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Men don’t ever get raped by women because we have nothing we can stick in their asses and we don’t have the strength to overpower them with a dildo. I’m sorry for being very direct but I’m sick of this excuse too. If a man has a full hard on, I’m thinking he wants sex. Otherwise, sex is impossible. Anybody ever heard of getting pumped and dumped? Men do this all the time. They have sex with a woman and never speak to her again. Yes, women do it too. But the point is, he didn’t have to be attracted to her or want a long term relationship with her to be horny. If he cared about her feelings he wouldn’t have had sex with her and would not have let her “attack him”, if that’s what happened. Fully agree with gonecrackers and aphroditewitch.

And I don’t understand this because none of these people are interesting. They’re just incredibly annoying. When Chantel’s mother, father, or brother enter my screen, I can’t even watch. I’m suddenly reminded of how they were pretending to put together care packages for the homeless. If anyone still has that episode in your dvr, just go back and look at what they were putting in the care packages. I’ll wait... And the stupid little brother’s rap cuh-reer. Please. Just kill me now. We also get the pleasure of having Pedro’s ugly ass bitch of a sister grace our screens. No thank you. I can’t even deal with her. She’s terrible! Like someone said earlier, give me Nicole wandering around Timbuktu, searching for “daddy.” I’d watch a full season of that. I will not watch family Chantel. What a poor choice. Is TLC smoking crack?

He was definitely making a threat of some sort about leaving Chantel “after ten years” and green card. I know they get a ten year green card after marriage but I’m not sure what happens after the ten years is up if they divorce. Probably nothing. Regardless, he was threatening her with leaving if she doesn’t change her attitude. That’s very disrespectful. I don’t understand why Pedro says these things and it’s run Pedro. But if Andrei or Jay said it, everyone would be up in arms. Pedro is acting like an asshole. I liked him a lot before and I was on his side for a long time but now I think he has gotten his revenge and he can move on. Chantel is all but licking his ass. I don’t blame her for being upset about Obed’s rumor since her parents have been telling her the same from the start and she’s been denying it. It’s like your worst nightmare coming true. And she’ll have to hear “I told you so” from her parents and siblings when they watch the footage.

Pedro said, “If you don’t change your attitude, when I get the green card in ten years, I’ll leave you.” Imagine if Andrei had said those words. Everybody would be flipping shit. But Pedro can say it and it’s fine and Chantel just better not stand up and demand respect? That’s unbelievable. The only one making any effort for the marriage is Chantel, whether you like her family or not. I can’t stand her family and won’t be watching any reality show starring them but if I were her, I would have left Pedro in the DR and filed for divorce. His family is no better than hers. They should call it square at this point and decide not to talk to either family if they want to be together.

That guy looks like a caveman. I can’t believe he was ever a lead on that show. What the hell was she thinking? Is she the expert on kissing or what? And this is proof that MAFS was just a stepping stone for her reality career.

Or maybe she just likes that position and now that she’s watched the footage, she’s embarrassed by how many different guys she climbed on top of so she’s making excuses, or others are making them for her. Let’s please consider that these men are in their mid to late twenties. They’re not kids. They’ve each been with several women. Kissing Hannah for a minute in front of an entire set isn’t going to get them hard enough to show through their pants, if at all. She need not flatter herself. Btw, Hannah seems like the kind of pageant kid who would have been the biggest brat on Toddlers in Tiaras, sucking down pixie sticks, and terrorizing the other contestants. Her mom probably let her drink Mountain Dew as a child so she wouldn’t throw a fit during her “talent” competition. This woman is a more polished/skinnier Honey Boo Boo.

Lol! So Hannah is the only female in bachelorette history who can give every man a full-on throbbing boner with just a kiss. So much so that she has to mount all of them to cover their shame. GTFOH.

And Luke, Jed, and Garrett in previous episodes.

Hard to edit her to be more sexual than she is when she mounted every guy in the place at least once. She got a hyper-sexual edit because she’s the only bachelorette who climbed on top of one guy after another on group dates, pool tables, saunas, couches, backseats of cars, windmills, etc. And she admitted to having sex with one of the guys then proceeds to get ridiculously upset with another guy who wasn’t okay with her spreading herself thin. Newsflash: no guy wants the girl they’re dating shoving all the strange dick she’s getting in his face. Haven’t met one yet. She can try to act squeaky clean now because she’s embarrassed but everybody saw how she acted. They didn’t get a body double for the scenes. She did it and she should own it.

^^I’d like to add that if roles were reversed, I’d feel the same way. My twenty-year-old daughter told me that people in her class thought this 27-year-old man liked her. I didn’t show it but it did worry me and I talked to her about the situation. I just don’t think anyone under the age of 23 should be with someone much past their own age, because of maturity. And it makes me wonder why an older person can’t get someone their own age and why they’d target someone they can’t even drink with legally. I don’t have an issue with age gap relationships. I have less of an issue with older woman/younger man relationships.

