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I had to laugh when Bini is jumping around the subway car with a camera crew and the New Yorkers at the end of the car were just looking at their phones

She is!

Hey, Bilal, YOU are going to be the one who makes you late for your service. Overreacting much?

Bini has the same unreal aspirations as Singyn.

Mr. Coffee isn’t good enough for Ari! But Bini’s not impressed with the Keurig

“Please don’t wear skimpy clothes around my husband! I can’t compete!”

Must be cold in that laundry room

Bilal can dish it out but he can’t take it. Asshole

Before she even got there, it appears that Thais and John have already decided three's a crowd and this roommate situation won't work out. Patrick is the only one who is pushing for it.

He is what my Mother used to call a "BS Artist"

My husband would kick me out of the car on the highway if I subscribed to another paid channel, especially this crap.

Guarantees them another season of Diaries.

right, they weren't on the 20 minute preview but I was going by the episode info on the guide and the "don't make me kick you out on the highway" commercials which I've seen a million times!

I suppose we could "guesstimate" by looking at the size of Asher who was born last August.

I realize the Single Life was shown previously on Discovery + but was PT filmed and shown then, too? If the episodes are new, there's no way the PT participants didn't know the outcome of each couple's story in advance and are just faking their reactions.

So Bilal is one of those people who can "dish it out but he can't take it?" Doesn't surprise me, he's so sanctimonious. I haven't seen the episode yet, but it seems like she's just getting back at him for his (cruel, IMO) prank.

I thought Patrick saying something about living in “this big house” with his ex-wife so I figured she picked out the furniture and did any decorating. Brother John moved in later and I’m guessing it was when Patrick brought him from Boston to work as an installer for the same home security company.

John just guaranteed he would get the entire steak to himself.

Wow, I thought Patrick was going to be the Douchebro of the season, but it appears Douchebro’s Bro will win the title. Ari squints like a mole when she drives! And Bini made a good point, why is she bringing him to a “town for rich people” when she’s so worried about finances?

I’m re-watching the Emily’s Dairy Bar dinner scene and I’m furious. She brings out the baby after his nap and immediately pawns him off on her father who notices Koban needs a diaper change. Her Dad and Kobe decide which one of them gets to do the honors. Gramps wins. What kind of lazy ass mother doesn’t change her baby’s diaper as soon as he wakes up? He must have been really ripe! I noticed she nursed the baby on both sides and also, in the Bonus scene, she appeared to be trying to feed him some solid food which he refused.

Those "advancement opportunities" must pay really well. It used to drive me crazy when I'd get a phone call asking if I was interested in a home security system. Sure, I'm going to tell a complete stranger my security status.

I found this info on Zip Recruiter. How much does a Security Systems Sales Representative make? As of May 13, 2022, the average annual pay for a Security Systems Sales Representative in the United States is $63,494 a year. Just in case you need a simple salary calculator, that works out to be approximately $30.53 an hour. This is the equivalent of $1,221/week or $5,291/month. While ZipRecruiter is seeing annual salaries as high as $115,500 and as low as $22,000, the majority of Security Systems Sales Representative salaries currently range between $40,000 (25th percentile) to $77,000 (75th percentile) with top earners (90th percentile) making $95,000 annually across the United States. The average pay range for a Security Systems Sales Representative varies greatly (by as much as $37,000), which suggests there may be many opportunities for advancement and increased pay based on skill level, location and years of experience. Maybe if Patrick was CEO of the company, otherwise his salary claims don’t pass the BS test.

Especially if they’re selling home security systems!

and not the prayer kind of closet, either! Here's my theory about Max's "secret." He came out to Moriah as gay, but probably stopped short of telling her he was attracted to Micah. Micah also has some history with exploring his sexuality with Olivia's brother. To me, it was really telling when production asked Micah how he'd feel about dating a guy and he didn't dismiss the idea like I would expect a totally straight guy would. I think that sexual orientation will play a big part in the storylines this season.