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I know I cringed when I heard that, and thought to myself "the word is analysis, moron", but apparently it is actually a word in the dictionary. Granted, it's probably one of the newer words that have entered the dictionary because they become common parlance, so in my mind it's still the mark of a moron when it's used. Everyone knows the only cat that should be allowed in the car is Toonces the Driving Cat.

I simply cannot understand entitling a blog about MARRIAGE advice using the word "BEATING". It completely defies logic.

What a horrifying thing to say. Even for Bethenny. "THEM" are responsible for half of her beloved daughter's genetics. And Brynn is as much her father's as her mother's. What a disgusting person she is to even think such a thing. It's not as though the Hoppys are immoral, overbearing, self absorbed assholes, like someone we know. And with all this business of "I'm so alone. I have no one." how can she possibly want her beloved child to have the same existence? Defies logic.

Christine does indeed look lovely. In fact, she's never looked better. When you say "D" do you mean "dick" or "douchebag"? I'd prefer to think that she's just happy with life in general. It really doesn't seem like Kody really throws her much of a bone (pardon the pun) anyway. That replay of the building exercise just further reinforces how he really feels about her. If you truly love someone, you'd never have such utter disregard for her, her ideas, and her fillings.

Amy, Amy, Amy! DAUGHTERS-in-law! NOT daughters-in LAWS! If she said it once, she said it fifty times! It makes you sound dumb, and you're not!

I caught that too. Completely sexist and offensive. What mother would ever say that? Maybe it's just a side effect of polygamy where women are chattel. Gross.

I saw it. The cameraman must have thought it funny too, because it was in focus over and over again. What a cheesy picture. And what a ridiculous waste of money when you have umpteen kids. That and the front-row seat parents was just too much to stomach. Ugh.

Ok, I'm a little late to the party. But I just had to say the braying jackass at the beginning of the episode was absolutely epic! Take that, Kody!

I wonder if that was a LIV product that was in that sports bottle that Meri had next to her while she was looking at her phone. There was a green liquid and ice in the bottle and it really caught my eye because that color of green doesn't exist in nature. I couldn't stop staring at it because the color was so distracting, unappetizing and artificial. I can't imagine anyone who was truly health conscious willingly drinking that stuff that was so obviously full of artificial coloring. Ugh.

First of all, Matt, those weren't donuts. The mules were driven around in a circle in muddy terrain and it's going to leave a mark. And I'm sure Matt has done that himself numerous times. Even if it was in a field that would be planted, that field would need to be plowed before being seeded, so it's just more staged bullshit. It's near impossible to spin a donut in an all-wheel drive vehicle, so Mr. Know-It-All Matt, you don't know it all. Matt is looking mighty rough. It was nice to see Amy actually smiling again. She seemed genuinely happy, which doesn't happen often that we see. And how many times did she say that the Girls' Night was just the type of thing she has wanted to do for years, but she hadn't the opportunity because she was busy raising her children. He's angry when she's happy. I know Amy is far from perfect, but Matt is a complete douchebag.

Am I seeing things? During the "Catfish" episode, Meri was talking about her fillings, and there was a little bit of discussion about how their lives as sisterwives have been. A photo of the original three wives was shown. Next a photo was shown of all four wives, but clearly the three originals appear to be 15 years younger than they are now, and Robyn appears on the left of the photo, complete with her hand resting on Meri's shoulder. I know they knew Robyn years ago, but did they really stage that photo then, or is this the work of Robyn's Eye-talian artist again, or just some plain ol' Photoshopping? Inquiring minds want to know!

Good for you, artist formerly known as ncsocialworker! And as a Golden lover myself, I love your new name! There's nothing like a Golden! Their smarts, grace, beauty and loyalty puts them far above these BH bitches.

Yo's new condo/healing space--did anyone catch a look at that piece of art, I couldn't tell whether it was an enhanced photograph or a fabric wall hanging that appeared on the right side of the screen? It appears to be Gigi. That's very nice. She's beautiful and all, but how does that make the non-Gigis feel? This is supposedly the new family home, and my mom has a gigantic homage to my model sister overtaking the living room. Favoritism much, Yo?

You are absolutely correct! She is teaching them wrong. And thanks for the Steve Martin reference! Made me laugh out loud!

It's throaty? It's husky? It sounds phlegmy to me. Like she really, really needs to blow her nose and cough up a lunger. Very distracting.

The very best part of this episode was the appearance of Lisa V's two goldens, Rumpy and Avery. Those are two absolutely gorgeous dogs!

Dan freaked out a little when the lady came up and touched Cece's face. And I agree that it was a completely inappropriate thing to do. However, the woman was speaking Italian. She said "Ciao, piccolina!", basically, "Hi, Baby!" I don't think the woman was trying to be forward or intrusive. It was just a cultural difference. Having one's ass pinched isn't uncommon in Italy, so I can see how pinching a baby's cheek wouldn't seem out of line to someone from there.