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I'm sorry, I'm over here actually crying at Ellie's Face/Off song it's so cute. Tara, how you haven't smooshed those children flat is a mystery beyond measure.

Everyone's all "Oh, let me pet the puppy!" And Lord G's all "Eat a dick, this is my baby!" And I haven't smiled that hard at this show in ages.

I swear to god, every time Sarah goes off about Dylan and bees (this time the surf board made of bees) I hear "The Wind Beneath My Wings" in my head. Sarah, you're my hero.

I just got to watch this today. God, I love Pam Ferris. I can't think of a more heartbreaking scene than Sister Evangelina hanging baubles on the Christmas tree, tears streaming down her face.<br /><br />Also, the compassion that she and Sister Julienne showed when they realized the dead woman was not their sister was one of the most moving moments I can think of.

Dude, I don't know if it's hormones, Christmas spirit, whatever, but Gordon Lightfoot's commercial made me a little weepy. Loved it. :)

Tara, any chance you'd link the gif from The Leftovers here?

What kind of asshole waits for the pizza to get there to try and bone? Come on, David.

Speaking of purity balls, even though they're super gross: There is a fantastic podcast called The Dollop that deals in the topic. I laughed myself into a tremendous coughing fit listening to it, and it doesn't shy away from the giantly fucked up connotations. I'm a sucker for these kinds of episodes. I don't watch the Duggar's show, but I've observed the shitshow with a level of amusement that is probably unbecoming.

Caillou is Satan's asshole. I don't even have kids and I believe this is true.

Awwww, the gang's all back together! That makes me super happy. :)

Just FYI, the visual aids aren't working, not sure what that's about.

I beg your pardon, you didn't get included in an article that WASN'T ABOUT YOU, so you punitively kept your ex from going to her own daughter's graduation? Because exes don't do everything together? She wasn't asking you to include her in your Christmas card, and you screwed her and your daughter out of having that together. In short, Team Cait, Kris Jenner sucks.

Oh, good, I'm here in time to tell Steve to shut his whiny fucking piehole. What a shitbird. The bitch of it is I like Ziering, but when they try to give him feelings, I don't want to be there. This so easily could have just been him being slimy with Donna and I probably would have been amused. Glad they realized crying wasn't in Steve's wheelhouse so much. Fucking Dylan owes me money for teeth erosion for the barfing in my mouth "enjoying each other" has made me do. I'm with Tara, he's cute in this one overall, but c'mon, dude, don't say that shit in front of people.

Mark Blankenship, you are a goddamn treasure, and now I am actively going to seek out Deutschland 83, though I doubt it will make me laugh like your description.

I'm sorry, is Kelly paying $300 to have an inch of dark roots? Because: not great.

Pegging I'm familiar with, but I do love the joke of calling that Peggy O-ing now! :-D

Umm, Urban Dictionary won't tell me what a Peggy O is. Do I want to know?

I may have to get an HBO Go trial to watch this and that documentary about Ann Richards Tara recently mentioned. I don't understand the "more guns will solve the problem" mindset, and sometimes I need to sit with people who feel the same way, because in Indiana, that can get you treated as a nutjob.

@JTMacc99: Jake's "Aaaah, samezies!" makes me smile every time. Not to mention Gina being crazy enough to entertain a dozen psychiatrists. "I'm exquisite.

Is the phrase that doesn't pay "I love bedazzled muffin"? And seconded, Portia, Dave Cole and Livvie were delightful.

I'm not on Nikki's side, because she's an asshole, and I'm certainly not on Dr. Jenn's side, because she's the worst, but my therapist hugs me at the end of every session, and she's 10 shades of awesome, so I wouldn't say that was the evidence of unprofessionalism. Just every damn thing that comes out of her mouth. Just had to put that out there.

I just watched the Gravity Falls episode with NdGT, and it was the greatest 6-8 minutes of my life, and now I want a Waddles, immediately.

Yeah, Tambor is wonderful. The way Maura talks about her kids is amazing. She clearly adores the snot out of them, but she's not blind to the fact that they're little assholes. I think the whole family cast has really strong chemistry. So far, I'm way on-board.

Motion to rename Cougar Town "Boob Gulch."

Is that Gus frickin' Fring?!