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This was going to be a surprise, but I was planning on having the cocktail hour on a boat and demanding everyone jump off the dock as a loyalty test.

What is that bulge in the towel (or whatever)? Now I can replace my 2018 Paola Calendar!

I'm still convinced that most of the Darcey/Jesse scenes (his first trip to NYC, meeting the girls and Stacey, CT Air BnB, restaurant tantrums, etc.) and their THs were all filmed about a year ago, around the same time as last season's Tell All was filmed. Later Jesse returned to the city to film the Break Up scenes and for this year's Tell All and when that was completed, he was shown at the airport going home to Amsterdam. Just a theory, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

Jesse appears to be wearing the same clothes and hairstyle in this season’s THs and LAST season’s Tell All.

Okay, some of you have asked about the dress code. Just come dressed in the style of your favorite participant. (Or a combination inspired by more than one)

Thanks, I KNEW I was forgetting something important! Unfortunately, I think it might be too late to get the hooves from my butcher.

I'm asking for your helping putting together the menu for the "Tell All Snarking Party" I'm hosting tomorrow night. So far I have: Appetizers: Snails in Spicy Salsa and Duck Embryos. Entree: Choice of Steak (cut on the bias the way my girls like it, I've worked in restaurants) with Rice-a-Roni, Salmon or Angelo's Pizza. Dessert: choice of Tiny Carrot Cake and Enormous Neon Yellow Frosted Cake Am I missing anything? By the way, you're all invited. RSVP Regrets only. See you at 8:00!

I actually attempted to rewind and pause my DVR when it showed Darcey removing her shoes in the hotel room because it appeared that there might be a Marshall's type price sticker on the bottom, but I couldn't make out the details. However, the bottoms looked to be really scuffed, so they're not returnable (even with a receipt!)

Pardon?

Watching the extended version tonight and my favorite Darcey quote has to be, “Next time I’ll see the red flags...”

I'm still shaking my head over the idea of Jesse flying to NYC from Amsterdam one day and turning around and going home the next. If he had only come to break up with Darcey and go home right away, he wouldn't have needed that big suitcase! I don't think he went to the airport and instead stayed in the city for a while. Maybe he even changed hotel rooms at some point. He might have stayed around to film the Tell All.

I believe he originally worked in IT for his father's company before he went to Brazil, but now that he's back in Louisville, he's become a K-9 trainer. https://tasteofreality.com/paul-staehle-of-90-day-fiance-shares-about-his-new-job/ This was from "In Touch": Earlier this week, Paul added a new career update on his Facebook page as a "Contracted K9 Handler" at Tactical Detection K9, which is a company based in Paul's hometown of Louisville, KY. According to a recent Instagram post, the president of the company has more than 30 years of experience in handling K9's and training them for patrol, drug detection, bomb detection, and cadaver detection. [yikes!] "An exciting new job opportunity working publicly with law enforcement," the 35-year-old wrote on Facebook. While it seems like an unlikely career move for Paul, who has quite the criminal history, to work alongside law enforcement officials, it's actually not that far-fetched and it makes sense now why Paul and Karine are currently pet parents to two German Shepard pups. aha! that explains the pet carriers! I wonder what happened to the job offer at Fort Knockers that David Poor turned down: https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-paul-staehle-job-david-toborowsky-164087

I agree. There was never any mention of him bringing dogs with him on his second trip, just tons of crap. But as of last month, he was back in the US and working as a K-9 trainer so maybe the crates were for dogs he was going to bring with him TO the States?

Or that could have just been editing, splicing together with a response to something else. Do you think they'd give it away so early? Right. Didn't he just say something vague like "I'm sorry..." which could have been in reference to just about anything (including getting involved with Big Ange in the first place!) I've learned my lesson about drawing conclusions from the coming attractions because invariably the Editing Monkeys like to play tricks on us.

they deserve each other

Such a lovely, classy girl. I can't wait to see this week what triggers her saying to Angela, "Get your effin' finger out of my face!" and the chaos that ensues.

Every time I see the FanDuel (sports betting) commercial, I think of Jon in his American football uniform

They’re called “Working Girls”

As Jesse would say, “This is just madness!” Meanwhile, Darcey only has eyes for him. I know this wasn’t photoshopped but why are the people’s heads in the top row bigger than those on the couch?

Sharon had to sit down before people realized she was Commando. Darcey isn't as subtle.

I noticed that the stuffed toys still had tags on when Karine was holding them on the bed. So maybe she did have Paul bring her all this crap for resale, but she should have taken a page from Scabby Abby's book. A footlocker could hold hundreds of pairs of panties! That reminds me, I wonder if she's also going to try to sell those onesies and sex toys, "Excellent Used Condition" of course.

Did they ever positively identify Jack the Ripper?

Working title, "It's Not FAAAAAIRRRRRR!" I doubt if it will be a bestseller. Didn't she have to pay for the hotel room the first night with two credit cards?

Oh, now I get it. Darcey was channeling Sharon Stone in that wrap style dress that showed her hoo ha when she sat down. I tried to take a screen shot of it, but my camera couldn't focus on all that white.

I somehow doubt that he's any kind of handyman. He almost had a meltdown assembling the crib for Lucy.