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That champagne looks flat

How would Mursel’s Family ever find out about Anna’s kids unless they told them? It’s not like they’re ever coming to visit

Why does Anna shout into the translator?

Uncle Beau is already replacing DJ Doug in my heart

20 seconds in and I already hate Mike

Aren't you supposed to use "local honey" for the optimal health benefits?

In the previews, doesn’t he have a long list of what he wants to do including being a model, and something about Hollywood and Oprah? Correction: just saw the commercial again and he says he could be a bartender or a fireman OR go to Hollywood auditions or go on Oprah. Nothing about modeling ...YET! Oprah, if by any chance you’re reading this, I will lose all respect for you if you give this clown any airtime. edited again to add: This reminds me of when you ask a child what they want to be when they grow up and they say something like, "A football player, an astronaut, a doctor or a superhero..."

As a former model, I can assure, they're not. As a former prostit...never mind

That was Matt and Alla, apparently "fourth time's the charm" in this case MATT AND ALLA (SEASON 4) Status: Married This couple met via an online dating service, but lost contact when Matt married for the third time. They reconnected after that divorce and eventually marry, despite concerns from family members.

and then there's that VHS tape he rented and didn't rewind! AND he removed that tag from his mattress!

I agree he sounds perfect, but does he have a secret?? Of course he does! Even the smallest, least important "dirt" about his life can be magnified into a big dark secret to keep viewers on the edge of their seats waiting for the big reveal (which often turns out to be a huge letdown.)

You're right, almost every couple that has been on one of the iterations of the 90 Day franchise has some kind of product they're trying to promote. Add to your list Darcey's "House of 11", Jesse's coffee business, Jonathan's fake Pashmina business, Avery's online store and even Danielle was selling a photo calendar well before Pao got the idea. There are probably many more that I'm not thinking of right now. They might make a few dollars while their story is being aired, but nobody is launching a Fortune 500 company.

He sounds perfect for this franchise!

or one of those pendants you give a grandmother with all her grandchildren's birthstones.

Nicole's father was just released from jail following drug charges. But the good news is, apparently May is going to school (based on her shirt) https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/90-day-fiance-nicoles-dad-reunites-with-may-after-jail-stint/

All she said was the boys' father "hadn't been in their lives for a couple of years." Since the boys are reportedly "full brothers" and their ages are 15, 14 and 6, there might be a story about the 8 year gap between Gino and Leo.

The singsong way she talks AND acts reminds me a lot of "Corny" from a couple of seasons ago who went to Spain to meet the love of her life.

And no amount of Botox will reverse the ravages of time

Fortunately there are several other Caribbean islands and Central American countries where she can look for bartenders' foreign dick.

I thought Michael was wearing the SAME too-tight-moobs-enhancing-polka-dot-shirt in both his THs and when he went to Rio until I realized that he actually has two identical shirts in different colors. (plum for TH and blue for Rio)

My theory is that Emily met Sasha at the gym, flirted with him and complimented his physique. "Oooh, you're so big and strong!" He complained that his wife didn't like him so muscular so Emily said something like, "SHE must be crazy, you look great!" (all in English, of course) and things moved on from there. Not only did he find a willing f**k buddy, she was American!

I notice on PT that Loren always has nice things to say about people, “He’s so romantic,” “They’re a cute couple,” “I love her shoes,” etc. but I still can’t forget what a Mean Girl she turned into when she and Pao ganged up on Anfisa. Speaking of Pao, it looks like she and Roos are going to be on Pillow Talk next week. Ugh.

You mean Darcey, Stacey and Tom are fakers?

My DVR cut off the last couple of minutes, but I hope it’s Ashley’s friend Natalie on the scooter.

Maybe he caused an accident and didn’t have insurance, so the judge decreed he had to be a butler