I think Jay is an adorable kid with a good personality. I don’t think he’s a good husband obviously but I’m not sure if he understood the consequences at his young age. I also think he was probably sexually abused in some way and has problems regarding keeping it in his pants. So, I do think, due to his age, people do feel some measure of sympathy for him. He didn’t marry another 20yr old. Ashley is in her thirties with a fully developed frontal lobe. If she were my daughter, I’d be pissed at Jay for cheating of course, but I’d also tell my daughter that she should have expected it and marrying a young sex-obsessed man was not in her best interest from the beginning and she should have listened to those around her giving her warnings. Lesson hopefully learned. If Jay were my son, I’d be side-eyeing Ashley FROM THE START. No! I may have fought her in the streets! I know men like older women sometimes, but for an older woman to marry a man that young takes a special kind of crazy. I would have told jay to stay away from this woman predator. It’s one thing to date for fun or sex, it’s a whole other story to marry the young man. DON’T MARRY A 20 YEAR OLD. I’m sorry but something isn’t right with Ashley. For some reason she wanted to control a man and Jay was the perfect one for her purposes and to create drama, which some people really need in their lives it seems. Jay isn’t off the hook for what he did but rumor has it,

Can somebody share the full story about what happens with Jed? I know about the girlfriend but what happens after he gets the final rose?

Exactly. Hannah somehow found a way to talk shit about each of the guys. I don’t know if it was just her tone or her words. At Luke’s house she definitely said she doesn’t know how he made it that far. If he were my son, I would have told her to take a walk then because another woman will appreciate him. She put his family on the defensive. They had to tell her that maybe Luke wasn’t being himself because who she was describing was not the person they know. It would be frustrating for me as a parent to know that a girlfriend can’t see who my son really is, and that the relationship started with bickering. I would be heartbroken. That is a red flag on Hannah. At all the hometowns, she seemed to want to make it appear that she’s the woman who changed their son and whipped him into shape. I don’t think any mother is wanting that kind of attitude in a DIL unless her son is on the wrong path in life. None of these men have those problems so Hannah can shut it. She’s not everyone’s savior.

I don’t like people who automatically talk extremely loud to seniors, which is what Hannah did as soon as she met Tyler’s dad. It was like she was talking to a deaf baby. Just because he’s been sick or has gray hair doesn’t mean he’s reverted to infancy. Treat a grown man like a grown man, damn it!

Thank you! Exactly what I was trying to get across. Hannah’s problem isn’t a southern problem. Gosh, she’s annoying. I couldn’t spend 5 minutes with her. Between the smiling and the vocal fry and k sounds replacing g sounds, and the like like like like like. Wow. How do they stand her?

I missed Peter’s home town and just started it on Hulu. He is definitely getting a good edit for The Bachelor. But if he didn’t look like an adorable teenager, that condom situation would have gone very differently. Could you imagine if Luke had a condom in his car? Hannah would have flipped shit.

Peter would be boring, I think. Since they chose Hannah and she’s a nut job, why not choose Luke so we can see how many chicks pretend to luv jeebus? Let’s watch Luke try to not have sex with all three in the fantasy suites. With Luke as their Bachelor talking about Jesus all the time, they can advertise it as the “most annoying season in Bachelor history”. This is the only way to top Hannah’s season. 😂😂😂

“God bless her” or “Bless her heart”, two sides of the same coin. I just think Hannah is weird. There are people who smile a lot, like you, because maybe they’re just happy as hell. And then there are people who smile at inappropriate times because they are either crazy or completely blank upstairs and not comprehending a damn thing anyone is saying because they’re just thinking about how beautiful their smile must be for the other person talking about his dad who almost died. Hannah is weird and not cute. She doesn’t seem like she’s happy smiling. She seems like she’s creepy clown smiling. That’s pageant bs. I refuse to blame all of us southerners for Hannah’s problem. I loved Hannah G and I thought she got such a good edit that she was definitely the bachelorette. Couldn’t believe they didn’t pick her. She seems like a genuinely sweet girl and very smart. Much harder for production to manipulate, I’m sure.

I’m the NC type southern and the women I’ve known, while we do smile when appropriate, more often have resting bitch face. Don’t get me wrong, we’re friendly, but then we may say, “god bless her” as someone walks away lol. I’m kidding but there’s always truth in jest, as they say. I don’t know about the Alabama women but I have visited all over the south and I think Hannah’s smiling problem has more to do with pageants than southern. She smiles when it’s not appropriate. Most southerners have more sense than that.

