes. Tested poorly with audiences.

Natalie's spent years convincing Mike he's a good and deserving person, but he's actually a shithead and a slob.

Jeremiah is so punchable, though. Happy to shit talk everyone else, but petulant and incredulous when a criticism comes his way. Only a supremely entitled person would feel entitled to an explanation of why they're entitled during a drinking game.

There's nothing worse than when you bring your new wife and the woman you impregnated right before your wedding together and they don't tell you how great you are and write a duet singing your praises. Dis-re-spect-ful! Fuck Chris.

What does she mean she's going to "keep" working hard?

Women have so not cornered the market on horrid.

"He's willing to do whatever it takes for me to get healthy especially if it involves Cinnabon stacking."