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He’s not drunk enough to touch you like that, Kim.

Memphis always looking like Thomas Jay in My Girl. What is the facial swelling?

How dare the certificate be in Arabic?!

Max walking around town with his ‘roid-backne and an apparent dick in his ass is giving me life. Bring it on, goddesses of dumpster fires.

That's the one! Here's the staff uniforms: And the indoor/outdoor dining areas - *Who's in? I'll name a sandwitch after you.

"Something About Her Sandwiches" sounds better than "Something About Her" which is how they keep referencing it. "Something About Her" just sounds like calligraphy font text on a perfume ad. But if I were a woman opening a sandwich shop in So-Cal with another woman and wanted to make it unapologetically feminine, I'd call my place "Sandwi[t]ches" so what the hell do I know. Is there anyone more unapologetically feminine than a witch? Also think how fun it would be with decor. Could make it like that cool shop in "The Craft" (an L.A.-based cult favorite) and give staff those goth private school uniforms. Missed opportunity, dumbshits. Unrelated: I'm gonna need Brock to stop Brockin', thanks.

It's spelled "baby" but it's pronounced "revenue stream."

These are some weird cuts, editing team.

“Tried about everything” except these 10 BBQ restaurants in Houston…

“I’ve tried about everything” except not eating food by the trough.

When you wish upon a star…. Your dreams come true

“Food is a big thing in our house.” Dr. Now will have an opinion about this.

French fries are also my favorite pizza topping, Megatron.

She keeps calling him Tron. …Megatron seems more apropos.

He wants kids?????? Does he know they steal your food?

Minis have a better chocolate-to-PB ratio. I’ve done the research.

I love you. I’ll even put cheese powder on your rice like mama does. That’s a very normal sized meal. He’s going to have 6 more before noon, isn’t he?

Marsha food ain’t the only big thing in your home.

First he had a pre wash, now he’s having a pre breakfast?

Can you believe there are civilizations that don’t put cheese powder on their rice?

Or the next Covid variant.

Bold fashion statement #1..

3,000.

That’s not enough munts.

I love you.