Drogo

He was about to pass out probably

Her face is so swollen it's like she ate a hornet's nest.

Dr Now said she smells like a dead spidermonkey's asshole.

"No more snacking, no more carbs, do you understand?" "Yes I understand." Narrator: She did not, in fact, understand.

Yeah diets are so hard to understand and drive thru menus are so user friendly.

Whatever she has to do, she's ready. You heard it here first.

GET OUT - THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP

Your husband is too pure for this treachery.

Pizza maybe

E.T.

The Whole Foods commercial. Surely you jest.

747. Like the airplane.

The roach had friends.. WHO KNEW

Some strange skull shapes in this fam, Fam.

Ivoriana. That's it. That's the comment.

I MISS EVERYTHING

Did anybody catch the roach that ran up the wall behind her as she was describing her daughter fleeing the attack? NOPE NOPE NOPE

Sorry I'm late...What disgusting shit did I miss?

10 points to Gryffindor!

I had a PR girlfriend with major food limitations due to GI issues and her aunts wouldn't cook anything she could eat at her family gatherings almost out of spite, like anyone would make that up. We'd eat before going but it really hurt her feelings. Telling you what I told her... there's always an asshole out there. Sorry it's happening to you.

He probably used it, then post-divorce laid down under her tires until she returned it. Like a gentleman. Particularly "Caz"(?) who's strangely possessive over Gatormouth Jovi. Imagine being such a tool you let your friend shit talk your pregnant almost-wife while she's sleeping in your lap right next to him.

Once the word "irregardless" left Mike's fat mouth, I was hoping a sniper was perched in The Wood trained on him.

What, like that's weird? Also- Rebecca: "I have no control in my life right now bc my ring disappeared, coronavirus, my dress won't zip up..." Ring: "I didn't disappear Bex, u lost me" Covid: "Lol yup it's just you- no one else" Dress: "Bitch that's why you should buy the right size"

And we as the audience need both. And if you look to your right, we have a somashbeautiful Rebecca throwing a Karen fit at Target about her constitutional right to a fitting room.

Fuck you Andrew, you emotional blackmailing piece of terrifying hairlined shit.