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The elevator is nicer

That’s one of worthwhile uses for Botox

And her butt

Of course a witch needs a black cat!

The Manning brothers need to make commercials for “Kings Hawaiian Rolls”?

Cue the airport escalator scene!

Normal looking fingernails in her TH

Jasmine could serve drinks on those butt implants

She totes him around on a screen on a stick. One “therapist” gave her a Bluetooth vibrator that Michael can control with an app on his phone. Hilarity ensues

Sophie’s wig looks like “rooted saran” doll hair.

Did they have to clear out LAX to film this?

She’s the 90 Day Eliza Doolittle

Yeah, Charlie’s wife. Also “Corney”

All the 90Day-ers go to Dr. Obeng

Maybe it’s code for “crystal meth?”

Somebody needs to give her a “Moonstruck slap”

She was so pretty before...

Half of the half hour First Look was a repeat of Ashley holding her phone while driving, talking to her sister, crying hysterically and saying “Oh god, oh god, oh god, I’m having a panic attack. My makeup, my makeup, my makeup…” over and over. I missed it, why was her sister in another car?

There's probably not going to be a Tell All for this format, but if there was, it would be the perfect time for Dallas to come out as a surprise guest.

I think he’s a slightly better looking Asuelu This photo is when he was 22, he’s 28 now

The face you DON’T want to see when you propose to someone…

and they can all kick rocks!

Yes, she had it when she was 20. Igor/Justin was only 19 when they had sex so maybe he wasn’t really familiar with vaginas.

Gino’s brother and his wife might have had this trip planned for months with non-refundable tickets while Jasmine has just recently started making her wedding plans. I see nothing wrong with the SIL asking her not to book the wedding for the time they’ll be away, but she could have asked her a little more diplomatically because Jasmine tends to fly off the handle at every perceived slight.

Yes, she fractured her foot in a car accident two years ago. Now her broken jaw was the result of an accident with an ab wheel when her brother challenged her to a push up contest.