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Don't know if this is significant, but on the DVD cover, Tara Lynn only spells her last name with two Xx's. Porn Star Granny is triple X rated.

HER glasses weren't exactly flattering, either, but I was totally distracted by her stringy greasy looking hair. (okay, I'll admit I'm shallow.)

I'm just imagining her friends and family's eyes glazing over when they're subjected to dozens of pictures of her CLOSET! I'd unfollow her in a heartbeat.

Nobody actually used it as a euphemism for sex, I coined the term myself when Robert popped in a video for Bryson to watch while he and Anny got busy on the living room couch. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Robert has used the Turtles to babysit Bryson before.

Childbirth and Baby Expert Dr. Spock Pao shouting at the TV, “He needs the boobie, give him the boobie!” Just rewatched and came back to add more Pao wisdom: "She should be moving around!" "She should be squatting on the ball!" "He needs Mama!"

Another older but still acceptable 90 Day term is “boom boom.” But “no no” is a no no. Edited to add: a new term, “Ninja Turtle Time” (NTT for short) may be added to the 90 Day Dictionary this season.

😆😂 He looks like a shit-stains-on-your-sheets kinda guy. that he'd blame on his kid edited to explain: the stains, that is, NOT the STD

You’re right, and it made me wonder if she would have trouble adopting children.

I just couldn't deal with that forlorn looking woman in Virginia tonight whose main concern was finding a house that was grand enough to post on social media to prove to everyone that she had overcome her modest upbringing.

If this is a mother/daughter Porno Team and "Diamond" is Robert's ex MIL, does that mean that "Tara Lynn" is Bryson's mother? Oh wait, they spell Fox differently, so I guess they're not really related. Warning, don't make the same mistake I did and Google her name!

I found this cruise itinerary on the Carnival Elation from Florida that spends 8 hours in "The D.R." I'll bet it's the one (or at least similar) Robert took, only $ 279 per person! Cruise itinerary Day 1 ∙ Port Canaveral, United States Depart 3:30pm Day 2 ∙ Fun Day At Sea Day 3 ∙ Amber Cove, Dominican Republic Arrive 10:30am - Depart 6:30pm Day 4 ∙ Grand Turks, Turks and Caicos Islands Arrive 8:00am - Depart 4:00pm Day 5 ∙ Fun Day At Sea Day 6 ∙ Port Canaveral, United States Arrive 8:00am

I would certainly hope so after living there for three years!

Or, apparently, a baby. More Super Sperm!

I think that Russian hospital might have been purposely filmed to look more dismal than it actually was with darkened corridors and zombie like figures filmed from the floor up.

Because "They're DIFFERENT," don't cha know

unless it's Darcey who will wear anything with a logo, no matter how painful coincidentally, the Goodwill Exchange is right across the street for your "one stop shopping" convenience!

Not high end at all, IMO. The clothing wasn't even nicely displayed. It was called Avalon Exchange (Winter Park) and it's on FB. However, they have a website which says they are "currently seeking" designer brands. Maybe she regularly spends a day with someone from a cruise ship who takes her shopping for designer brands?

Maybe he IS wearing some kind of brace under his too tight shirts?

@Gobi, we post the same things so often, we might be twins separated at birth.

Seinfeld referred to used clothing as “nasty wear”

And they don’t fall out your ass (If you put them on correctly)

And “butt chins”

I noticed during the thrift store argument (in front of the saleswoman, no less) Robert told Anny he couldn’t buy her an iPhone because he had to take care of his house and car without mentioning Bryson OR HIS OTHER FOUR KIDS!

In the 8 hours Robert and Anny spent together "in the D.R." she was spotted wearing Polo:

Chicken Kiev is very 70's. Like Steak Diane, or Cherries Jubilee. You'd have to go to an old fashioned restaurant, where they're not afraid of butter! right, that explains why I've only had it at The Russian Tea Room (and doubt if it's still on the menu) Okay, I just checked and it's still offered!