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I wondered if the goat seller had never seen a White American woman in person before (with camera crew in tow) and was totally baffled at what was going on

My theory is that Steph totally frauded Erika with the idea of them going from online chatting to being in a relationship to being on a reality show. Steph could have pitched it as "We'll be the first Bi couple, I'll risk my life to travel to you, we'd be a shoo-in to be picked!" After exchanging "hundreds of thousands" (as per Steph) of texts, no doubt many of them sexually explicit, and hours of video chatting, Erika agreed to the plan, but the problem is that Erika was actually doing it for love and Stephanie was just doing it to get a trip to Oz, be on TV and boost her You Tube ratings. She's going to break Erika's heart. BITCH

There are now smartphone apps for that. Is that you, Pole? CAPITAL NO!

In the preview, David is shown using a translation device to order champagne at their meeting place.

We saw Rosemarie and her sister washing clothes in tubs outside their house when they discussed Ed's upcoming visit.

and he couldn't BUY her a cellphone?

You're absolutely right. When she first got there, in the car with Usman's friends, she said that they would be getting married, with out without his mother's blessing. She also told her friends while she was still in the US that she wasn't concerned for her safety in Nigeria because even if she only had ONE DAY with Usman, she had been with the "love of her life" then she threw a hissy fit when he left her in the hotel room for an hour. She talks big

I don't see much difference between Lisa's face with makeup or without.

How about tell her before you go to Russia to meet her?

Actually, Usman didn't say "we" at all. He said "....she loves me and wants us to get married."

In both Michael and Usman's case, they appeared to be clueless about a woman's age as related to re-productivity, but their mothers took one look at the American hags and immediately decided, "Nope, not getting grandchildren out of this one..."

Instead Stephanie launches into a guilt trip speech about how SHE shouldn’t be subjected to such stress and plays the “Illness Card.”

Ed: “is that a mouse? Or a rat?” Rose: “I think yes.”

At least Angela might have been fun to hang out with in very small doses. I could also imagine her being warm and gentle with the patients. I never thought I’d say nice things about Angela either.

Yes, TWO YEARS!!! But Usman definitely made it sound like it was ALL Lisa’s idea, “She came here because she loves me and wants us to get married.” Ed’s tats

In spite of all her brashness, at least Angela always made a fuss over Mama Michael and made an effort to be friendly and good natured.

Once again, no mention of Geoffrey and Varya, they were even cut from the “Next Time on...” promo.

My husband pretends to be reading, but he just looked up from the paper long enough to say, “Oh shut up, Ed!”

Did you hear a Tom Hanks on SNL when he was talking about taking his temperature in Australia in Celsius?

That rat was pretty ratty looking

No, shrinkage, remember?

I don’t want to see Danielle trying to figure out how to put on a mask!

@Frozendiva! Damn girl, you’re good. It IS Michael Kors logo oops, I deleted the photo

Yolanda says “like” even more than Stephanie if that’s, like, possible.

I refuse to wear a bra in the apocalypse I put on a bra today for the first time since last I went to church, March 15th!