Drogo

Bilal trying to throw death glares at a beautiful intelligent woman while he puts away a $22 vodka cran with a straw like he’s sucking a teeny shvanz.. Please no.

Which is perfectly fine until one of the parties wants to take it to court.

Oh Ashley, why do you insist on being so stupid?

Parents, teach your kids to cook three things (more if they’ll let you)- otherwise STFU when they don’t know how to feed you or themselves. Papa/MamaJigli this is a call out.

Death by cheese? I’ll allow it.

Ashley is stunning, smart, and very sweet. I’ll be happy with any outcome that doesn’t see her leaving the island with her former man-child.

And without a notary present to say it was actually them who signed.

Also Todrick: *forgets the CBB jury gets to see all of his egocentric mean-spirited bullshit*

Oh Laurens. Deenerz must have forgotten that first time parents are The Only People Who Have Ever Had Children.

Instead of our regularly scheduled programming… @Angry Moldovan will be a Colombian “Instagram model” with 12 kids and I will be her American fiancé, a Bathfitter installer who tortures clients with his halitosis and alternating tales of his high school football prowess and upcoming trip to Colombia. @magemaud will be an American registered nurse who moonlights selling videos of herself eating baked goods and @Trackdawg will be her Tunisian fiancé who has a lot of religious beliefs that mostly center around not spending time/money/energy on her. @LennieBriscoe will be an American paralegal who enjoys long walks on the beach and sending 85% of take home salary to Thai fiancé @Frozendiva who will not be at the airport when they arrive because she’s “too much distance / no much money.” *You’ll never realize the show’s not on.

1 in 64 children are diagnosed with autism. 104 out of 105 90DF participants are weirdos.

Why is Jasmine still in this room? Molly you in danger gurl.

It’s not politically incorrect, it’s an armchair diagnosis which blames his bad behavior on a neurodevelopmental disorder he doesn’t have based on negative stereotypes. He’s a weirdo- remember when we could just call people weirdos?

“Am I gonna look like a fool?” YISSSSSSSSSSS

I don’t want to see Ben’s sideboob. I just don’t.

The Waterpik deserved so much more than it got.

Those upper arms. It’s like Mike has never lifted a case of Poland Spring.

Girl pull that wig down. Your forehead mustache is showing.

“I don’t mind helping with money, I just want you to blast a trumpet every time I spend a dollar and also admit how broke you are.”

What’s wrong? He hates you. That’s what’s wrong.

Memphis he hates you.

“Hay and his friends held a man in fear for his life and forced him to get all his money out of ATMs while terrorizing him” ”People get robbed. Why is it even a problem?”

This is such a weird season. It’s like they’ve never heard of the show before. “So I was just wondering if you’d like to join the alliance I’m in. Here’s a list of the current members I never ran this idea by…. You down?”

Larry joined a long line of theater majors who think giving Dr. Now a Tony-winning monologue will result in his instant svelteness.

You’d need Sputnik.