Drogo

I know my truth.

“This is so exciting” says Amanda with all the enthusiasm of a prisoner walking to his execution

Catstill? Catskills?

And just for good measure, they put her son in there too. With no other pairs.

She had sex with him because Diana said their relationship was toxic. Sure proved Diana wrong!

On this episode: Amanda takes a ride on the Raz Van Cleo brings her Emotional Support Jane to confront Christian David balks at spending $1700 to keep Sheila and her remaining relatives alive

Not a tremendous shock from the person who highly/mightily said they couldn’t use the POV because they “could never choose between” two players they’d have to choose between two days later.

Cirie really doesn’t give a flying fuck about Jared’s game, does she?

Her three best friends (who have supported many horrible things she's said/done) didn't seem to think the addition of "let's" made a difference: I have to disagree here that she left her firm because she wanted to be more involved with Brady. Getting to "be there" more was a side effect of her leaving her firm, but really she left because they were dismissive of her and even gave her big client away to a male colleague the day of Brady's science fair.

Miranda bitched about Brooklyn a billion times, and she was far from a doting mother. In the whole series, I can barely remember a time she was genuinely excited to have Brady. Maybe the school competition that she blew off work to get to (late.) It wasn’t a nice thing for him to say, but he was more right than wrong. She tells the girls it was six months of no sex prior to the “Let’s just get it over with.” Then at the start of AJLT I believe she says it’s been a year, possibly “years.”

Week 1 they couldn't have sex because they were fighting. Week 2 they couldn't have sex because she didn't approve of blood on the sword, and because they were fighting. Week 3 they couldn't have sex because he wants to come to America. And they were fighting.

Like his sisters would be willing to miss this excrapaganza!? It may still. I'm getting "Madame Tussaud's version of Megan Fox."

When he and Carmella are taking a breather from their passionate love affair, no one’s going to want to put their clothes on to go shopping. Amateurs.

Carrie? He still doesn't know which ring is YOU. And Aidan? She's still a horrible person.

I think I'll need to hear the other side of this story, since it's all according to Cleo right now and I just don't trust Cleo at all. She's generally full of shit. This is a person who talked about how she can't be in loud places and needs headphones and a lanyard to walk through the streets in her intro... but hasn't needed her headphones or lanyard since her intro. A bar only became "too much" for her when her boyfriend started talking to the girls next to them. She'll hit the busiest cafes in town to meet her extremely validating friends- or stand right on a busy corner waiting to be hugged and told to stop crying. Not to worry Jane, there wasn't a tear in sight before during or after that hug.

The thought process went something like "Must be on TV again! 40 Year Old Virgin Godbotherer is best chance at being cast. Primetimer people will hate him and love me. A win is a win." Jasmine's playing the long game. She knows cousin "Dana" will be won over once she hears there was ejaculation.

Not to mention what Sharp is probably paying her to appear.

(*But good job. I'll leave it to you in my will.)

First I need to say I find neither person in this couple likeable in the least. Huge miss for me, casting wise. And while they both strike me as wannabes/posers and completely inauthentic about nearly everything either of them says... I feel like they were both telling the truth here originally. Sure one or both could have cleared this all up for production by flat out describing exactly what happened during sexytimes, but neither did. I think that's fine? Frankly if Christian were in the kitchen being sloppy with Cleo's not-nearly-enough-for-2 egg carton and spitting "Yeah I [action]ed her [body part] and she finished me off with a [object] in the [orifice], so you could say we hit a few bases" I would think he was a total dirtbag and tear him a new asshole today (via GIF, of course.) And I wouldn't like Cleo much for doing the same if she had gone into the private details on camera. I'm going to disagree with Cleo's assertion that Christian's a gaslighter (a word that gets thrown around a lot when two people disagree about something) or that he's trying to keep their relationship a secret and hide her because she's trans and disabled. He's on fucking television, Cleo. He'd have to be the Wile E. Coyote of transphobe ableists to drop this large of an anvil on himself.

In case you missed the episode (because you were in the bathroom gagging over Gino's bean dip or bean whip), here's a quick visual recap! ------------------------------------------------------ TYRAY: CARMELLA: ------------------------------------------------------ AMANDA: RAZVAN: ------------------------------------------------------ STATLER: DEMPSEY: DEMPSEY'S DAD: ------------------------------------------------------ MEISHA: NICOLA: ------------------------------------------------------ JASMINE: GINO: ------------------------------------------------------ CLEO: CHRISTIAN:

This- and they scrape the bark off so there’s not a whole lot to grab onto (making the ladder the most reliable way to access it.)

TJ is giving Delhi Travolta.

Kimberly has a “Just sucked a lemon” face.

No Kenny. You are not put upon. You have no room to compare your life to theirs.