Well if they see how popular Tyler is with the public at this point, they may have changed their minds. I just think she couldn’t have chosen what she really wanted anyway if she was forced to choose Peter. She definitely wants to sleep with Tyler, Jed, and Luke, but especially Jed and Luke. To be clear, I don’t think the decision to keep all four was done at the ceremony. Surely she talked to them beforehand and the dramatics were planned out. So, after choosing Peter for the producers, they then told her to choose Tyler next so that we could be on the edge of our seats wondering which of the two top picks she’d go into hysterics about letting go. But yay! Hannah gets to pump and dump Luke now. She already knows she’s not choosing him. She’s just wants to fornicate with him which is a big ol’ sin.

Btw, what the hell with Jed’s date? He takes her to write a song which wasn’t terrible but the whole thing was so awkward. First she asks, “Is that like an amp? Is that what they cawl an aaaaammmp?” And Jed flatly says no. Awkward. Then they write a song and actually put on headphones, get in a booth with mics, and don’t even sing into the mics. They barely sang the damn song. I was like, “what kind of fucking singing is this? Why aren’t they even trying and why is it so quiet?” Why make her sing with him if he was going to barely squeak out his verses while staring at her, probably thinking he’d rather slit his own throat than to be there at that moment?? So awkward. Cringe awkward. Second-hand embarrassing for Hannah awkward. Then he says some kind of douche shit like, “Do you ever like feel in your like heart that there’s something in your brain that you like have to say but you’re too dumb to form a sentence so you can’t like say it and stuff like that?” And she responds probably with, “what’s wronk? What are you thinkink?” Hate to say it but Jed’s mom was a bitch. Can’t say I blame her though. She called Hannah out so hard, it was funny but they do know what their son signed up for. They know WHY he signed up. They know what the Bachelor franchise is so I think the mother was pretty harsh. Saying that her special snowflake is just one of many guys and being a bitch about it was unnecessary. The only part of his family that was cool was his dad giving that Bachelor handshake. They were making a joke of this right out the gate because they know Jed is not serious.

At some point in bachelor history, I heard that they choose their possible final three to five immediately after meeting the men/women, and the show edits around those choices. I don’t know if this is true. The fact that she gave Peter a rose first just tells me that the producers made her do that, which means that they could have also told her Tyler is meant to be in the final three as well. Both are good possible Bachelor choices. Then, since she could only choose one more and Jed and Luke are her obvious favorites, she asked if she could take all four, thereby satisfying the producers with Peter and Tyler, and also satisfying her sexual hopes and dreams with Luke and Jed. That’s my theory.

‘Hannah the red nosed dumb ass had a very shiny nose and when she gets those room keys, she will give at least three blows.’

Windmills are so in right now. Windmills... Now that you mention it, she kind of acts like she has a coke habit. Side note: my phone almost autocorrected to “come habit” but then thought better of itself. That would have been a funny edit for me later. This is what I would call a day terror. Don’t worry about Garrett. He only said he loved Hannah because he was desperate to show Luke who’s boss. I imagine him meeting up with Mike and Connor so they can high five, have some beers, and celebrate dodging a bullet. They get to be on Bachelor in Paradise and get the pick of The Bachelor litter. There are so many better women than Hannah in this franchise.

Being from the south myself, I can tell you that southern Christianity is almost cultural. A lot of people are of the Baptist variety. I moved to the Midwest which is considered the Bible Belt,( I guess?) and I was surprised by the difference in united Methodist in the Midwest vs some of my UM relatives in the south. The Midwest seemed to have gone by the more liberal practice while the southern UM still lived by a more baptist type standard. I know that seems weird but it’s just my experience. I’m not Christian myself but southern Christians are definitely held to a higher standard and I think Hannah, being the type to fuck a windmill and then announce it to the world, mount every guy she thinks is cute, and naked bungee, is in the minority of Alabama Christians. Luke seems like the evangelical type, not sure where he’s from, but he has every reason to believe that Hannah would not screw every guy she took to the fantasy suites and perhaps save that experience for just one of them. Luke thought he was that one because she has probably told him he is. Then she says, “I fucked blank in the windmill”, giving no thought to his feelings of jealousy that he has already displayed, and then has the nerve to get upset when Luke calls her out on her bs. Hell, I wouldn’t even be that heartless with a guy I DIDN’T like, much less one that I like as much as she obviously likes Luke, considering how many undeserved chances she has given him to change himself completely to fit her needs. Spoiled brat, this one. I don’t understand why Hannah can’t keep her damn mouth shut about her sexual exploits or why she has to mount all the guys on national tv. Some things should be kept private. I think she’s wanting to get public backing for being slut shamed so she can try to go on some kind of anti-slut shaming motivational tour. She can be the Jesus loves sluts spokeswoman. Meanwhile, she has made Luke look like he’s crazy for his beliefs. He is cray IMO, but he’s not alone. Christian men are everywhere and yes, most expect a woman to submit to her husband. To be fair, the nice ones also quote the scripture that says to love your wife as Christ loved the church and died for it, so it’s a give and take. Hannah is all take and no give. Unless it’s that ass. She gives that up freely. And Jesus still loves her. He just doesn't particularly like her. Don’t shoot the messenger.