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Either Andrew is a giant, or that luxury hotel has really low doorways.

Or middle aged women taking another mother’s 27 year old son away from her

Yara’s expression always reminds me of a sorrowful Virgin Mary statue

Re-watching this episode and I had to laugh when Cougar Stephanie says to Ryan, “How many women have you slept with in the ten months we’ve been apart?” You can see the wheels turning in his head when he hesitates and then answers, “None.” He’s thinking he’s getting off on a technicality because there was no SLEEPING involved!

In Ukraine, you can expect to live with your parents in addition to your husband and children for your whole life in a 2 room apartment in an old building. I think Julia is from Russia, but the scenario is probably similar

Lots have flown to Houston. Remember Janine and her two attempts to fly from Seattle? (I think Seattle), and she had to get off the plane in Dallas. There have been a lot of others two, and they always whine about having to get two seats. And the one from Oregon (?) with the striped tops? The flying to Houston has led to some epic airport scenes, and rental cars sometimes. Wasn’t there one who walked barefoot through the airport? And they hold everyone up as they are filmed pre-boarding an empty plane. And they invariably complain about people staring at them. Well, a morbidly obese person waddling through the airport, or zooming by in a golf cart, followed by a camera crew would sure get my attention.

Wasn’t there some speculation on her last season that Rebecca’s “dip in the lady pool” was with her “best friend/former PI boss” Melanie?

If I was Julia, I'd get up early, do my farm chores, get cleaned up and crawl back in bed for the rest of the day.

Actually I could imagine Brandon’s stern, uncompromising mother in her “Mistress Elizabeth” persona. And Ron dressed as a prison corrections officer for some play acting with naughty inmates

is that three weeks of failure?

Kenae’, knit fabrics are not your friend

Does anyone really need to ask Alexa to turn on the water in the kitchen sink?

Apparently only on Sundays in church

Pissed off old lady with no f*cks left to give. There was an awful lot of eye rolling when she made the kids turn off their video game

It must be the MIL. But what’s with the cast on her foot?

And the Emmy goes to... Kenae’’s Soliloquy! “As God as my witness...”

A bit off topic, but you reminded me. I was in the dermatologist’s waiting room today and there was a father filling out his precocious 7 year old daughter’s “new patient” paperwork. When they got to the “allergy” section the daughter reminded her father, “Don’t forget that I’m allergic to candy corn!”

It’s Barney!

Nothing a Sharpie can’t fix!

They’re all lying around after the birthday party like they're in a Thanksgiving Turkey Coma.

From Oklahoma by herself? Got to give her credit. I thought she maybe had driven a rental car from the airport when she talked about making “the trip”. Didn’t she live in this house before Mike bought it from her?

Evergreens are kind of hard to hug, but I think they smell better than the one she picked to make out with

Add to that notion all the stupid TLC wedding gown shows where every bride wants to look like a “sexy princess.” And it’s required that we get a dress shopping scene for EVERY 90 Day bride!

I understand she’s happy about it, but does Amy have to work her pregnancy into EVERY sentence?

I’m sure Amita said something early on about already meeting Andrew in person more than once before the Mexican disaster