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“Well, you know my name is Simon and I like to do drawer-Ings”

Why are Shannon and Simon just STARING at each other?

Tongue twister: “Shannon shatters the shitter”

I’m mesmerized

Never guessed before, but I’m going to say 732 like my area code

Oh thank heaven for 7-11

Titanic sized

I’m suddenly craving Cinnabons

She can, but it no longer brings can her joy!

This has been bugging me for quite a while. Natalie keeps saying that she wants her "mother there for the wedding." How does she think they can pull that off with just a few weeks' notice? Even without Covid restrictions, can anyone just hop on a "plane from Ukraine" and visit the US? If she means for her mother to watch the wedding streamed, can't she do that any time?

Maybe she should register at IKEA

ftfy

You’re right! Her “flinty” twang and creaky old lady voice are like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Home of the original Live Chat which inspired this snark fest

Have they given Harris’s age? I’m waiting for Stephanie to say, “Harris, my _____ year old purchased dick from Belize...”

Stephanie’s theme song should be “Love the One You’re With”

A comforting farm worker.

Or until I run out of “rubbers,” whichever comes first

Stephanie has a Skeletor face

It’s her fourth, but who’s counting

Darcey was with Jesse, Tom and Georgi. Stacey is married to Florian

And melts your partner’s wienie

There’s some useful info here which is updated frequently: vaccinefinder.org another thing to take into account is not scheduling a mammogram until at least a month following your second dose since they are finding swollen lymph nodes on many women’s tests. My breast oncologist confirmed this and rescheduled my appointment

I love my daughter dearly and didn’t have the heart to tell her not to call me at 8:02 on a Sunday night. Good thing I saw the saw the “First Look, but I couldn’t snark here. Now I am five pages behind.